I am writing this as a public testimonial as well as an open 'thank you' note to Satan and the powers of Hell for two wishes that have been recently granted.
On June 4, I performed a wealth gathering ritual. One week to the date later, I performed a youth retention (healing based) spell. Although I did not win any sweepstakes or find any 100 dollar bills in the street, it occurred to me that my wish had been indirectly fulfilled insofar as I have been able to accumulate more money over the past month than I have been able to do for the past couple of years. While I am by no means 'rich' or even 'affluent', the money that has been saved from not incurring any extreme or unexpected expenses lately has put me in a position of relative financial comfort. It is for this that I wish to thank Satan publicly and proudly.
The results I obtained from the youth ritual were a bit more obvious. I had my long hair style that had essentially remained unchanged for the past 20 - odd years cut and shaped into a spiky punk style. Within less than 24 hours I had no fewer than five people tell me that I looked significantly younger! Three of them used 10 years as a figure for the amount of time the haircut shaved from my appearance. As in the previous scenario, I wish to publicly thank Satan, his Devils and all the Demons of Hell for these gifts.
When I performed each ritual, I promised the Powers Of Darkness that if my wishes were granted I would testify and announce the results to all fellow Left Hand followers on every forum for our beliefs. I will also perform a ceremony formally thanking the Powers for their assistance to me in these matters.
Hail Satan! June 22, 2010.
On June 4, I performed a wealth gathering ritual. One week to the date later, I performed a youth retention (healing based) spell. Although I did not win any sweepstakes or find any 100 dollar bills in the street, it occurred to me that my wish had been indirectly fulfilled insofar as I have been able to accumulate more money over the past month than I have been able to do for the past couple of years. While I am by no means 'rich' or even 'affluent', the money that has been saved from not incurring any extreme or unexpected expenses lately has put me in a position of relative financial comfort. It is for this that I wish to thank Satan publicly and proudly.
The results I obtained from the youth ritual were a bit more obvious. I had my long hair style that had essentially remained unchanged for the past 20 - odd years cut and shaped into a spiky punk style. Within less than 24 hours I had no fewer than five people tell me that I looked significantly younger! Three of them used 10 years as a figure for the amount of time the haircut shaved from my appearance. As in the previous scenario, I wish to publicly thank Satan, his Devils and all the Demons of Hell for these gifts.
When I performed each ritual, I promised the Powers Of Darkness that if my wishes were granted I would testify and announce the results to all fellow Left Hand followers on every forum for our beliefs. I will also perform a ceremony formally thanking the Powers for their assistance to me in these matters.
Hail Satan! June 22, 2010.
