There's not anyone looking for the Average Joe or Jane or Jeremy Meeks, you have to seek Satan and dedicate yourself to him first. The average person doesn't have a relationship to Satan, he is just helpless as you said. And Satan will not magically remove all your troubles, but he will help you and teach you how to overcome them and become who you want to be. Satan gives knowledge and guidance, but the work of improving your life is up to you.
Whether you like or not, existence is as it is. Neither Yahweh nor Satan created it. You have either two options: Either complain about it and do nothing and make it worse than it already is, or work to improve, overcome every obstacle life throws at you and seek the glory and happiness in eternal overcoming and triumph.
Whether existence is bad or good is of no concern to a Satanist. A Satanist has a heroic mindset: he works to overcome obstacles and triumph, no matter what it takes. If there are more challenges, the better the triumph will be.
A defeatist mindset and complaining about how existence is unfair isn't of any help to your spiritual advancement. Happiness comes from challenges and overcoming them, not from everything being exactly as you want it with zero challenges and there are many psychological studies to back this up. If everything was good and no problems existed anywhere, life would be boring.
You mentioned Hinduism, but in Hinduism they believe the same things like you: That you should overcome existence and unite with Brahman, not become a god of your own making as Satanists seek. Hindus believe the goal of Satanism, to become a self-contained isolate god and develop your own psychic powers is very evil and distracts you from their ultimate goal which is annihilation of the self. Hinduism is the opposite of Satanism. Just because there's meditation in some sects of hinduism doesn't make the teachings in both paths the same.
Whether you like or not, existence is as it is. Neither Yahweh nor Satan created it. You have either two options: Either complain about it and do nothing and make it worse than it already is, or work to improve, overcome every obstacle life throws at you and seek the glory and happiness in eternal overcoming and triumph.
Whether existence is bad or good is of no concern to a Satanist. A Satanist has a heroic mindset: he works to overcome obstacles and triumph, no matter what it takes. If there are more challenges, the better the triumph will be.
A defeatist mindset and complaining about how existence is unfair isn't of any help to your spiritual advancement. Happiness comes from challenges and overcoming them, not from everything being exactly as you want it with zero challenges and there are many psychological studies to back this up. If everything was good and no problems existed anywhere, life would be boring.
You mentioned Hinduism, but in Hinduism they believe the same things like you: That you should overcome existence and unite with Brahman, not become a god of your own making as Satanists seek. Hindus believe the goal of Satanism, to become a self-contained isolate god and develop your own psychic powers is very evil and distracts you from their ultimate goal which is annihilation of the self. Hinduism is the opposite of Satanism. Just because there's meditation in some sects of hinduism doesn't make the teachings in both paths the same.