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Little gangs of xian preachers you know the ones that walk around in pairs of little groups with booklets who suddenly appear right in front of you in the street while you were happily going about your buisness... and they especially show up when you are busy, carring multiple bags of heavy shopping trying to get done before everything shuts. They then try and get at you by 'oh dear maddam may I help you with your bags'? 'I would rather both my arms fall off before I let you touch it'! Well today something different happened.

Today they could not bare to be in my presense it was funny!
I got to the traffic lights and of course loaded up with shopping it was hot (summer here) and I was wanting a sit down and a coffee the last thing I wanted was to run into a pair of fundies.
So what do I encounter at the lights that were taking forever to change to green... 2 bible bashers with booklets harrassing an old man.
I could sense this poor old man wasn't appreciating it but he was polite. And I got pissed off, and I knew I might be next and I was ready.
I turned my aura firey red and let my anger boil and directed it at the 2 parasites. I commanded PISS OFF leave the man alone and stay away from me. Then I looked at them and stepped toward them something I would not normally do... and suddenly they just walked off. They left? I thought... shit really they never ever just leave... and I had to fight not to burst out laughing. They would not even look at me. Then they crossed to the other side of the street and kept going! I stared them out as if burning a hole into their heads they went to the top of the street and dissapeared.
Now I didn't really stand out from the crowd that much I only had on a small baphomet you would need to be pretty close to notice and a small pendant with Father's Sigil I doubt most people would even know what it was. There really wasn't much visially about me from where they were to give them a big hint. Good riddance!

:)

HAIL SATAN!
 

Al Jilwah: Chapter IV

"It is my desire that all my followers unite in a bond of unity, lest those who are without prevail against them." - Shaitan

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