LOL!! Yes. A couple years ago, to vent, I got a little ceramic crucifix from a store not too far away, brought it home and on the patio, I smashed it all up with a hammer. Just imagine how good that felt back then, lol!
That store was offering what looked like "black metal for Jesus" t-shirts, backpacks, bracelets and the like. They now love to cater to the "rebellious" teens, even with industrial for the Nazarene. It's beyond hilarious.
Then there are the people that love to make spontaneous rap "songs" about the Nazarene and that foul holy spirit. I remember in high school, one time this girl took me to this black person church (no offense to non-Whites) and it was nothing but "the hood, yo!" "Jesus is cool 'dat, yo!" "Jesus dig my tunes, yo. Jesus is pure chocolate yo!"
Then one time, I brought up the fact that I'm "queer" and everyone went silent and started whispering to each other and I would make out "Dear Jesus. Lord God, Almighty. Save this cracker." LOL. Then when I told Christine to get us the fuck out of there, she waited and let the sweaty pastor not do the rap shit, but speak in tongues (can't tell which is worse, lol!) over me. After he told me that I need to fast for over a week with nothing but water, the bible and prayer to "not be homosexual anymore..." I finally pushed him and his cult members aside and said "Christine, get us the fuck out of here!"
On the ride home, she was saying "They were just trying to help." I said, what my being alive is wrong just because of like 12 quotes in the bible and it's "against natural law" that I need to be "fixed?" Then I made some joke and telling her that she needs to be both neutered and spayed. I hadn't officially come out to her before that and I needed her as a "girlfriend" especially since she was the "No sex before marriage" type. I would have apologized to her even though I wouldn't have had to, but her reaction spoke for itself.
Then about 5 years later and I had already been partnered for 1 year, and had fully denounced any and all forms of Christianity by the time that I was on the brink of coming home to Satanism, after realizing the sham of Wicca and the like, Christine and her Swiss friend received Phil's and my phone number when she remembered my parents phone number. She said that she would just like to introduce her friend, catch up on life and watch a movie. Sure enough, they both called Phil and me "idoloters" and it went immediately into the "The Devil is just fooling you guys into thinking that you are meant to be together, but really, the laws of nature only anatomically support male and female (still, many "Satanists" would agree with these Christians, LOL. WHAT A FUCKIN' RIOT!!) After both of them asking if there's a time they could come over and visit when Phil isn't home and my "Fuck you... Christians," they both said "You need to follow nature's laws and repent" and "We will pray for you." I said "Good, because we will curse you."
Then there are the GLBT "churches" where they think that the "god" of the Christians will accept them. A homo/lesbian/bisexual person who is a Gentile trying to be a Christian is like dropping a toaster into the bathtub.
Ain't that cool 'dat? LOL.
666/88!!
Jake
http://www.templeofzeus.org
--- In , "ceiling.down" <deadlytickle@... wrote:
I don't know what is funnier- older people trying to make Xianity look cool, or the kids and teens who buy into it?
"Yo you yo, Jesus is my homeboy, and I be pimpin me some gooooood hos!"
Anybody else notice that?
