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garimevil

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ola everyone.i just got kicked out of another christan egroup.bible bullcrap believers.so i just make jokes about them were every i go and its really fun.
her r some jokes

wierd al yankovics parody "wat if god smoked cannabis"is real and god got stoned before he wrote the bible.

the rapture is really gods fat ass farting on all the christians because you christans stink!

HAIL SATAN
 
LOL FUNNY SHIT THERE nice

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "garimevil" <garimevil@... wrote:

ola everyone.i just got kicked out of another christan egroup.bible bullcrap believers.so i just make jokes about them were every i go and its really fun.
her r some jokes

wierd al yankovics parody "wat if god smoked cannabis"is real and god got stoned before he wrote the bible.

the rapture is really gods fat ass farting on all the christians because you christans stink!

HAIL SATAN
 
All xians are freakin retards, in my opinion, or atleast mindless drones. My whole family is either xian or mormon. It's so anoying when they say their "blessing" before we eat. I just roll my eyes at them. I'm a new Satanist, I just dedicated my soul on October 13th, 2009. I absolutley love Joy of Satan, there is so much knowledge on there. But, if you want some funny cartoon images click on the link below, it's an atheist site, but it's very hateful of stupid xanity, which is a good thing. I was a xian, then an atheist, and now so proud to be a Satanist!

Dark Blessings to you...

HAIL LORD SATAN!!!


http://www.bandoli.no/funpage.htm






--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "foxfirealpha642" <foxfirealpha642@... wrote:

LOL FUNNY SHIT THERE nice

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "garimevil" <garimevil@ wrote:

ola everyone.i just got kicked out of another christan egroup.bible bullcrap believers.so i just make jokes about them were every i go and its really fun.
her r some jokes

wierd al yankovics parody "wat if god smoked cannabis"is real and god got stoned before he wrote the bible.

the rapture is really gods fat ass farting on all the christians because you christans stink!

HAIL SATAN
 

Al Jilwah: Chapter IV

"It is my desire that all my followers unite in a bond of unity, lest those who are without prevail against them." - Shaitan

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