Deep in the Synagogue on the highest holy day of Yawn Crapper the high Yehubor's leader Zadok, Moshe Shekelwitz sat down surrounded by the scribes waiting with scrolls at the ready to dictate what the Zadok Moshe would transcribe from their g_d, Hashit…..
As Yehubor's leader Moshe sat down after the sacred fest of beans he took the mystical position of Zadok and placed his head down between his legs to enter the mystical state in which he would communicate with the Rauch Elohim also know as the Shitkinah the holy spirit of Hashit…… As Moshe had placed his noggin between his legs face first to the Hashit hole the turd eye of Kabbalistic lore and fascination he ripped a huge bean fart right into his ugly mug as he inhaled the Rauch Elohim of Hashit into his consciousness up thought his nostrils he exclaimed " The Shitkinah blessed be upon the brown hole has told me...….. In the future there will be Jooz and rumors of Jooz, Jewy, Jewing the Goyim, Oy veh! Know the Shitkinah has told me to write the Rainbow Kabalah!"
