dalightskin
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Greetings all! I've noticed a couple of topics mentioning internet warfare against the jews and blinded xians. If I may, I would like to share some ideas to use for your 'keyboard karate' on the more sensitive topics. Here are some quotes that I find really useful.
Argument 1:
satanist- let me ask you something, do you believe that sin is a product of free will?
One of the more intelligent ones will answer immediately with
xian- yes I believe so.
Satanist- and is there sin in heaven?
xian- no, it is a pure place free of sin.
Satanist- so there's no free will in heaven! Were all gonna be like fucking robots!
I wouldn't exactly consider that one fool proof, but it is still a good argument.
Argument 2:
Satanist- do you really believe all the shit in the Bible!? It says a man was eaten by a whale, whales eat krill and other small stuff, why would one eat a human!? Is it some sort of retarded whale!? And what about that whole heaven is in the clouds bullshit, why haven't we seen it with our planes by now!?
Now some xians fool themselves into a stronger faith by saying this.
xian- not all of the stuff in the Bible is to be taken literally, some is simply figurative and others are real.
Satanist- wait a second! I don't think that the people who wrote the Bible put in some sort of fine print that says "some scripts aren't meant to be taken seriously, sorry", and if you say that the Bible isn't meant to be taken seriously you can say the exact same thing about the existence of your stupid god!
As you can see there is a swift and exact execution of these rebutting arguments.
Get ready, this next one is a doozie!
Argument 3:
Satanist- Jesus hated the gentiles you know, he refused to help anyone who wasn't Jewish. In one verse a gentile woman asked for help from him and he replied "I don't serve dogs". So Jesus basically hates anyone who's not a Jew and says they are going to hell. Seriously!?
Now if they're not stupid, they'll shut the fuck up, but if they are a Jew, here's how I would do it.
Jew- whatever, I'm Jewish anyway so I'm not going to hell with you.
Satanist- GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCKING KIKE SWINE!!!
And that's how it goes. I hope this has helped someone or at least gotten a laugh or two, take care and feel free to think of ideas yourselves.
HAIL SATAN!
HAIL THE GODS OF DUAT!
HEIL HITLER!
Argument 1:
satanist- let me ask you something, do you believe that sin is a product of free will?
One of the more intelligent ones will answer immediately with
xian- yes I believe so.
Satanist- and is there sin in heaven?
xian- no, it is a pure place free of sin.
Satanist- so there's no free will in heaven! Were all gonna be like fucking robots!
I wouldn't exactly consider that one fool proof, but it is still a good argument.
Argument 2:
Satanist- do you really believe all the shit in the Bible!? It says a man was eaten by a whale, whales eat krill and other small stuff, why would one eat a human!? Is it some sort of retarded whale!? And what about that whole heaven is in the clouds bullshit, why haven't we seen it with our planes by now!?
Now some xians fool themselves into a stronger faith by saying this.
xian- not all of the stuff in the Bible is to be taken literally, some is simply figurative and others are real.
Satanist- wait a second! I don't think that the people who wrote the Bible put in some sort of fine print that says "some scripts aren't meant to be taken seriously, sorry", and if you say that the Bible isn't meant to be taken seriously you can say the exact same thing about the existence of your stupid god!
As you can see there is a swift and exact execution of these rebutting arguments.
Get ready, this next one is a doozie!
Argument 3:
Satanist- Jesus hated the gentiles you know, he refused to help anyone who wasn't Jewish. In one verse a gentile woman asked for help from him and he replied "I don't serve dogs". So Jesus basically hates anyone who's not a Jew and says they are going to hell. Seriously!?
Now if they're not stupid, they'll shut the fuck up, but if they are a Jew, here's how I would do it.
Jew- whatever, I'm Jewish anyway so I'm not going to hell with you.
Satanist- GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCKING KIKE SWINE!!!
And that's how it goes. I hope this has helped someone or at least gotten a laugh or two, take care and feel free to think of ideas yourselves.
HAIL SATAN!
HAIL THE GODS OF DUAT!
HEIL HITLER!
