chakraelsorgaroth
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Hi guys... I'm not new here. I've here for some months. Just been trying to figure out how to use this yahoo thing with changing my email and alias etc. Okay so...
I just thought I'd post some jokes just for shits 'n giggles... Now please don't rip my head off as I am well aware that these are very "Jew influenced" as taught in schools (falsified history/facts etc)... Also please note that these are jokes only and in no way am I advocating any violence, we're Satanists not fucking life hating Jews!!! But here we go as they're still pretty funny.
A Jew walks into a bar and the barman asks "why the long face?" The Jew replies "that's my nose".
What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.
Why has there been an influx of kosher restaurants? Because most earlier restaurants cooked with gas.
What's the difference between a circumcision and a crucifixion? In a crucifixion you throw away the whole Jew.
Why did the showerheads in the concentration camps have eleven holes? Because the Jews only had ten fingers.
How does a Jew make tea? Hebrews it.
What do you call a bunch of Jews with leprosy sitting in a jacuzzi? A shakshuka stew.
Why did Jesus say to his men "cometh unto me?" Because Jesus loved bukakke.
Christians have just started their very own pedicure range called "Nails like Jesus".
Thanks guys, I hope this doesn't get me banned!
Hail Satan forever!
Hail Lucifuge!
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I just thought I'd post some jokes just for shits 'n giggles... Now please don't rip my head off as I am well aware that these are very "Jew influenced" as taught in schools (falsified history/facts etc)... Also please note that these are jokes only and in no way am I advocating any violence, we're Satanists not fucking life hating Jews!!! But here we go as they're still pretty funny.
A Jew walks into a bar and the barman asks "why the long face?" The Jew replies "that's my nose".
What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.
Why has there been an influx of kosher restaurants? Because most earlier restaurants cooked with gas.
What's the difference between a circumcision and a crucifixion? In a crucifixion you throw away the whole Jew.
Why did the showerheads in the concentration camps have eleven holes? Because the Jews only had ten fingers.
How does a Jew make tea? Hebrews it.
What do you call a bunch of Jews with leprosy sitting in a jacuzzi? A shakshuka stew.
Why did Jesus say to his men "cometh unto me?" Because Jesus loved bukakke.
Christians have just started their very own pedicure range called "Nails like Jesus".
Thanks guys, I hope this doesn't get me banned!
Hail Satan forever!
Hail Lucifuge!
88
666
