Hey there. I first stumbled upon JOS about 5 years ago. I became dedicated, and I started power meditation, but I hadn't even opened all of my chakras. I haven't really meditated in years. Should I start over, or go back to where I left off?

I don't really have any Satanic advice to give, but I saw this program called 650 pound virgin, you know, one of those things about really fat people, and he lived with his parents, no friends, no social skills, and he wanted to kill himself, and then he lost about 400 pounds. That gave me a...

I remember when I was little Christmas was always tinged with guilt because I was raised Catholic. There was this short story about Mary and Joseph, you know, "Jesus' Parents" being all sad that everyone gives gifts to each other and doesn't give a damn about it being their son's birthday...

I don't even know a single Satanist in real life. People need socialization, and it's hard enough with so much of the majority being dimwits who just follow the crowd, and would only become Satanists if everyone else was.

Maybe this means I can get some Korn CDs on eBay sold real cheap by born again christians. 8D

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/11/2 ... 69651.html I don't even know what to say about it. I laughed out loud. Haha. Hail Satan and normal hugs!

I'm just wondering, because I can tell that some people are a certain way because of their childhood, and their experiences and I astrology plays a role in it, doesn't it? Do Satan and the demons have personalities? Also, if astrology is determined when you are born, and you reincarnate, how...

I heard that the scent of black licorice helps with female arousal. But I think it would do just fine, otherwise.

Scroll down. It pretty much says watch out for Xians or those who cause trouble with you. I don't think it means try to shut yourself off from all people of other religions, to do that would be impossible.

Alriiight! Satanists don't need Viagra! Haha.

I'm going to check out the Holocaust one, because that's really the only thing in Satanism that I'm still perplexed about.

Yes, I just finished watching that yesterday and I really liked it. I'm hoping it raised some awareness, and it sure did expose a lot of people as stupid. I'm afraid though, that this stupidity scares people out of religions, so when it comes to Satanism, they might not want to learn about it...

Yeah, I used to be more depressed and lonely more often, and even though people haven't really changed, there's still nobody really worth talking to around where I live, there's always something you can do to feel a bit better.

I don't think it's really possible to steals someone's girlfriend. If she wants him, she wants him. I'm sorry for your loss, but I really doubt it's worth killing him over. You have to have some control. Even so, why would you want to kill his family, too? Cool it, life will go on.

Well, it does make perfect sense. I just have so little of an understanding of them, there is so much I have to learn!

I've heard people around the site say that they are very busy, but this just seems very weird to me. What do they do? I've heard of people being busy, but never of anything else. It seems completely weird to me, can anyone explain it?

Three girls would always bully me too, last year. It was mainly just one who had some weird nasty obsession with humiliating me, and her two lackeys. I was more of a Laveyen at the time though. I tried to curse her over the summer. I haven't seen her all year, this new school year. I think she...

I feel lucky that I can wear a pentagram to school without any trouble. Then again they're probably too stupid to know what it is. I used to wear an upside down crucifix, with a little jesus on it and everything, that was just for fun. I didn't get in trouble for that either, but some people...

Poor grandma! Well, that does sound reasonable to me, I hear many stories about people who have had construction built over their grave, things like that.

what are ghosts, or, remains of dead people? What is going on when people see their grandma's ghost, and things like that? Do human spirits really stay on earth? Or is that the angels again, as, many people blame that sort of thing on the xian god?

I used to get this weird feeling just before falling asleep at night, where I was unable to move and I would feel tingly, like when your foot falls asleep, only, all over. But this morning, I got it, and then I was able to do it on command. I notice I could not do it if my eyes were...

I love that site! More fun than lolcats! I think it's good because "normal" Xians will be like "Wow, even Pokemon are evil? That's so dumb!" It might get people interested in Satanism, who knows. But I know it is counterproductive to whatever goal the creator has, unless they really are...

I'm friends with the most Christian Christian teenager ever. I was since I was Catholic, years ago. I transformed to atheist, to LaVeyen, to this.... You can't have your eyes open in her house without seeing a Jesus fish, or a bible quote, or a cross. It's her family especially. It's the...

Is that in proportion to how many of them there are? Because we all know how infested we are with Christians. Oh, whether they like it or not, they're not better than anyone! I think a lot of Christians would go to hell before I would, I don't really sin as much as they do, hahaha. I can only...

He had a vitiligo.

I want to kill his dad! I don't have that kind of power though, and it's not really my place to be involved, I guess. :/

--- In [email protected], "abraxasservitor" <abraxasservitor@... wrote: Yeah, I always hear them say that there is, but I never even hear an example of it. Most of the time Christians argue with atheists, and at least they get kind of specific. Just from googling "evidence of Jesus"...

I never seem to last for long without falling asleep, especially if I get comfortable. I have to work on finding the right time of day for me, I'm feel I should have been doing so much more, so I really have to work on that. Anyone else have trouble doing that?

--- In [email protected], "lonbear2000" <lonbear2000@... wrote: We're not LaVeyen Satanists actually. Read up on the Joyofsatan website on where you're actually at. I like LaVey's books too, though.

--- In [email protected], "windyd09" <windyd09@... wrote: It has something to do with Jay-Z, it's called a diamond cutter. I'm not really sure what it's about, but I think it has something to do with promoting his album, or something. I think it's meaningless, like the peace sign...

I am a Junior in high school. I have this health class that is really close knit, it's like a family, and we don't ever read from the book, we have discussions about the curriculum topics. I think today's topic was death. So all block we had a discussion about what we thought would happen after...

I guess it's not their fault since they've been told all their lives, but things are getting better, hopefully one day they'll see.

You know what I did? Well, a couple of years before, when I was only 13, I cut a letter "T" really small on my shoulder because I was "in love" with a boy named Tom. I didn't know any better. I was Atheist so he was like my "Jehovah" in a way. I literally worshiped him, pretty much. So for...

--- In [email protected], "Dominic Wolfheart" <shadowprometheus666@... wrote: One time, on some website, a Xian lady [who was doing the typical pathetic arguing against atheists thing. Xian vs Atheist, we know who always wins that one.] She said that she was glad that Atheists said...

--- In [email protected], "siguard666" <siguard666@... wrote: You mean, even sarcastically? I would never find any need to say it literally. I lightly mock Xians on occasion, it doesn't mean anything, like the rest of it. I see that happening a lot, it is really strange. But I'm glad...