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Will Zeus Do Your Laundry?

AvatarHigh Priest Zevios Metathronos7 min to read

Oftentimes, I am confronted with certain questions where people simply "ask" for things to happen. This nonsense has arose from Christianity, which in turn, has told people that every single fart of the universe is created out of "God".

This great inaccuracy and lie, existed nowhere in Ancient Pagan religions. The Ancient Pagans were mentally healthy, industrious, sane, understood the world, and how it works.

Over the years, one keeps seeing the same fallacies about the Gods. For one: If the Gods are so powerful, why don't they do this thing for me? The mind starts having lapses due to wrong understanding on the subject.

Only if Pagan Civilizations followed Christian logic, we would not have existed. The places where this logic of errors were followed, never built any civilizations, nothing substantial.

In regards to people, and mostly Abrahamics, most of them are lazy creatures that just sit down all day and believe someone else will do all their tasks, "God" in this way, or do the things that they should have done. Key takeaway: Without them even doing anything.

Due to inherent laziness, most of this infested it's way into the "Beliefs about God", which also have brought themselves here under the falsehood of errant teachings. For example, that a "God" will do something "automatically" for you.

The Ancient Greeks had a succint statement, that encapsulates how the Gods work with human beings: "With Athena's Grace, You Must Move Your Own Hands".

Without us moving our hands, anything of a higher dimension, the Gods, or anything important, will never progress and will never be created. The houses that people live in today, were not made by spaceships or aliens, but from the people themselves.

The Gods are settled in their own dimension, and need nothing. But for them to have settled there, they have went through similar stages like we have, and that is unavoidable. They have given us the ability to accelerate and understand, and many "God-like" abilities, but we have to walk our walk ourselves.

Your computer and everything else, was not made from "God", but it was made from an industry that has people working in their own labor, organized under productive effort, to produce your computer.

The inspiration, idea, thought, flash of insight, can arrive from the Gods. Indirectly, they are authors of all of our civilization. Physically, we are living in it. We are tasked with maintaining, destroying, creating and existing in this dimension.

Not long ago, there was a Zevist who said they were doing workings to attract a woman. They never spoke to her, never even tried. Just did workings to attract this woman at school. It never happened. Then, they told themselves that meditation and so on doesn't exist.

After the working was done, they were supposed to actually do something to get this objective at hand. Instead of sitting there and just waiting until the school season was over, they were supposed to start trying to work their way with this woman. Even when she responded, did whatever she could to get around them and so on, they took no action.

The above, is how the universe works. These universal laws are impenetrable. Although the Gods can do miracles and I have seen them, what is important for human growth is that we understand how all of this works and work alongside this.

Of course, the above implies work, effort, self improvement - all the things humans generally don't want to do. By practicing and understanding, the time comes when we are not only accepting of this, but will happily do everything ourselves, and understand this as an integral part of life.

Certain people are as "naive" [or stupid from enemy knowledge] as to ask me questions such as how Zeus won't do this or do that for me. I am, after all, His Clergy. You would be thrilled to find out that the primary lesson of the Gods is for me to request proper help and guidance, and that they then expect me to work onto my own. We are assisted, we are not lived our lives for ourselves.

They in fact, expect more from me than when they graciously help other people, because they expect I will do the right thing, after a long tier of levels I too much overcome.

They provide endless wisdom, understanding, emotional support and so on, but in the end of the day, we are the ones that have to live our existence. Their assistance is the most important thing you can have in your life. But then, comes the lesson of application and doing what one has to do.

Let us presuppose we want a great project created for the Gods, such as a site.

What is Apollo or anyone else supposed to do? Come with a spaceship, descend here, sit on my computer, and write the code for this? How stupid one can be to even say these things or request them? Are you living under a rock? Have you comprehended that we exist in a physical environment, with it's laws, regulations, and this world is as is?

Clearly, we humans, with their help, we exist physically and we are going to do the instructed tasks for them. Humans are trying to become like the Gods, and part of this, has to do with understanding the material world and how we are supposed to do things.

The above, is how one must think and act in life. Workings, magick and meditation, help by providing opportunity, understanding, awareness, and can even bring things to you, but in the end of the day, we have to do what is necessary. I did not write this post by simply meditating on this, I went here and typed this all the way.

If you don't believe what I say, sit for 10 hours per day and pray your food will make itself, without the materials for food and anything else. Pray to Zeus with all your strength that the food makes itself. It will not. Because it cannot happen.

Pray then for 10 minutes and say: Teach me Father Zeus how to put food at the table. Then, you will see how your prayer will be received. Thoughts, intelligent action, all sorts of other things will arrive to you.

The mindset that other beings will do everything for you, is simply childish, Christian, and borne out of severe laziness. Without physical actions, there is no manifestation of any power of the Gods in this world.

One of the reasons we are moving towards Godhead, and the Gods teach people, instruct people, leave the information here and on this dimension for us to grow, is exactly to embark on this situation called "Life".

Again, I want to reiterate, that none of this "Zeus Will Do My Laundry" mentality exists in ToZ or in the Ancient Pagan Cultures.

By following this thought process, you will be deceived, never grow, and inherently remain a Christian.

We preach the opposite from this. The Temple of Zeus emphasizes that we must act, exist, learn, do trial and error, call in the Gods to help us with our existence etc, meditate, not just await for empty favors and so on. This is how life will start having meaning, you will have purpose, and you will grow true understanding of yourself and the world, progressively moving into the Godhead.

-High Priest Zevios Metathronos

#20

Thank you for writing.

What I've learned since becoming Zevism is that there are questions that only I can answer. And there are things only I can do. No other Zevism, no Gods, no magic can help. Only ourselves.

But the amount of activity can be built up gradually.

#21
Taurussaid:

you know, i think the gods actually do baby us a bit. after all my bullshit and laziness, they still help me whereas normal humans would have given up a long time ago. if you ask Satan a simple question ive found he answers almost immediately with a solution. the enemy will put things in your head like the gods resent you for being unproductive but it isnt true. they will always be there even if i feel guilty for wasting time. thats why i never make oaths to satan because i might fuck it up.

the gods lay out the path for us, i just hope i can get my shit together soon.

That is oftentimes correct, they are really kind. But exactly because they are kind, we must not abuse their kindness. Yes, please do your best to get your shit together. Start step by step.

#22
HP. Zevios Metathronossaid:

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-High Priest Zevios Metathronos

The purity of this post is out of the ordinary, many self-declared pseudo Satanists should read it... 👈

#23

Hello beautiful satanic family and greatest high priestess/priest great sermon!

Just wanted to ask something.

What should I do when I feel really happy as a satanist and love the gods and accept them as our true gods! But still get triggered by things of a Christian nature? Because I love Satan, but when I do find myself sometimes wondering if I am wrong or that I’m possessed or that I’ll go to burning fire after death, it literally drags my mood down and depresses me because i truly feel great when I feel connected to the gods, but I feel like I unfortunately still believe in Christianity a little, and I hate that. :( it sucks I hate Christianity! What should I do when I get sucked into that ugly energy by still having lingering Christian energy :(! Also I see blue lights around me sometimes I see ghosts sometimes to and a guardian demon whom I love! I just feel a bit confused because I do love Satan but it’s hard when you feel the connection to him is faulty because of Christian garbage! How will I know for sure that Satan and the gods won’t leave my presence and will they be disappointed in me for still having lingering issues? Thank you.

#24

The Ancient Greeks quote motivated me, so I made a wallpaper, I'll share it here.

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#25

Isn't that the concept of smartphones and computers? People nowadays are mad that smartphones can't make them a coffee, laundry and whatnot. Watching Netflix and getting drunk is more important and it's always someone else's fault if things are not done.

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#26
SwiftSoul77said:

Hello beautiful satanic family and greatest high priestess/priest great sermon!

Just wanted to ask something.

What should I do when I feel really happy as a satanist and love the gods and accept them as our true gods! But still get triggered by things of a Christian nature? Because I love Satan, but when I do find myself sometimes wondering if I am wrong or that I’m possessed or that I’ll go to burning fire after death, it literally drags my mood down and depresses me because i truly feel great when I feel connected to the gods, but I feel like I unfortunately still believe in Christianity a little, and I hate that. :( it sucks I hate Christianity! What should I do when I get sucked into that ugly energy by still having lingering Christian energy :(! Also I see blue lights around me sometimes I see ghosts sometimes to and a guardian demon whom I love! I just feel a bit confused because I do love Satan but it’s hard when you feel the connection to him is faulty because of Christian garbage! How will I know for sure that Satan and the gods won’t leave my presence and will they be disappointed in me for still having lingering issues? Thank you.

1. Practice 8 fold path every day
2. Do Ritual every day
3. Do not worry, Gods are always there for you
4. Reap the fruits of your practice and enjoy

#31

I agree. Father Satan and the gods are always guiding and helping us to reach godhead, which does not mean that they will baby us. No one can help you if you don't help yourself. As Zevism we must do our best in every situation and seek the light through darkness.

#32
patrioticgentile_666said:

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#33
HP. Zevios Metathronossaid:
patrioticgentile_666said:

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Some of the so-called "services" including making you time-travel (physically), shapeshift and clone yourself.......all for $20.
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LMAO did not expect a meme reply

I'm still learning, the same way as you do, the same way as we all do.

Zevist Since 15 Jan 2018 | LAURENTUM'S PROJECTS ARCHIVE |

#34
Foksaid:
HP. Zevios Metathronossaid:

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-High Priest Zevios Metathronos

This is a good and realistic post.
I still don't like you HC but you sometimes really do make excellent posts that i can agree with.

Heerrree mouseeeeyy :twisted: :twisted:

#36
Black Sun Lightsaid:
HP. Zevios Metathronossaid:

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-High Priest Zevios Metathronos

Without getting into everything. For years, there has been alot of insanity here. I felt as though I was unloyal to think certain things, of if questions were raised, you were treated like a moron. Like how do you expect everyone to have a succubus on the site, when there is like 14 goddesses that are not super high ranking and married.

Or they are great, but what if people just went and got a real relationship with a human.... crazy thinking! This is just one thing out of many. But ofcourse the ultraoffended will show up, to say how just mentioning this, means way more extreme then the comment means. You mean we shouldn't talk to Goddesses!!?? We should kill them! How dare you say to kill women!

What is the problem with being in a relationship with a Goddess?

#37
Veritá_666said:
Black Sun Lightsaid:
HP. Zevios Metathronossaid:

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-High Priest Zevios Metathronos

Without getting into everything. For years, there has been alot of insanity here. I felt as though I was unloyal to think certain things, of if questions were raised, you were treated like a moron. Like how do you expect everyone to have a succubus on the site, when there is like 14 goddesses that are not super high ranking and married.

Or they are great, but what if people just went and got a real relationship with a human.... crazy thinking! This is just one thing out of many. But ofcourse the ultraoffended will show up, to say how just mentioning this, means way more extreme then the comment means. You mean we shouldn't talk to Goddesses!!?? We should kill them! How dare you say to kill women!

What is the problem with being in a relationship with a Goddess?


What is wrong with a real in life girlfriend?

#38
PharaohLuxsaid:

I learned the name of my Guardian Demon quickly, but for his protection I will not name him. He arrived immediately after I dedicated and spoke up when I saw and sensed him.

What do you mean "for his protection "?

As for the lady you mentioned, she's just crazy. Please meditate more so that you can tell reality from delusion and lies.
Also, avoid reading other people's crap, because everyone has something to say about spirituality but too few have decent and true information like the joyofSatan does.

First study our websites, practice meditation and see how it goes.

For my animated meditation videos visit my YouTube channel!

Destruction and Creation are in your hands as they are Mine. Do not be afraid to do these things. Until the time comes where these things have found more peaceable means you must keep the Earth in balance.
- Zeus

#39
Black Sun Lightsaid:

What is wrong with a real in life girlfriend?

You are the one who has to answer here.
Don't answer with questions.

#40
Black Sun Lightsaid:

Without getting into everything. For years, there has been alot of insanity here. I felt as though I was unloyal to think certain things, of if questions were raised, you were treated like a moron. Like how do you expect everyone to have a succubus on the site, when there is like 14 goddesses that are not super high ranking and married.

Or they are great, but what if people just went and got a real relationship with a human.... crazy thinking! This is just one thing out of many. But ofcourse the ultraoffended will show up, to say how just mentioning this, means way more extreme then the comment means. You mean we shouldn't talk to Goddesses!!?? We should kill them! How dare you say to kill women!

This is almost what it felt like sometimes. When it's like.....I'm just saying go...get....a gf. That's crazy talk, sane people converse with their imagination..... am I saying it's all in our heads!!?? No. But... they did tell you they were someone they were not....there's that...

The Gods listed on this site are some of the main ones, but you should know that there are billions and billions of them around the planets of Gods.

Relationships with humans are from lower level Demons (however extremely advanced and powerful), it is as if you are in a relationship with human, only he is much more advanced and is on another planet.

I would never want people to think that those who choose a relationship with a Demon partner are just weak or people who have stopped trying, or that it is just an "easy way" to have a relationship.

Having a relationship with a demon involves a lot of commitment and has its advantages and disadvantages.
The Demonic relationship is for the few and will not be granted to just anyone; the person who is in a Demonic relationship is a special and blessed person.

There are many reasons why a person chooses this type of relationship, the reasons can be varied and are personal. A common reason may be to find a perfect partner, or to avoid certain problems such as dirty aura and more.

Besides that do not think that Demonic partners are something so absurd or inreal, even if they are not physically present they are much more present than a physical being, which in comparison looks like an empty box.
Don't think it's just a fantasy.

#41
Veritá_666said:
Black Sun Lightsaid:

What is wrong with a real in life girlfriend?

You are the one who has to answer here.
Don't answer with questions.

Says who? :D

#42
Black Sun Lightsaid:
Veritá_666said:
Black Sun Lightsaid:

What is wrong with a real in life girlfriend?

You are the one who has to answer here.
Don't answer with questions.

Says who? :D

aldric please gtfo..

#43
Black Sun Lightsaid:
Veritá_666said:
Black Sun Lightsaid:

What is wrong with a real in life girlfriend?

You are the one who has to answer here.
Don't answer with questions.

Says who? :D

I think you're confusing Demonic relationships with "Waifuism". A Waifu is a just a thoughtform, a Demon is a highly advanced Being from another world or planet.