xianity blows

[Jonathon1]

i went to church the other day to rob the collection plate and as soon as i walked in i felt like i was having all the energy drained out of me and i thought i was going to pass out what happened? can any one tell me?

 

[DerekD]

Sounds like you might have been psychically attacked.

If I may, I have a word of advice for you. Don't rob the collection plate! It's great you're on Satan's side but if you really want to get at xianity, you should try some black magic! That way, you won't get into any legal trouble, since taking money from the collection plate would be considered stealing! You may have to do some meditation first though if you aren't already capable of black magic. The Joy of Satan also strongly discourages illegal activity, just so you know.

 

[Dominic Wolfheart]

I have a theory that there is an angel that dwells above every congregation. I know there was at my old church. If he sees that you have malicious intent, he isn't going to be happy. Try to disguise yourself untill you feel powerful enough to battle an angel

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "Jonathon" <bryceclaxon@... wrote:

i went to church the other day to rob the collection plate and as soon as i walked in i felt like i was having all the energy drained out of me and i thought i was going to pass out what happened? can any one tell me?

 

[chalchiuhnenetzin]

I don't think it's a theory because I've heard some xtians say exactly that: that their church services are watched over by an angel. The Jehovah's Witnesses say that (or used to) a lot.

Jonathon: as for stealing the proceeds from the collection plate, don't do it. It's a criminal act and you will very likely be arrested. We do not engage in illegal acts; there's not much we can do for Father Satan, or ourselves, from behind bars. Also, it reinforces the stereotype people have of us.

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "Dominic Wolfheart" <shadowprometheus666@... wrote:

I have a theory that there is an angel that dwells above every congregation. I know there was at my old church. If he sees that you have malicious intent, he isn't going to be happy. Try to disguise yourself untill you feel powerful enough to battle an angel
--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "Jonathon" <bryceclaxon@ wrote:

i went to church the other day to rob the collection plate and as soon as i walked in i felt like i was having all the energy drained out of me and i thought i was going to pass out what happened? can any one tell me?

 

[Dominic Wolfheart]

Wow, I've never actually heard that before. Probably because I was raised catholics and they definatly don't believe that (what they believe is almost a bit freaky, like our world entertwines with hevaen and all the angels and saints are present and shit like that.)

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "chalchiuhnenetzin" <jaguarcat2002@... wrote:

I don't think it's a theory because I've heard some xtians say exactly that: that their church services are watched over by an angel. The Jehovah's Witnesses say that (or used to) a lot.

Jonathon: as for stealing the proceeds from the collection plate, don't do it. It's a criminal act and you will very likely be arrested. We do not engage in illegal acts; there's not much we can do for Father Satan, or ourselves, from behind bars. Also, it reinforces the stereotype people have of us.

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "Dominic Wolfheart" <shadowprometheus666@ wrote:

I have a theory that there is an angel that dwells above every congregation. I know there was at my old church. If he sees that you have malicious intent, he isn't going to be happy. Try to disguise yourself untill you feel powerful enough to battle an angel
--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "Jonathon" <bryceclaxon@ wrote:

i went to church the other day to rob the collection plate and as soon as i walked in i felt like i was having all the energy drained out of me and i thought i was going to pass out what happened? can any one tell me?