Jack said:
Bro I thought you were gonna change your name. I think it's a bad idea anyway. We have known you for years, you can't start over now or we won't know who you are with the new name and we will miss Jack.
I don't care if a few clowns want to cry about you. You have always been a good and helpful person and we need you here. The only people who would cry about you are the ones who refuse to have any self-responsibility, since that is what your message is always for. And that doesn't matter because if they weren't crying at you they would just be crying at someone else.