Omg tell me you have a twin and that I can date him. Your fucking perfect XD. Can we please have an award show in the groups for best comic. I nominate Aldric.
On Saturday, November 28, 2015 1:11 AM, "aldric.strickland88@... [JoyofSatan666]" <JoyofSatan666@yahoogroups.com wrote:
No lol. This is not your Goddess in Human form.
This is the truth of how this fucking works. A guy gets his dick up and he thinks he's in love. Rosaline where is my Rosaline, for I cannot live without her. I can't not...Hello Sweet melons..I mean Juliet!
In the end everyone is left biting their thumbs at each other and writing shitty poetry.
love is obtained through time. If you want true love you have to learn how to be a Gentleman, this is the transitional moment from boyhood to manhood. You do not have sex, you do not kiss and you don't say I love you. You court the girl, starting out with dating, Dinner, movies, the important thing is to have light hearted conversations. If things start to get affectionate, especially while alcohol is present, you leave.
Write her poems, or give her notes, that are sweet. Be modest and don't exaggerate yourself. Figure out her interests and show genuine intrigue. Make her want you. Then after a while of this, let her get closer and While gazing softly into her eyes, drawing your head closer, showing your sensitivity, allow her to embrace you and kiss you.
Love is obtained after a year or so of knowing each other. Actually as Maxine mentioned once the honeymoon stage lasts for two years and then after that a true relationship must take hold.
Thus is the way of Romance. Something that in this is society is reserved for Gay Guys apparently. Women have had to turn to Romance Novels due to the scarcity of Respectable and Chivalrous Men. What you need to do is decide wether or not you want a Goddess or a Human. Whichever one you choose deserves more than a tounge down their throat.
Tune into Aldric's Channel, Romance Alive, then also Visit My other Cooking Channel. Then you can learn how to cook her that full course meal, Sirloin Steak with sautéed mushrooms and complimentary dish. Most women perfect a sweet red to a Dry. So avoid the Merlot, Cabernet and Burgundy and go for the Pinot Noir, Zinfandel and Sangria.
God is that my purpose in life lol. I figured it out! The only thing missing is interior decorating. Aldric the Gay best friend in your pocket! Aldric the last minute date turn too. The Satanic Dating Counselor. When you feel that moment of Satanic energy flowing through your veins as you stare deeply into each other's eyes. That's the moment you know this is the person you want to cut your finger for. The one who just gets that Infernal Demon Fire going and makes you want to go right to Hell with.
All alone on a Halloween night where the only one to Hail Satan with you is your Demon Goddess Dog? Turn to Beleth online, the number one Satanic Dating Site, let us make your Black Mass a little bigger. The Left Hand Path is Lonely, why walk it alone? Get down with your Satanic Bad Self, it's okay, we won't Judge. Unlike the Hypocrites we know of a differnt Religion, ahahaha.
Hmmmm I've seem to have gotten carried away again. Not like the type of carried away where a guy picks you up and walks around with you. I don't have any fat on my body but the issue is more to do with Height, I just don't think it would work out. But you know hey guys don't let this football season go by without parading your signifacant other in your arms, as if too say, yes this is mine. Or ladies ya know. There's probably that one female member that's like I bet I could pick your lanky ass up Aldric. Hmmm i don't know why but I kinda find that sexy actually........
Anyway what were we talking about. O yeah, pick one and treat that lady like she deserves!