snatchsoft200
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I had a problem with my battery (bad battery) and I saw another man pull in next to me at the hardware store parking lot. I stated: "Excuse me sir, I'm having trouble and I was wondering if you would be nice enough to give me a jump?"
The guy said: "I...uuuuhhh.... I don't have any jumper cables."
I stated: "That's ok, I have a set."
He followed up with: "Ahh... God Damnit..." under his voice.
I picked that up right away and saw the crucifix on him and straight to him: "You know what, that's ok. A simple NO instead of dodging and lying your ass off would work better than your polite way of saying *fuck you*
My, how christian of you! You know what, I don't need your help. So, just wait for that fat sow I saw waddle out of your truck and drive away. Hypocrite..."
He looked at me like nobody ever stood up to him or his so-called god before. Then he started up his truck and sped away.
In usual habit, when I sat down in my seat, I turned the key. The truck turned over... I wasn't thinking, it just happened.
AVE LUCIFER!
The guy said: "I...uuuuhhh.... I don't have any jumper cables."
I stated: "That's ok, I have a set."
He followed up with: "Ahh... God Damnit..." under his voice.
I picked that up right away and saw the crucifix on him and straight to him: "You know what, that's ok. A simple NO instead of dodging and lying your ass off would work better than your polite way of saying *fuck you*
My, how christian of you! You know what, I don't need your help. So, just wait for that fat sow I saw waddle out of your truck and drive away. Hypocrite..."
He looked at me like nobody ever stood up to him or his so-called god before. Then he started up his truck and sped away.
In usual habit, when I sat down in my seat, I turned the key. The truck turned over... I wasn't thinking, it just happened.
AVE LUCIFER!
