Well!Here we go again.We got a TV for the break room,and the xtians have been putting it on xtian programming.Pissed me off!There I am having to watching someone preaching those lies while I eat.I talked to my pagan friend,and we decided to write anonymous notes,saying we think it is not fair for the TV to be put on religious programming.Might still have to do a ritual about it.We will see.Dam the xtians anyway!
DEATH TO THE RIGHT HAND PATHS!!!!!!!!
Hail Satan!
Brian
whole new can of worms!
Brian1 min to read
Simple solutions that make life oh-so-funny:
1) Find the cable cord linking the television to the cable output and unscrew it -just so much- that it is barely hanging on. If your input on show preference is not taken in any regard then make things tedious.
2) Enter the television's adult programing unit (basically the V-Chip) and input that channel as "bad" therefore blocking it.
3) There's a way to scan television channels to make sure which channels are there. This makes the channel "available" or "unavailable" due to the reception. There is, however, a manual override with each individual channel. (Unless they stopped making them)
Either/or, you could always ask for a power surge or short circuit in the television...
-Somber
--- In , "Brian" <briangibbons20@... wrote:
Well!Here we go again.We got a TV for the break room,and the xtians have been putting it on xtian programming.Pissed me off!There I am having to watching someone preaching those lies while I eat.I talked to my pagan friend,and we decided to write anonymous notes,saying we think it is not fair for the TV to be put on religious programming.Might still have to do a ritual about it.We will see.Dam the xtians anyway!
DEATH TO THE RIGHT HAND PATHS!!!!!!!!
Hail Satan!
Brian
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Simple solutions that make life oh-so-funny:
1) Find the cable cord linking the television to the cable output and unscrew it -just so much- that it is barely hanging on. If your input on show preference is not taken in any regard then make things tedious.
2) Enter the television's adult programing unit (basically the V-Chip) and input that channel as "bad" therefore blocking it.
3) There's a way to scan television channels to make sure which channels are there. This makes the channel "available" or "unavailable" due to the reception. There is, however, a manual override with each individual channel. (Unless they stopped making them)
Either/or, you could always ask for a power surge or short circuit in the television...
-Somber
--- In , "Brian" <briangibbons20@... wrote:
Well!Here we go again.We got a TV for the break room,and the xtians have been putting it on xtian programming.Pissed me off!There I am having to watching someone preaching those lies while I eat.I talked to my pagan friend,and we decided to write anonymous notes,saying we think it is not fair for the TV to be put on religious programming.Might still have to do a ritual about it.We will see.Dam the xtians anyway!
DEATH TO THE RIGHT HAND PATHS!!!!!!!!
Hail Satan!
Brian
Lol! those sluitons all sound fun. But best fo success, Brian. YOu'll
figure someting out. You shouldn't have tosubjectted to that drivel
whilst eating. Hail Father Satan!
On 6/24/11, somber_mantis <[ email redacted ] wrote:
Simple solutions that make life oh-so-funny:
1) Find the cable cord linking the television to the cable output and
unscrew it -just so much- that it is barely hanging on. If your input on
show preference is not taken in any regard then make things tedious.
2) Enter the television's adult programing unit (basically the V-Chip) and
input that channel as "bad" therefore blocking it.
3) There's a way to scan television channels to make sure which channels are
there. This makes the channel "available" or "unavailable" due to the
reception. There is, however, a manual override with each individual
channel. (Unless they stopped making them)
Either/or, you could always ask for a power surge or short circuit in the
television...
-Somber
--- In , "Brian" <briangibbons20@... wrote:
Well!Here we go again.We got a TV for the break room,and the xtians have
been putting it on xtian programming.Pissed me off!There I am having to
watching someone preaching those lies while I eat.I talked to my pagan
friend,and we decided to write anonymous notes,saying we think it is not
fair for the TV to be put on religious programming.Might still have to do
a ritual about it.We will see.Dam the xtians anyway!
DEATH TO THE RIGHT HAND PATHS!!!!!!!!
Hail Satan!
Brian
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Lol! those sluitons all sound fun. But best fo success, Brian. YOu'll
figure someting out. You shouldn't have tosubjectted to that drivel
whilst eating. Hail Father Satan!
On 6/24/11, somber_mantis <[ email redacted ] wrote:
Simple solutions that make life oh-so-funny:
1) Find the cable cord linking the television to the cable output and
unscrew it -just so much- that it is barely hanging on. If your input on
show preference is not taken in any regard then make things tedious.
2) Enter the television's adult programing unit (basically the V-Chip) and
input that channel as "bad" therefore blocking it.
3) There's a way to scan television channels to make sure which channels are
there. This makes the channel "available" or "unavailable" due to the
reception. There is, however, a manual override with each individual
channel. (Unless they stopped making them)
Either/or, you could always ask for a power surge or short circuit in the
television...
-Somber
--- In , "Brian" <briangibbons20@... wrote:
Well!Here we go again.We got a TV for the break room,and the xtians have
been putting it on xtian programming.Pissed me off!There I am having to
watching someone preaching those lies while I eat.I talked to my pagan
friend,and we decided to write anonymous notes,saying we think it is not
fair for the TV to be put on religious programming.Might still have to do
a ritual about it.We will see.Dam the xtians anyway!
DEATH TO THE RIGHT HAND PATHS!!!!!!!!
Hail Satan!
Brian
Hey brian,tell them if christianity cant be preached in the public schools,them it should be banned in the workplace as well.you must live in a real bible belt town.
Sent from my LG phone
Brian <[ email redacted ] wrote:
Well!Here we go again.We got a TV for the break room,and the xtians have been putting it on xtian programming.Pissed me off!There I am having to watching someone preaching those lies while I eat.I talked to my pagan friend,and we decided to write anonymous notes,saying we think it is not fair for the TV to be put on religious programming.Might still have to do a ritual about it.We will see.Dam the xtians anyway!
DEATH TO THE RIGHT HAND PATHS!!!!!!!!
Hail Satan!
Brian
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Hey brian,tell them if christianity cant be preached in the public schools,them it should be banned in the workplace as well.you must live in a real bible belt town.
Sent from my LG phone
Brian <[ email redacted ] wrote:
Well!Here we go again.We got a TV for the break room,and the xtians have been putting it on xtian programming.Pissed me off!There I am having to watching someone preaching those lies while I eat.I talked to my pagan friend,and we decided to write anonymous notes,saying we think it is not fair for the TV to be put on religious programming.Might still have to do a ritual about it.We will see.Dam the xtians anyway!
DEATH TO THE RIGHT HAND PATHS!!!!!!!!
Hail Satan!
Brian