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joooookkkkke!!!!!

thenailskiss

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What's the difference between a priest and a pimple?

A pimple waits until you're 13 before coming on your face.
 
how many Yehuborim could Hitler fit in his car?
6,000,004... 1 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ashtrays

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "Nick Brown" <nick11657@... wrote:

how do u get a bunch of Yehuborim in a car?
throw in a penny...
how do u get them out?
tell them Nick Brown...or Hitler's driving...
but i prefer the Nick Brown...
ya, that probably ruined the joke, didn't it...


--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "kvnfidler" <kvnfidler@ wrote:

lol that's a good one
where did copper wire come from? 2 Yehuborim fighting over a penny

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "thenailskiss" <thenailskiss@ wrote:

What's the difference between a priest and a pimple?

A pimple waits until you're 13 before coming on your face.
 
--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "Nick Brown" <nick11657@... wrote:
how do u get a bunch of Yehuborim in a car?
throw in a penny...
how do u get them out?
tell them Nick Brown...or Hitler's driving...
but i prefer the Nick Brown...
ya, that probably ruined the joke, didn't it...


--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "kvnfidler" <kvnfidler@ wrote:

lol that's a good one
where did copper wire come from? 2 Yehuborim fighting over a penny

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "thenailskiss" <thenailskiss@ wrote:

What's the difference between a priest and a pimple?

A pimple waits until you're 13 before coming on your face.
What's the goal of Yehuborim football?

To get the quarter back. :D
 
--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "vorpulor" <vorpulor@... wrote:
how many Yehuborim could Hitler fit in his car?
6,000,004... 1 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ashtrays

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "Nick Brown" <nick11657@ wrote:

how do u get a bunch of Yehuborim in a car?
throw in a penny...
how do u get them out?
tell them Nick Brown...or Hitler's driving...
but i prefer the Nick Brown...
ya, that probably ruined the joke, didn't it...


--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "kvnfidler" <kvnfidler@ wrote:

lol that's a good one
where did copper wire come from? 2 Yehuborim fighting over a penny

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "thenailskiss" <thenailskiss@ wrote:

What's the difference between a priest and a pimple?

A pimple waits until you're 13 before coming on your face.



You see a Yehubor walking down the street
ask him politely "sir I think youv e lost something"
when he turns around and replies "what did i lose ?"
You reply " About six million of your fucking kind"
 
yeah a little, nice try though =].


--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "Nick Brown" <nick11657@... wrote:

how do u get a bunch of Yehuborim in a car?
throw in a penny...
how do u get them out?
tell them Nick Brown...or Hitler's driving...
but i prefer the Nick Brown...
ya, that probably ruined the joke, didn't it...


--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "kvnfidler" <kvnfidler@ wrote:

lol that's a good one
where did copper wire come from? 2 Yehuborim fighting over a penny

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "thenailskiss" <thenailskiss@ wrote:

What's the difference between a priest and a pimple?

A pimple waits until you're 13 before coming on your face.
 
"You see a Yehubor walking down the street ask him politely "sir I think youve lost something" when he turns around and replies "what did i lose ?" You reply " About six million of your fucking kind"

I fucking lost it when I read that. Can I use this?






--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "tmt1922" <tmt1922@... wrote:

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "vorpulor" <vorpulor@ wrote:

how many Yehuborim could Hitler fit in his car?
6,000,004... 1 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ashtrays

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "Nick Brown" <nick11657@ wrote:

how do u get a bunch of Yehuborim in a car?
throw in a penny...
how do u get them out?
tell them Nick Brown...or Hitler's driving...
but i prefer the Nick Brown...
ya, that probably ruined the joke, didn't it...


--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "kvnfidler" <kvnfidler@ wrote:

lol that's a good one
where did copper wire come from? 2 Yehuborim fighting over a penny

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "thenailskiss" <thenailskiss@ wrote:

What's the difference between a priest and a pimple?

A pimple waits until you're 13 before coming on your face.



You see a Yehubor walking down the street
ask him politely "sir I think youv e lost something"
when he turns around and replies "what did i lose ?"
You reply " About six million of your fucking kind"
 
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<td class="y[/IMG]two retired Yehuborim on the beach in FT. Lauderdale, Florida.

one says, "oh, i owned a strip mall but it burned down and i collected the insurance money and retired here".

the other one says i used to own a furniture store but it got flooded and i collected the insurance, so now i live here.

the first one says, "How do you start a flood?

lol

Yehubor[/IMG]  <a rel="nofollow" [/IMG] [/TD] <td class="y[/IMG] To set fire to, and burn down completely ( arson ) a property in order to collect insurance money. The Yehuborim connotation refers to the Yehubor's love of money and therefore unwillingness to spend money (and therefore commit insurance fraud). "Jerry got most of his money when his place got hit by Yehuborim Lightning."
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--- On Tue, 8/4/09, kvnfidler <kvnfidler@... wrote:
From: kvnfidler <kvnfidler@...
Subject: [JoyofSatan666] Re: joooookkkkke!!!!!
To: [email protected]
Date: Tuesday, August 4, 2009, 7:46 AM

  lol that's a good one
where did copper wire come from? 2 Yehuborim fighting over a penny

--- [/IMG]JoyofSatan666@ yahoogroups. com, "thenailskiss" <thenailskiss@ ... wrote:

What's the difference between a priest and a pimple?

A pimple waits until you're 13 before coming on your face.
[/TD]
 
Here is one to unravel faith a bit or to at least have some thing to annoy the Christians with.   - Hem, why do we call saints “saints” if we call the devil, the supposed all evil, "Satan"?  (Play on words are fun. :p )     From: Cat Meow <meowc18@...
To: [email protected]
Sent: Wednesday, August 5, 2009 3:15:27 AM
Subject: Re: [JoyofSatan666] Re: joooookkkkke!!!!!

 
<td vAl[/IMG]

<td class="y[/IMG]two retired Yehuborim on the beach in FT. Lauderdale, Florida.

one says, "oh, i owned a strip mall but it burned down and i collected the insurance money and retired here".

the other one says i used to own a furniture store but it got flooded and i collected the insurance, so now i live here.

the first one says, "How do you start a flood?

lol

Yehubor[/IMG]  <a rel="nofollow" [/IMG][/TD] <td class="y[/IMG] To set fire to, and burn down completely ( arson ) a property in order to collect insurance money. The Yehuborim connotation refers to the Yehubor's love of money and therefore unwillingness to spend money (and therefore commit insurance fraud). "Jerry got most of his money when his place got hit by Yehuborim Lightning."
[/TD]
--- On Tue, 8/4/09, kvnfidler <kvnfidler@yahoo. com wrote:
From: kvnfidler <kvnfidler@yahoo. com
Subject: [JoyofSatan666] Re: joooookkkkke! !!!!
To: JoyofSatan666@ yahoogroups. com
Date: Tuesday, August 4, 2009, 7:46 AM

  lol that's a good one
where did copper wire come from? 2 Yehuborim fighting over a penny

--- [/IMG]JoyofSatan666@ yahoogroups. com, "thenailskiss" <thenailskiss@ ... wrote:

What's the difference between a priest and a pimple?

A pimple waits until you're 13 before coming on your face.
[/TD]

 

Al Jilwah: Chapter IV

"It is my desire that all my followers unite in a bond of unity, lest those who are without prevail against them." - Shaitan

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