more facts about Yehuborim (humor)

[angryshaman666]

what's faster than a speeding bullet? A Yehubor with a coupon!
Yehuborim are the only known organic metal detectors!
They can sense a penny through approximately 200 feet of solid matter!
They have such huge noses to sniff out any and all spare change!
why do Yehuborim like to watch pornos backwards? they like to watch the part where the hooker gives the money back!
why do Yehuborim men have to be circumcised? because Yehuborim women won't touch anything that isnt 20% off!

A Yehuborim boy asks his father for 20 dollars. "ten dollars? what do you want 5 dollars for? I'd be happy to give you a dollar. here's a quarter.

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