Yeah, it's no wonder leonard nimoy died - all he could do it Colon-ar - oops, I meant Kolinahr - reading and listening to only a couple of different quick-paced quiz things at a computer terminal and answering them on two different screens simultaneously. :eyeroll: Master Slothz knows what is what!

I identify as the CEO/majority owner of Aldi, and in the car parks I will start charging visitors to use the parking spaces. Hey - they're doing it in hospitals, and some of them have increased the charge, so why not do it in shops?! It's not as if my taxes are not going to fund important things...

Aww, thank youse, and yes, back where I belong - here. It's nice to know someone likes my sarcasm, lol. I like to see that the coincidences are still happening! I have had a few specific ones recently, myself. Maybe it is Magey who has become an ascended Himalayan master. His last post, which...

Let's pronounce the word "label" with an accent and try and make it sound like the word "libel". After that, consider that all of this labeling is libelous, 'labelous'. "Label" is nearly 100% the same as "Babel". cough

Perhaps you should wait to read this until you do your Rituals if you want or need to use it as a cathartic. Warning: if you are one with a sensitive predisposition and don't like to be upset with things, then be careful reading this article. Lesbian mothers whose 'skinny and dirty' daughter...

An Aldi superstore is seen in London Parents have hit out at a supermarket after they were unable to park in a designated parking bay while an attendant painted the space to make it "gender neutral". Many were dumbfounded after the Aldi in Dunstable, Beds, painted over the figure in the sign's...

Shucks, folks. I'm speechless. :-P Thank you all. No, not an ascended Himalayan master... I've come to the conclusion that at least for now I'd be one with whom it takes a greater amount of time than some, regrettably. :-/ I had...shall we say...a spot of bother. I intend to make a thread about...

Thanks, Zevios. You miss my news article shares? Aww, that's sweet of you. I see staff usernames look a bit different. That's a nice touch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noTvcTj2Sjg :o That's just a funny, not to mention DASGUSTANG!, way to say hi again. Hi! I'm back but I don't know how active I will be. How've you all been?

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You might use a different video site, and make a quick video, which your subscribers will see, promoting your account on another site or a few other sites.

Would it not be far wrong to say that, due to the Pineal Gland translating telepathic communication from different languages into our own language and understanding, that the Pineal Gland also 'translates' our affirmations and use of words into what we actually mean and intend (I expect to...

What Really Happened on that Bridge? (Bizarre Anomolies[sic] & Spotting Shills) London 322 https://youtu.be/3FNzQEN54Ik This video and quote was by Beat Worship on youtube.

New article - Video - Chilling CCTV shows grinning Westminster attacker night before terror atrocity Chilling CCTV footage has exposed a sinister grin flashed by the Westminster attacker just days before the atrocity. Footage captured at a fish and chip shop shows Khalid Masood’s last supper...

I think "Devil's Keys" is outdated, because we know Satan is not any form of devil. They are called Enochian Keys - http://www.angelfire.com/empire/serpentis666/Enochian1.html

Contents - Khalid Masood told his children he was 'going to die fighting for God' weeks before Westminster attack What Really Happened on that Bridge? (Bizarre Anomolies[sic] & Spotting Shills) London 322 Khalid Masood told his children he was 'going to die fighting for God' weeks before...

You should practice carefully with the Elements, because they can have powerful and dangerous results. If you're not very advanced, then to answer your question in one word - no.

itself* The Rituals are used to do that but they have progressed, so cursing the names of "god" has been done, and the Final Ritual is the focus now. An important thing to do is to do that Ritual, another important thing to do is to ignore yahweh and other entities which bother you, and...

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Well, since a picture paints a thousand words, that can help a lot, because many people learn by seeing and doing more than being told (hearing words and reading text). I was going to say that you might want to add numbers, to indicate each step in the animated .gif, but you did already. Maybe...

Read again and see who (you) called whom (me) a retard first. If you've read any of my posts, then you should know I only retaliate after others use ad hominem attacks against me first. If that doesn't make sense, or it does but you are choosing to ignore it, then let me say it this way - use...

I didn't realise the Sanskrit words were not quite the same as the Runes. Because of that, out might be a good idea to test the different vibrations/pronunciations, but keep the same vibration/pronunciation throughout all of the test/working.

Yeah, I think more like a "Y". Visit the 'JoSM Links' link in my signature, and download the Rune MP3 pronunciation archive, and have a listen to WUNJO, JERA, and BJÖRK.

^This, lol. Otherwise, they're quite referendums, isn't theys?

Length of time before OP is oudda heeeeer! Taking all bets. Let's make it sweeter - you win on best odds. To the OP - enjoy. ;-) Lol, you're welcome.

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...no-one I know, nor anyone I know who know anyone, nor anyon-- resulted in 2 600 000 swapping from Leave to Remain 2.6 million 'have changed their minds about supporting Brexit' https://uk.news.yahoo.com/2-6-million-people-switched-leave-remain-says-brexit-poll-110532279.html

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Yeah, you like spamming, don't you? :P You also misspelled "bum". cough Bum you? Erm...I think we should not go any further with that... I think I'd better leave right now before I fall any deeper... Toddle-pip, old bean.

No, silly, not you. 'Twas a mistype. Dang auto-incorrect.

You might have missed a link I shared above to another thread about being a HP/HPS. I read that you said you dedicated, hence why I didn't say to dedicate in my reply; and I said that you might have read the JoS site, but that isn't enough. I'll say it again in Americanian - Yeah, sure ya read...

Read this, and HPS Pythia's reply especially - https://groups.yahoo.com/neo/groups/JoyofSatan666/conversations/topics/73814

...or as Homer Simpson said, "I'm trying to get into heaven, not run for jesus". The OP's focus is to be a HP. That's not the point of being a Spiritual Satanist. We gave the advice to do the meditations and workings which will reveal his true self sooner or later, but he wants to be a HP. The...

Google and Facebook are easy scapegoats, but companies have been collecting, selling, and reusing your personal data for decades, and now that the public has finally noticed, it’s too late. The personal-data privacy war is long over, and you lost. A natural-gas field in Derweze, Turkmenistan...

Not that I'm lazy, but...I wouldn't want to be a HP. When you're ready, do the Dedication ritual, then go though our materials (see the 'JoSM Links' link in my signature below). Sooner or later, your true self will come out, and then you will know who you are and what you are the best at doing...

but you*

You could just stick your head in your pillow case and stuff it with pillows, or put a couple of towels around it...or just vibrate things under your bed clothes or while the bath/shower water is running.

Yes, but you should learn to fix your problems yourself. You can have the ability to make your life, your world...your universe as you want it, precisely. It just takes time and work. At the beginning, Satan and the Gods/Goddesses help, but we're expected to stand on our own two feet - and...

On the Internet you can be a dog. Not subtle enough.

In a biological/physical/medical manner (which connects with other things, such as metaphysics, in some ways) your mouth health is also linked with your heart health.

Yeah, if you're more drawn to the Occult and to learning things more than just the status quo, etc., then you may very well have been a Spiritual Satanist in one or more of your previous lives. For some, they have abilities which they worked on in a previous life which have come out in this...

I had the same thought - in a voice conversation/argument/debate, people would interrupt and voices would raise...and for some so would fists and the tender, loving care of tables, ladders, and chairs. As for any other replies - I have read them (which have been approved so far; some might...

Erm... I didn't see your first paragraph there while I was typing my reply. I just saw your reply begin with "You're just attacking people with your way..." I didn't see your first paragraph, as quoted here. :? I had quoted you, obviously, so did you edit your reply during? It must have included...

If someone says, e.g., "I am not troubled by X", that's a negation; and again - OK, you're not troubled by it, but either what are you, or what are you troubled by? Saying you are free is not a negation. "I am free from X" isn't a negative point - in fact it's very positive! "I do not have...

You know I didn't say "Nick Vabzircnila fuck off with crying". You know I said it to everyone, yet you said, effectively, FancyMancy is an obnoxious little brat, so does that mean you didn't take it out of context? I said it to everyone, yet you, and only you, decided I said it to you, and only...

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Reading my reply, you know I'm calm. As I said, it's an opportunity for people, both those here who always cry and others who might be the same, to realise that this is not the time nor the place to cry like that, but I would still like a reason why my general reply was taken as a direct and...

I beg to differ. Doing zero work-- actually - you're correct; doing zero work and you'll be on the Wheel of Karma for an infinite number of years and lifetimes (or dissipate and have Full Spiritual Death). (I was going to say - doing zero work, you won't be around for an infinite number of...

Yeah, I've been realising about self-imposed, and self-affirmed, limits. "I am very rich." <-- How much is very? That depends on each individual's perception. "I am/have (this thing)." <-- That's good, and will work towards you getting/being that, but it's open and not as direct as it could be...

CHRISTIAN: Wait a minute. Is that in the baaaabull? No, I don't think it is, so it doesn't count. If it ain't in da baaaabull, it ain't true; god didn't say it. Da baaaabull sez dat god is da authour of da baaaabull, and god sez it wrote da baaaabull because god sez dat da baaaabull sez dat god...

Lol. With talking like robots, I expect some might start to become very 'religious', like the way christians are with their attitudes and all things, as we learn and advance. For example, every time someone says something, the religious individual must always correct them because they (might)...

The highest possible speed is how far you allow, or limit, yourself. (Sorry, lol.) Someone said that Satan said that you could become as powerful as Satan, so that implies more powerful than Satan - and also that since the Universe is infinite and eternal, there may be one or more beings more...

Decentralised might sound good, but each P (peer) in P2P networks which you connect to need, and can see, your IP address, unless there's a technology to counter that. I don't think proxies/VPNs can counter it. Programmes such as PeerGuardian, to block certain lists of IP addresses, is useless...

:oops: <3 What you said, about it taking a while, is an affirmation. You might not have uttered the words, but it's psychological (as I said) and that becomes the will, the more it is repeated. If you want something, good advice that I think HPS Pythia said, is to say "now" - for example, "I...

I would say so; however, speaking words is also vibration, so they do add in to it somewhat. (Despite the vibration of affirmations being a power number of times (e.g. 9 times), the vibrations of Runes and Sanskrit words are larger (e.g. 88, 108, or 111 times), so with that in mind, you could...

I realised that, as well. I forgot if I mentioned it before or not, but if you put a limit on an affirmation/goal, then the energies will go only as far as, and less than, that limit. So it's like haggling/bartering - always (if necessary) go higher than what you want, because the Path of Least...

least resistance*

I have been suggesting to not use "not", but I might be mistaken about it. Even in a small way, not using not in affirmations can train us to think positively. I also consider this - e.g. "I am not poor"; well what are you? Very poor? In a coma (so being poor (in some countries, e.g. with the...

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Whatever you do, promise me that you won't wear any "jesus" sandals with socks on.

Here's a better one -

DNA could store all of the world's data in one room More - http://www.sciencemag.org/news/2017/03/dna-could-store-all-worlds-data-one-room Microsoft's DNA storage breakthrough could pave way for exabyte drives More -...

I think one point which has not been raised yet is that of mass production. Each art piece is unique - rendering on GIMP or Photoshop is an exact, precise, perfectly-identical copy. All you have to do is go to Print and select a thousand copies of the same thing. Mass production of a...

It may or may not have been your intenion to refer to something, but you reminded me of something I read briefly once. It might have been a sermon or another member mentioning it, that "abracadabra" is about "abraham" (which, of course, is stolen; twisted; perverted; and corrupted from...

The Hidden Art of Islam https://youtu.be/fhO7JoaM72c

"god" damn it. Those furries.

This might seem strange, (but Neoma Isadora said it already) but while using the porn, you could - and should - use the sexual orgasm energies in workings and meditations. You could also use them to help you reduce or stop your porn addiction, if it is an addiction. You could use your sexual...

Whether it works or not, you must be prepared to notice enemy entities stealing the energies, if you haven't defended and protected your props properly.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theistic_Satanism There is also something else which I have also found, but I don't want to mention it in case it is shut down.

We haven't invented the Stargate quite yet, no. Satan's systems are protected, of course; if for no other reason, the sheer magnitude of spiritual energy would probably force a non-advanced person back - unless they 'turned it off' or something. Remember that people who have said after having...

Lol. That's been a while.

Woo! Someone who spells "Daemon" correctly! :P I give you 5 internetz. :P You can vibrate their name while meditating upon their sigil to achieve some of their attributes. These speak to the God portion of our Minds, and the Gods and Goddesses are highly clairvoyant, so they know if you are...

On the other forum I mentioned about sleep paralysis. I was asleep on my side facing a wall, but then in the 'dream' I was asleep on the same side facing the same wall. In the 'dream' I woke up and went out of my accommodation into someone else's, but the person who should have been there wasn't...

Be sure to share this paper with us before you slander us publicly or less-than-publicly, having twisted our words, as is typical. Doing some types of meditation, and some workings with tools such as pendulums and ouija boards, is not recommended for those who have not decided to dedicate...

Hehe. I like to toss in a bit of humour, be it subtle or obvious. ;-)

Hmmm... Firstly, you could also use PERTHRO - "Through this rune, one can gain the knowledge and wisdom of other runes.", so that you could learn which Rune or Runes to use. Perhaps the first Rune FEHU. For use in white magic, it can be used for mobility. WUNJO (WAUNYO is the more powerful...

This - https://ancient-forums.com/viewtopic.php?p=4612#p4612

No. Science has always existed, since long before xianity. https://www.newscientist.com/article/mg23631490-300-luthers-legacy-did-a-religious-revolt-create-science

I think there are some yogis in the East who are over 1000 years old, or much older than 120, anyway.

Lol. Could it be another "thing" like "things" and memes and anime and all these things? You could start a trend here. "Well, the original Slothz Talez started on a Spiritual Satanist forum..." Did you save all of the other Talez from the previous forum? If you do, you might want to add an...

I'll tell the dentist to clear his schedule for the next week. :P

Which is worse - C3-PO or TAFKAG? :lol: :puke:

No problem. I think I'll have a look at that. Thanks.

https://uk.style.yahoo.com/scientists-believe-maximum-age-men-085606326.html This is a recent article, so I didn't share the comments. Have you noticed that they all have to fit within the biblical age of 120 years? "However, there are some theories which state that 'god' gave them 120...

The point, among the other obvious ones of "summoning Satan" and "not being afraid" to prove...what point?!, that I noticed was "secrets of childhood friends". As Lydia said, Satan has not only more important things to do but actual important things to do. Not to mention I don't think Satan is...

Ohhh, here goes.

All I Can Eat.

The OP question was about dating sites. Magick is much preferred, though, yes.

If I am not mistaken, Thor is Thoth, one of Satan's sons. THOTH is vibrated while helping to unblock the Third Eye Chakra.

I didn't want to detract away from that thread and go off-topic, so I post this separately. They sound like the start of either allegories or fictional stories of our Gods to tell to our Children! The very first few sentences could be, The name of the Navy SEALs never made sense to me. "Sea...

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Satan Lucifer - Lord of the World https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rmQt0MYI3M

I wouldn't be angry and drunk at the same time, nor drunk and doing meditations, either. It's also not necessary to keep us updated with your own progress and works, but it's still nice to know. :)

Get a roo-- Land, you two! :P

Yeah, that's what I tried but it might have been an ISP problem.

Lucid dreams? Is there something about lucid dreaming I missed? Are you saying that you can choose to have a dream how you wish (lucid) but it is actually unconscious that it's a previous life, or is there something else?

The Kundalini that Satan gave us is very sexual in nature.

With the help of the audio MP3, you can practice it. Say TH for a full breath several times, then say OH for a full breath several times. Then try again with TH but then add OH in the middle of it for a few seconds, and end with TH again. It is possible. It's a bit difficult to type it...

That could help. Thanks. Yeah. I wondered why there was a difference between them. That sounds like a great idea. I don't want to get your hopes up, but it might be available in Azazel's Marketplace, if you ask to promote it there. I don't suppose you could recommend some excellent...

Firstly, on twitter, there is a hashtag #expeltheparasite ^^ I was going to start my pic and video thread on this forum sooner or later, (most seem to ignore it on the crap Yahoo! Groups), but I think I'll add the videos I posted there on here, and maybe start my own picture thread on here. In...

By the way - when downloading programmes, you should not download from sites such as download.com and tucows and others. They like to add adware and similar things in their bundles, so be careful.

You might need other codecs. I'd recommend downloading and installing K-Lite Codec Pack Full, which includes Media Player Classic. That should sort out the problem. You might want to save the Audio MP3s and play them on your computer, rather than from online in your web browser.

Yeah. I followed what I learned from HPS Pythia, and it took such a long time. I'll try it in a single breath now. Thanks! P.S. I suppose vibrating it in a single breath is either just as effective, or less-effective but quicker so then you could repeat it if you need to.

Why not turn these anger energies into ammo for the Rituals?! Likewise, enjoyment and happy energies for your money workings! ;)

Lol, yeah, it is. Some think that "opinions" are the be-all-and-end-all of true and false, right and wrong, correct and incorrect, but it doesn't matter if I think anne frank is the only person who has ever been called anne frank, and the only person who has ever been called anne frank who wrote...

:oops: Shucks!

I could fall asleep listening to your sweet voice and dulcet tones.

If you say, "I don't know what to write", then you won't. You must affirm, "I know what to write..." or something more specific to what you want. You should also empower your imagination and relevant Chakra - can you guess or discover which Chakra that is? You can also empower your Soul and...

Is that a question, or a statement?

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"How can I know all on/from the JoS is the truth?" Because it's from Satan and the Gods. "How can I know that it is?" By communicating with Satan and the Gods. "How can I communicate with Satan and the Gods to know it is the truth?" By learning how to communicate with Satan and the Gods. "How...

n00b.

An overweight person would miss the point by defeating the object that they could stay in the Astral realm and eat mcdonalds and chocolate to their heart's content and not get fat(ter)! (With a diet drink, of course.)

A nice balance, you say? A balanced Soul; balanced Chakras. Such literal metaphors/poetry!

To answer that, I think one needs to answer "Is there no accounting for taste?" first. "Each to their own", "Horses for courses", etc.

Hi, all. I have had to reinstall this programme, and I checked on google for my latitude and longitude. Realising the programme asks for it in degrees and minutes, I googled and tried http://dateandtime.info/citycoordinates.php. I then decided to check on the site which ChronosXP recommends...

There was a post on the other forum that someone posted regarding an ancient God being known worldwide. Speaking about the smoking spirits on Du'at being very similar to other stories, whether literal or faerietale, if - just if - at least one God was known worldwide in ancient times, then it's...

Low-conscious states, such as sleeping and dreaming, are where it is easier to influence us if we don't protect ourselves. As such, it should also be easier to impart other things into us, not just influence and coercion - such as messages and communication. If someone has a vivid imagination or...

If you have worked on your clairaudience points, my guess is that it could be random nonsense, as you 'tune in', but if you haven't, then I'd suggest what I did in my previous reply.

You have a vivid 'dreamagination'.

You could use a thoughtform on your partner which helps, or use a few thoughtforms which each help in a specific way. If you can trust her enough, you could learn levitation; telekinesis; pyrokinesis; cryokinesis, and show off to her! No problem. I hope I am helpful. :-)

Hmmm... I don't know... Trusting that cute smile? Hmmm... It's a bit too distracting.

I masturbate. It's enjoyable! It feels nice! I have noticed that when I orgasm and I don't do any affirmations with the energy, I get a hot, stinging sensation at the end of my penis, in my penis Chakra, after a few minutes. On the other hand, when I do do affirmations for the orgasm energy, or...

Let's resurrect (pun not intended) a good, old thread. The previous thread was started by Forum Contributor. Well, I'd like to know how "jesus" managed to punch its way out of its mum's unbroken, virginous hymen...

I'm not an artist by any stretch of the imagination, but I think I could understand building the canvas yourself, rather than buying it processed from in a factory. Factory production is cold. It's just a bunch of people stood on a production line just moving a thing here and a thing there...

I was a christian. Not quite a fundy, but I was going that way. During some of that, my brain was waking up. I started doubting and questioning - and actually, some of the things that was said, during my pre-'backsliding', just sounded so ridiculous. e.g. "'god' is so powerful, he could have...

Rembrandt, 1639 Modern "art"

I'm just testing to see if she's working...

You said you doubt it's a problem on the forum, but I think it must be a user groups/permissions problem, maybe.

It's a brand new forum. That means some things would still need to be done, such as user permissions, or it might be that there is a 'probationary period' that new users have to go through.

Oops. Well... How can I decide between The Beast in the skies has risen; in time it would come, the lands have begun their schism - all bow to the Fallen One and May the Mighty Mjolnir Nail the bleeding and naked Nazarene upon the Pagan Planks, Pound in the Painful Nails now, and Hang him...

When you have a minute, could you increase the signature limit higher than 255 characters again so I can make my siggie again?

Ah. I've just been on several fora before; I haven't hosted any. Thanks for that.

I'm sure you know about this already... ...but I thought I'd just mention it; however, it has stopped showing it as soon as I was about to submit this. As for non-approval/pre-moderation, that might not be a good idea, especially on a forum with content such as ours... I figured you know...

Yay. Finally - there are previous again. Double yay.