Ignorant ass Xians... hahaha

[cory]

I saw a post on google about 10 ways to identify a Satanist... Below are these "ways," and a Brothers resposne to them on this site.. It made me laugh, so... Enjoy, and HAIL SATAN!!!


1.They come and go at odd hours, especially late at night and just before dawn.
- nurses, doctors, firefighters, nightshift workers MUST be satanists

2. They never attend church or celebrate religious holidays - Muslims, Jews, Hindus, et al.....must be satanists.

3. They often have no visible means of support, yet live well - I wish I could inherit money or make myself rich...they MUST be satanists.

4. They carry strange bags and bundles, never revealing the contents - PLEASE make sure you carry your bags and bundles in easily recognisable formats so that you won't be labelled satanic.

5. They rarely laugh, or laugh under the wrong circumstances – for example, when a child is hit by a car - how ludicrous. Nervous laughter anyone? Yes? You're a satanist!!!!

6. They are often openly interested in magic tricks or the occult - curiosity fuels education. Only satanists are free to ask questions?

7. They may excite instinctual fear in children and animals - so do scared and fearful people. Satanic?

8. They are not afraid of blood – in fact, they seem attracted by it - ohhh....the satanic doctors again

9. They collect weird things, such as animal skeletons or fingernail clippings - every museum and historian is a satanic.

10. They tend to dress warmly even in hot weather, as if they constantly feel chilled - and everyone with low blood pressure and/or vitamin deficiencies are satanists.

Dumb asses...

 

[the_fire_starter666]

It sounds like a parody and not real. Are you sure the site you copypasted that from was not a parody/satirical site such as Christwire or Landoverbaptist??

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "cory" <tribute_76@... wrote:

I saw a post on google about 10 ways to identify a Satanist... Below are these "ways," and a Brothers resposne to them on this site.. It made me laugh, so... Enjoy, and HAIL SATAN!!!


1.They come and go at odd hours, especially late at night and just before dawn.
- nurses, doctors, firefighters, nightshift workers MUST be satanists

2. They never attend church or celebrate religious holidays - Muslims, Jews, Hindus, et al.....must be satanists.

3. They often have no visible means of support, yet live well - I wish I could inherit money or make myself rich...they MUST be satanists.

4. They carry strange bags and bundles, never revealing the contents - PLEASE make sure you carry your bags and bundles in easily recognisable formats so that you won't be labelled satanic.

5. They rarely laugh, or laugh under the wrong circumstances – for example, when a child is hit by a car - how ludicrous. Nervous laughter anyone? Yes? You're a satanist!!!!

6. They are often openly interested in magic tricks or the occult - curiosity fuels education. Only satanists are free to ask questions?

7. They may excite instinctual fear in children and animals - so do scared and fearful people. Satanic?

8. They are not afraid of blood – in fact, they seem attracted by it - ohhh....the satanic doctors again

9. They collect weird things, such as animal skeletons or fingernail clippings - every museum and historian is a satanic.

10. They tend to dress warmly even in hot weather, as if they constantly feel chilled - and everyone with low blood pressure and/or vitamin deficiencies are satanists.

Dumb asses...

 

[Magus Immortalis]

I didn't find this copy and paste funny at all. Excite instinctual fear in children and animals? What is that implying? I noticed animals are more drawn to me now that I am an SS and meditate.
From: the_fire_starter666 <the_fire_starter666@...
To: [email protected]
Sent: Thursday, August 22, 2013 4:37:34 AM
Subject: [JoyofSatan666] Re: Ignorant ass Xians... hahaha

  It sounds like a parody and not real. Are you sure the site you copypasted that from was not a parody/satirical site such as Christwire or Landoverbaptist??

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "cory" <tribute_76@... wrote:

I saw a post on google about 10 ways to identify a Satanist... Below are these "ways," and a Brothers resposne to them on this site.. It made me laugh, so... Enjoy, and HAIL SATAN!!!


1.They come and go at odd hours, especially late at night and just before dawn.
- nurses, doctors, firefighters, nightshift workers MUST be satanists

2. They never attend church or celebrate religious holidays - Muslims, Jews, Hindus, et al.....must be satanists.

3. They often have no visible means of support, yet live well - I wish I could inherit money or make myself rich...they MUST be satanists.

4. They carry strange bags and bundles, never revealing the contents - PLEASE make sure you carry your bags and bundles in easily recognisable formats so that you won't be labelled satanic.

5. They rarely laugh, or laugh under the wrong circumstances – for example, when a child is hit by a car - how ludicrous. Nervous laughter anyone? Yes? You're a satanist!!!!

6. They are often openly interested in magic tricks or the occult - curiosity fuels education. Only satanists are free to ask questions?

7. They may excite instinctual fear in children and animals - so do scared and fearful people. Satanic?

8. They are not afraid of blood – in fact, they seem attracted by it - ohhh....the satanic doctors again

9. They collect weird things, such as animal skeletons or fingernail clippings - every museum and historian is a satanic.

10. They tend to dress warmly even in hot weather, as if they constantly feel chilled - and everyone with low blood pressure and/or vitamin deficiencies are satanists.

Dumb asses...

 

[the_fire_starter666]

It's not real anyway, it's 100% parody. I confirmed it, and it's obvious if you read the entire article and the site which was originally posted:

http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/13 ... satanists/

Notice that that site is called "weekly world news". What is it???

"The Weekly World News was a largely fictional news tabloid published in the United States from 1979 to 2007, renowned for its outlandish cover stories often based on supernatural or paranormal themes and an approach to news that verged on the satirical. Its characteristic black-and-white covers have become pop-culture images widely used in the arts. It continues to exist as a website. [1]"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weekly_World_News

As it says, it's a satirical website.

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], Magus Immortalis <magus.immortalis@... wrote:

I didn't find this copy and paste funny at all. Excite instinctual fear in children and animals? What is that implying? I noticed animals are more drawn to me now that I am an SS and meditate.


________________________________
From: the_fire_starter666 <the_fire_starter666@...
To: [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url]
Sent: Thursday, August 22, 2013 4:37:34 AM
Subject: [JoyofSatan666] Re: Ignorant ass Xians... hahaha



 
It sounds like a parody and not real. Are you sure the site you copypasted that from was not a parody/satirical site such as Christwire or Landoverbaptist??

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "cory" <tribute_76@ wrote:

I saw a post on google about 10 ways to identify a Satanist... Below are these "ways," and a Brothers resposne to them on this site.. It made me laugh, so... Enjoy, and HAIL SATAN!!!


1.They come and go at odd hours, especially late at night and just before dawn.
- nurses, doctors, firefighters, nightshift workers MUST be satanists

2. They never attend church or celebrate religious holidays - Muslims, Jews, Hindus, et al.....must be satanists.

3. They often have no visible means of support, yet live well - I wish I could inherit money or make myself rich...they MUST be satanists.

4. They carry strange bags and bundles, never revealing the contents - PLEASE make sure you carry your bags and bundles in easily recognisable formats so that you won't be labelled satanic.

5. They rarely laugh, or laugh under the wrong circumstances â€" for example, when a child is hit by a car - how ludicrous. Nervous laughter anyone? Yes? You're a satanist!!!!

6. They are often openly interested in magic tricks or the occult - curiosity fuels education. Only satanists are free to ask questions?

7. They may excite instinctual fear in children and animals - so do scared and fearful people. Satanic?

8. They are not afraid of blood â€" in fact, they seem attracted by it - ohhh....the satanic doctors again

9. They collect weird things, such as animal skeletons or fingernail clippings - every museum and historian is a satanic.

10. They tend to dress warmly even in hot weather, as if they constantly feel chilled - and everyone with low blood pressure and/or vitamin deficiencies are satanists.

Dumb asses...

 

[Magus Immortalis]

I suppose my sense of humor is different from other people's.

From: the_fire_starter666 <the_fire_starter666@...
To: [email protected]
Sent: Thursday, August 22, 2013 10:00:43 AM
Subject: [JoyofSatan666] Re: Ignorant ass Xians... hahaha

  It's not real anyway, it's 100% parody. I confirmed it, and it's obvious if you read the entire article and the site which was originally posted:

http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/13 ... satanists/

Notice that that site is called "weekly world news". What is it???

"The Weekly World News was a largely fictional news tabloid published in the United States from 1979 to 2007, renowned for its outlandish cover stories often based on supernatural or paranormal themes and an approach to news that verged on the satirical. Its characteristic black-and-white covers have become pop-culture images widely used in the arts. It continues to exist as a website. [1]"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weekly_World_News

As it says, it's a satirical website.

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], Magus Immortalis <magus.immortalis@... wrote:

I didn't find this copy and paste funny at all. Excite instinctual fear in children and animals? What is that implying? I noticed animals are more drawn to me now that I am an SS and meditate.


________________________________
From: the_fire_starter666 <the_fire_starter666@...
To: [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url]
Sent: Thursday, August 22, 2013 4:37:34 AM
Subject: [JoyofSatan666] Re: Ignorant ass Xians... hahaha



 
It sounds like a parody and not real. Are you sure the site you copypasted that from was not a parody/satirical site such as Christwire or Landoverbaptist??

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "cory" <tribute_76@ wrote:

I saw a post on google about 10 ways to identify a Satanist... Below are these "ways," and a Brothers resposne to them on this site.. It made me laugh, so... Enjoy, and HAIL SATAN!!!


1.They come and go at odd hours, especially late at night and just before dawn.
- nurses, doctors, firefighters, nightshift workers MUST be satanists

2. They never attend church or celebrate religious holidays - Muslims, Jews, Hindus, et al.....must be satanists.

3. They often have no visible means of support, yet live well - I wish I could inherit money or make myself rich...they MUST be satanists.

4. They carry strange bags and bundles, never revealing the contents - PLEASE make sure you carry your bags and bundles in easily recognisable formats so that you won't be labelled satanic.

5. They rarely laugh, or laugh under the wrong circumstances â€" for example, when a child is hit by a car - how ludicrous. Nervous laughter anyone? Yes? You're a satanist!!!!

6. They are often openly interested in magic tricks or the occult - curiosity fuels education. Only satanists are free to ask questions?

7. They may excite instinctual fear in children and animals - so do scared and fearful people. Satanic?

8. They are not afraid of blood â€" in fact, they seem attracted by it - ohhh....the satanic doctors again

9. They collect weird things, such as animal skeletons or fingernail clippings - every museum and historian is a satanic.

10. They tend to dress warmly even in hot weather, as if they constantly feel chilled - and everyone with low blood pressure and/or vitamin deficiencies are satanists.

Dumb asses...

 

[Magus Immortalis]

People subconsciously absorb a lot of what they read, if they are not reading and thinking critically. A lot of people read and the more gullible think it's true, whether it's humor, news or otherwise.I sometimes watch the Comedy Network and Just for Laughs on tv, the comedians make jokes of things they believe to be true.
From: the_fire_starter666 <the_fire_starter666@...
To: [email protected]
Sent: Thursday, August 22, 2013 10:00:43 AM
Subject: [JoyofSatan666] Re: Ignorant ass Xians... hahaha

  It's not real anyway, it's 100% parody. I confirmed it, and it's obvious if you read the entire article and the site which was originally posted:

http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/13 ... satanists/

Notice that that site is called "weekly world news". What is it???

"The Weekly World News was a largely fictional news tabloid published in the United States from 1979 to 2007, renowned for its outlandish cover stories often based on supernatural or paranormal themes and an approach to news that verged on the satirical. Its characteristic black-and-white covers have become pop-culture images widely used in the arts. It continues to exist as a website. [1]"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weekly_World_News

As it says, it's a satirical website.

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], Magus Immortalis <magus.immortalis@... wrote:

I didn't find this copy and paste funny at all. Excite instinctual fear in children and animals? What is that implying? I noticed animals are more drawn to me now that I am an SS and meditate.


________________________________
From: the_fire_starter666 <the_fire_starter666@...
To: [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url]
Sent: Thursday, August 22, 2013 4:37:34 AM
Subject: [JoyofSatan666] Re: Ignorant ass Xians... hahaha



 
It sounds like a parody and not real. Are you sure the site you copypasted that from was not a parody/satirical site such as Christwire or Landoverbaptist??

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "cory" <tribute_76@ wrote:

I saw a post on google about 10 ways to identify a Satanist... Below are these "ways," and a Brothers resposne to them on this site.. It made me laugh, so... Enjoy, and HAIL SATAN!!!


1.They come and go at odd hours, especially late at night and just before dawn.
- nurses, doctors, firefighters, nightshift workers MUST be satanists

2. They never attend church or celebrate religious holidays - Muslims, Jews, Hindus, et al.....must be satanists.

3. They often have no visible means of support, yet live well - I wish I could inherit money or make myself rich...they MUST be satanists.

4. They carry strange bags and bundles, never revealing the contents - PLEASE make sure you carry your bags and bundles in easily recognisable formats so that you won't be labelled satanic.

5. They rarely laugh, or laugh under the wrong circumstances â€" for example, when a child is hit by a car - how ludicrous. Nervous laughter anyone? Yes? You're a satanist!!!!

6. They are often openly interested in magic tricks or the occult - curiosity fuels education. Only satanists are free to ask questions?

7. They may excite instinctual fear in children and animals - so do scared and fearful people. Satanic?

8. They are not afraid of blood â€" in fact, they seem attracted by it - ohhh....the satanic doctors again

9. They collect weird things, such as animal skeletons or fingernail clippings - every museum and historian is a satanic.

10. They tend to dress warmly even in hot weather, as if they constantly feel chilled - and everyone with low blood pressure and/or vitamin deficiencies are satanists.

Dumb asses...

 

[Magus Immortalis]

*The comedians make jokes of things they believe to be true, or have experienced, heard of and/or seen firsthand, whether by themselves or with or from others. From: Magus Immortalis <magus.immortalis@...
To: "[email protected]" <[email protected]
Sent: Thursday, August 22, 2013 10:13:12 AM
Subject: Re: [JoyofSatan666] Re: Ignorant ass Xians... hahaha

People subconsciously absorb a lot of what they read, if they are not reading and thinking critically. A lot of people read and the more gullible think it's true, whether it's humor, news or otherwise.I sometimes watch the Comedy Network and Just for Laughs on tv, the comedians make jokes of things they believe to be true.

From: the_fire_starter666 <the_fire_starter666@...
To: [email protected]
Sent: Thursday, August 22, 2013 10:00:43 AM
Subject: [JoyofSatan666] Re: Ignorant ass Xians... hahaha

  It's not real anyway, it's 100% parody. I confirmed it, and it's obvious if you read the entire article and the site which was originally posted:

http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/13 ... satanists/

Notice that that site is called "weekly world news". What is it???

"The Weekly World News was a largely fictional news tabloid published in the United States from 1979 to 2007, renowned for its outlandish cover stories often based on supernatural or paranormal themes and an approach to news that verged on the satirical. Its characteristic black-and-white covers have become pop-culture images widely used in the arts. It continues to exist as a website. [1]"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weekly_World_News

As it says, it's a satirical website.

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], Magus Immortalis <magus.immortalis@... wrote:

I didn't find this copy and paste funny at all. Excite instinctual fear in children and animals? What is that implying? I noticed animals are more drawn to me now that I am an SS and meditate.


________________________________
From: the_fire_starter666 <the_fire_starter666@...
To: [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url]
Sent: Thursday, August 22, 2013 4:37:34 AM
Subject: [JoyofSatan666] Re: Ignorant ass Xians... hahaha



 
It sounds like a parody and not real. Are you sure the site you copypasted that from was not a parody/satirical site such as Christwire or Landoverbaptist??

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "cory" <tribute_76@ wrote:

I saw a post on google about 10 ways to identify a Satanist... Below are these "ways," and a Brothers resposne to them on this site.. It made me laugh, so... Enjoy, and HAIL SATAN!!!


1.They come and go at odd hours, especially late at night and just before dawn.
- nurses, doctors, firefighters, nightshift workers MUST be satanists

2. They never attend church or celebrate religious holidays - Muslims, Jews, Hindus, et al.....must be satanists.

3. They often have no visible means of support, yet live well - I wish I could inherit money or make myself rich...they MUST be satanists.

4. They carry strange bags and bundles, never revealing the contents - PLEASE make sure you carry your bags and bundles in easily recognisable formats so that you won't be labelled satanic.

5. They rarely laugh, or laugh under the wrong circumstances â€" for example, when a child is hit by a car - how ludicrous. Nervous laughter anyone? Yes? You're a satanist!!!!

6. They are often openly interested in magic tricks or the occult - curiosity fuels education. Only satanists are free to ask questions?

7. They may excite instinctual fear in children and animals - so do scared and fearful people. Satanic?

8. They are not afraid of blood â€" in fact, they seem attracted by it - ohhh....the satanic doctors again

9. They collect weird things, such as animal skeletons or fingernail clippings - every museum and historian is a satanic.

10. They tend to dress warmly even in hot weather, as if they constantly feel chilled - and everyone with low blood pressure and/or vitamin deficiencies are satanists.

Dumb asses...

 

[Luis Garcia]

Umm.. This isn't really funny? 

--- In [email protected], "cory" wrote:

I saw a post on google about 10 ways to identify a Satanist... Below are these "ways," and a Brothers resposne to them on this site.. It made me laugh, so... Enjoy, and HAIL SATAN!!!


1.They come and go at odd hours, especially late at night and just before dawn.
- nurses, doctors, firefighters, nightshift workers MUST be satanists

2. They never attend church or celebrate religious holidays - Muslims, Jews, Hindus, et al.....must be satanists.

3. They often have no visible means of support, yet live well - I wish I could inherit money or make myself rich...they MUST be satanists.

4. They carry strange bags and bundles, never revealing the contents - PLEASE make sure you carry your bags and bundles in easily recognisable formats so that you won't be labelled satanic.

5. They rarely laugh, or laugh under the wrong circumstances – for example, when a child is hit by a car - how ludicrous. Nervous laughter anyone? Yes? You're a satanist!!!!

6. They are often openly interested in magic tricks or the occult - curiosity fuels education. Only satanists are free to ask questions?

7. They may excite instinctual fear in children and animals - so do scared and fearful people. Satanic?

8. They are not afraid of blood – in fact, they seem attracted by it - ohhh....the satanic doctors again

9. They collect weird things, such as animal skeletons or fingernail clippings - every museum and historian is a satanic.

10. They tend to dress warmly even in hot weather, as if they constantly feel chilled - and everyone with low blood pressure and/or vitamin deficiencies are satanists.

Dumb asses...

 

[the_fire_starter666]

It depends what type of jokes you mean. Satire or parody specifically makes fun of and exaggerates absurd or stupid things others say or do. About that specific article, I'm guessing the author had heard stupid xians warning about "Satanists" and how they are everywhere. So he took that idea and exaggerated it.

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], Magus Immortalis <magus.immortalis@... wrote:

*The comedians make jokes of things they believe to be true, or have experienced, heard of and/or seen firsthand, whether by themselves or with or from others.

________________________________
From: Magus Immortalis <magus.immortalis@...
To: "[url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url]" <[url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url]
Sent: Thursday, August 22, 2013 10:13:12 AM
Subject: Re: [JoyofSatan666] Re: Ignorant ass Xians... hahaha



People subconsciously absorb a lot of what they read, if they are not reading and thinking critically. A lot of people read and the more gullible think it's true, whether it's humor, news or otherwise.
I sometimes watch the Comedy Network and Just for Laughs on tv, the comedians make jokes of things they believe to be true.


________________________________
From: the_fire_starter666 <the_fire_starter666@...
To: [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url]
Sent: Thursday, August 22, 2013 10:00:43 AM
Subject: [JoyofSatan666] Re: Ignorant ass Xians... hahaha



 
It's not real anyway, it's 100% parody. I confirmed it, and it's obvious if you read the entire article and the site which was originally posted:

http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/13 ... satanists/

Notice that that site is called "weekly world news". What is it???

"The Weekly World News was a largely fictional news tabloid published in the United States from 1979 to 2007, renowned for its outlandish cover stories often based on supernatural or paranormal themes and an approach to news that verged on the satirical. Its characteristic black-and-white covers have become pop-culture images widely used in the arts. It continues to exist as a website. [1]"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weekly_World_News

As it says, it's a satirical website.

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], Magus Immortalis <magus.immortalis@ wrote:

I didn't find this copy and paste funny at all. Excite instinctual fear in children and animals? What is that implying? I noticed animals are more drawn to me now that I am an SS and meditate.


________________________________
From: the_fire_starter666 <the_fire_starter666@
To: [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url]
Sent: Thursday, August 22, 2013 4:37:34 AM
Subject: [JoyofSatan666] Re: Ignorant ass Xians... hahaha



 
It sounds like a parody and not real. Are you sure the site you copypasted that from was not a parody/satirical site such as Christwire or Landoverbaptist??

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "cory" <tribute_76@ wrote:

I saw a post on google about 10 ways to identify a Satanist... Below are these "ways," and a Brothers resposne to them on this site.. It made me laugh, so... Enjoy, and HAIL SATAN!!!


1.They come and go at odd hours, especially late at night and just before dawn.
- nurses, doctors, firefighters, nightshift workers MUST be satanists

2. They never attend church or celebrate religious holidays - Muslims, Jews, Hindus, et al.....must be satanists.

3. They often have no visible means of support, yet live well - I wish I could inherit money or make myself rich...they MUST be satanists.

4. They carry strange bags and bundles, never revealing the contents - PLEASE make sure you carry your bags and bundles in easily recognisable formats so that you won't be labelled satanic.

5. They rarely laugh, or laugh under the wrong circumstances â€" for example, when a child is hit by a car - how ludicrous. Nervous laughter anyone? Yes? You're a satanist!!!!

6. They are often openly interested in magic tricks or the occult - curiosity fuels education. Only satanists are free to ask questions?

7. They may excite instinctual fear in children and animals - so do scared and fearful people. Satanic?

8. They are not afraid of blood â€" in fact, they seem attracted by it - ohhh....the satanic doctors again

9. They collect weird things, such as animal skeletons or fingernail clippings - every museum and historian is a satanic.

10. They tend to dress warmly even in hot weather, as if they constantly feel chilled - and everyone with low blood pressure and/or vitamin deficiencies are satanists.

Dumb asses...

 

[Magus Immortalis]

*A lot of people believe what they read, whether it's humor, news, or otherwise.I wish I wasn't having an "off" day today. My apologies for so many corrections!
From: Magus Immortalis <magus.immortalis@...
To: "[email protected]" <[email protected]
Sent: Thursday, August 22, 2013 10:13:12 AM
Subject: Re: [JoyofSatan666] Re: Ignorant ass Xians... hahaha

  People subconsciously absorb a lot of what they read, if they are not reading and thinking critically. A lot of people read and the more gullible think it's true, whether it's humor, news or otherwise.I sometimes watch the Comedy Network and Just for Laughs on tv, the comedians make jokes of things they believe to be true.
From: the_fire_starter666 <the_fire_starter666@...
To: [email protected]
Sent: Thursday, August 22, 2013 10:00:43 AM
Subject: [JoyofSatan666] Re: Ignorant ass Xians... hahaha

  It's not real anyway, it's 100% parody. I confirmed it, and it's obvious if you read the entire article and the site which was originally posted:

http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/13 ... satanists/

Notice that that site is called "weekly world news". What is it???

"The Weekly World News was a largely fictional news tabloid published in the United States from 1979 to 2007, renowned for its outlandish cover stories often based on supernatural or paranormal themes and an approach to news that verged on the satirical. Its characteristic black-and-white covers have become pop-culture images widely used in the arts. It continues to exist as a website. [1]"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weekly_World_News

As it says, it's a satirical website.

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], Magus Immortalis <magus.immortalis@... wrote:

I didn't find this copy and paste funny at all. Excite instinctual fear in children and animals? What is that implying? I noticed animals are more drawn to me now that I am an SS and meditate.


________________________________
From: the_fire_starter666 <the_fire_starter666@...
To: [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url]
Sent: Thursday, August 22, 2013 4:37:34 AM
Subject: [JoyofSatan666] Re: Ignorant ass Xians... hahaha



 
It sounds like a parody and not real. Are you sure the site you copypasted that from was not a parody/satirical site such as Christwire or Landoverbaptist??

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "cory" <tribute_76@ wrote:

I saw a post on google about 10 ways to identify a Satanist... Below are these "ways," and a Brothers resposne to them on this site.. It made me laugh, so... Enjoy, and HAIL SATAN!!!


1.They come and go at odd hours, especially late at night and just before dawn.
- nurses, doctors, firefighters, nightshift workers MUST be satanists

2. They never attend church or celebrate religious holidays - Muslims, Jews, Hindus, et al.....must be satanists.

3. They often have no visible means of support, yet live well - I wish I could inherit money or make myself rich...they MUST be satanists.

4. They carry strange bags and bundles, never revealing the contents - PLEASE make sure you carry your bags and bundles in easily recognisable formats so that you won't be labelled satanic.

5. They rarely laugh, or laugh under the wrong circumstances â€" for example, when a child is hit by a car - how ludicrous. Nervous laughter anyone? Yes? You're a satanist!!!!

6. They are often openly interested in magic tricks or the occult - curiosity fuels education. Only satanists are free to ask questions?

7. They may excite instinctual fear in children and animals - so do scared and fearful people. Satanic?

8. They are not afraid of blood â€" in fact, they seem attracted by it - ohhh....the satanic doctors again

9. They collect weird things, such as animal skeletons or fingernail clippings - every museum and historian is a satanic.

10. They tend to dress warmly even in hot weather, as if they constantly feel chilled - and everyone with low blood pressure and/or vitamin deficiencies are satanists.

Dumb asses...

 

[[email protected]]

same as always in a way or another they Spread lies about us to make us look bad well in fact they do that of fear because there silly
programs they call Religions don't work much anymore to Scare people away from the truth and our father Satan but they do try to hit something new with a new way of Lies
HAIL SATAN OUR TRUE CREATOR

 

[Anakin Skywalker]

lol...I can appreciate good humor but...many of these are, in fact, true of me...i hope this isnt a bad thing

I swear im not making any of this up...

1) well, i am in fact semi-nocturnal and am most active at night and into early morning  2) well, i kind of HAVE to attend church, seeing as i live with my parents, but even when imi have to go i just doodle and try to ignore the preacher...i DO celebrate holidays, but in their orginal pagan context somewhat as per HP Maxine's sermon on the matter.  3) not applicable. i live with my rich parents in the biggest, nicest house in the neighborhood (no shit). nuff said.
4) I dont usually carry BAGS around, but i am very secretive around my room and my laptop, mainly due to the the occult pdfs on my computer and the porn under my bed...does that count?

5) This is in fact true. I rarely laugh these days, except when 
a) watching crass late-night television
b) fantasizing about my enemies at school dying of kidney failure. looking back, many of them <em>are probably kikes!</em> I wish i could somehow talk one of satans demons into wiping them out...I am also not fond of these worthless cats running around my neighborhood that steal the loving attention of my mother...

6) well, yes, i am very, very interested in the occult, and looking back i have been on and off since i was 9 or 10...even though i was a fundamentalist xtian at one point i still have my notebooks literally filled with pentagrams and gothic imagery drawn on them...i would show you if you where here...

7) kids figure out pretty quick that i dont like them - they are noisy and require constant attention from their caregivers...other than cats, animals seem to be neutral towards me at least when they get to know me...i DO happen to have christian neighbors whose dog barks like crazy at me...i dont know if this is a coincidence or not...

8) honestly, truth be told...i do, in fact, like blood...fictional stories in school that i write tend to be quite bloody indeed...

9) i collect knives, no joke, and i have had a fascination for the last five years or so with illegal fireworks.... I was in germany a while back and bought a swiss army knife, and i found a machete at a store that i would like to buy...my brother was a marine and im still looking for his damn bayonet...here kitty kitty kitty...

10) its true...i do, in fact, dress somewhat warmly even in cold weather. my mom whines incessantly about it...

On Thu, Aug 22, 2013 at 7:35 AM, Luis Garcia <luisvidales32@... wrote:

  Umm.. This isn't really funny? 
--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "cory" wrote:

I saw a post on google about 10 ways to identify a Satanist... Below are these "ways," and a Brothers resposne to them on this site.. It made me laugh, so... Enjoy, and HAIL SATAN!!!


1.They come and go at odd hours, especially late at night and just before dawn.
- nurses, doctors, firefighters, nightshift workers MUST be satanists

2. They never attend church or celebrate religious holidays - Muslims, Jews, Hindus, et al.....must be satanists.

3. They often have no visible means of support, yet live well - I wish I could inherit money or make myself rich...they MUST be satanists.

4. They carry strange bags and bundles, never revealing the contents - PLEASE make sure you carry your bags and bundles in easily recognisable formats so that you won't be labelled satanic.

5. They rarely laugh, or laugh under the wrong circumstances – for example, when a child is hit by a car - how ludicrous. Nervous laughter anyone? Yes? You're a satanist!!!!

6. They are often openly interested in magic tricks or the occult - curiosity fuels education. Only satanists are free to ask questions?

7. They may excite instinctual fear in children and animals - so do scared and fearful people. Satanic?

8. They are not afraid of blood – in fact, they seem attracted by it - ohhh....the satanic doctors again

9. They collect weird things, such as animal skeletons or fingernail clippings - every museum and historian is a satanic.

10. They tend to dress warmly even in hot weather, as if they constantly feel chilled - and everyone with low blood pressure and/or vitamin deficiencies are satanists.

Dumb asses...

 

[Anakin Skywalker]

i should simply clarify that the "enemies at school" of which i speak are bullies who have harassed me to no end without reason...and my teacher is too pussy-whipped to do a damn thing about it...

come to think of it...he <em>is</em> an xtian and he may be jewish

On Thu, Aug 22, 2013 at 7:53 AM, georgenash816@... <georgenash816@... wrote:

  same as always in a way or another they Spread lies about us to make us look bad well in fact they do that of fear because there silly
programs they call Religions don't work much anymore to Scare people away from the truth and our father Satan but they do try to hit something new with a new way of Lies
HAIL SATAN OUR TRUE CREATOR

 

[Anakin Skywalker]

lol...I can appreciate good humor but...many of these are, in fact, true of me...i hope this isnt a bad thing

I swear im not making any of this up...

1) well, i am in fact semi-nocturnal and am most active at night and into early morning 2) well, i kind of HAVE to attend church, seeing as i live with my parents, but even when imi have to go i just doodle and try to ignore the preacher...i DO celebrate holidays, but in their orginal pagan context somewhat as per HP Maxine's sermon on the matter. 3) not applicable. i live with my rich parents in the biggest, nicest house in the neighborhood (no shit). nuff said.
4) I dont usually carry BAGS around, but i am very secretive around my room and my laptop, mainly due to the the occult pdfs on my computer and the porn under my bed...does that count?

5) This is in fact true. I rarely laugh these days, except when
a) watching crass late-night television
b) fantasizing about my enemies at school dying of kidney failure. They have bullied me to no end without provocation and i am sick of it. looking back, many of them <em>are probably kikes!</em> I seriously wish i could somehow talk one of satans demons into wiping them out...I am also not fond of these worthless cats running around my neighborhood that steal the loving attention of my mother...

6) well, yes, i am very, very interested in the occult, and looking back i have been on and off since i was 9 or 10...even though i was a fun-dumb-mentalist xtian at one point i still have my notebooks literally filled with pentagrams and gothic imagery drawn on them...i would show you if you where here...

7) kids figure out pretty quick that i dont like them - they are noisy and require constant attention from their caregivers...other than cats, animals seem to be neutral towards me at least when they get to know me...i DO happen to have christian neighbors whose dog barks like crazy at me...i dont know if this is a coincidence or not...

8) I do, in fact, like blood...i practice martial arts and like the look of blodstains on my uniform...i also am fond of zombie/sci fi horror movies and crass cartoons like aqua teen hunger force that have copious blood from time to time...

9) i collect knives, no joke, and i think i get some sort of sexual pleasure from illegal fireworks like m80s.... I was in germany a while back and bought a swiss army knife, and i found a machete at a store that i would like to buy...my brother was a marine and im still looking for his damn bayonet but i think he took it with im since he moved out

10) its true...i do, in fact, dress somewhat warmly even in cold weather. my mom whines incessantly about it...

On Thu, Aug 22, 2013 at 7:53 AM, georgenash816@... <georgenash816@... wrote:

  same as always in a way or another they Spread lies about us to make us look bad well in fact they do that of fear because there silly
programs they call Religions don't work much anymore to Scare people away from the truth and our father Satan but they do try to hit something new with a new way of Lies
HAIL SATAN OUR TRUE CREATOR

 

[Anakin Skywalker]

for fear of bringing shame on JoS, i have, i'll have you know, kept my new religion completely to myself

On Thu, Aug 22, 2013 at 10:34 AM, Anakin Skywalker <anakinskywalker629@... wrote:

lol...I can appreciate good humor but...many of these are, in fact, true of me...i hope this isnt a bad thing

I swear im not making any of this up...

1) well, i am in fact semi-nocturnal and am most active at night and into early morning 2) well, i kind of HAVE to attend church, seeing as i live with my parents, but even when imi have to go i just doodle and try to ignore the preacher...i DO celebrate holidays, but in their orginal pagan context somewhat as per HP Maxine's sermon on the matter. 3) not applicable. i live with my rich parents in the biggest, nicest house in the neighborhood (no shit). nuff said.
4) I dont usually carry BAGS around, but i am very secretive around my room and my laptop, mainly due to the the occult pdfs on my computer and the porn under my bed...does that count?

5) This is in fact true. I rarely laugh these days, except when
a) watching crass late-night television
b) fantasizing about my enemies at school dying of kidney failure. They have bullied me to no end without provocation and i am sick of it. looking back, many of them <em>are probably kikes!</em> I seriously wish i could somehow talk one of satans demons into wiping them out...I am also not fond of these worthless cats running around my neighborhood that steal the loving attention of my mother...

6) well, yes, i am very, very interested in the occult, and looking back i have been on and off since i was 9 or 10...even though i was a fun-dumb-mentalist xtian at one point i still have my notebooks literally filled with pentagrams and gothic imagery drawn on them...i would show you if you where here...

7) kids figure out pretty quick that i dont like them - they are noisy and require constant attention from their caregivers...other than cats, animals seem to be neutral towards me at least when they get to know me...i DO happen to have christian neighbors whose dog barks like crazy at me...i dont know if this is a coincidence or not...

8) I do, in fact, like blood...i practice martial arts and like the look of blodstains on my uniform...i also am fond of zombie/sci fi horror movies and crass cartoons like aqua teen hunger force that have copious blood from time to time...

9) i collect knives, no joke, and i think i get some sort of sexual pleasure from illegal fireworks like m80s.... I was in germany a while back and bought a swiss army knife, and i found a machete at a store that i would like to buy...my brother was a marine and im still looking for his damn bayonet but i think he took it with im since he moved out

10) its true...i do, in fact, dress somewhat warmly even in cold weather. my mom whines incessantly about it...

On Thu, Aug 22, 2013 at 7:53 AM, georgenash816@... <georgenash816@... wrote:

  same as always in a way or another they Spread lies about us to make us look bad well in fact they do that of fear because there silly
programs they call Religions don't work much anymore to Scare people away from the truth and our father Satan but they do try to hit something new with a new way of Lies
HAIL SATAN OUR TRUE CREATOR

 

[hailbelphagor]

FUCK! There goes another source! Fuck me!

*Throws demonic fire upon himself in an effort to learn only the truth.*

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "the_fire_starter666" <the_fire_starter666@... wrote:

It's not real anyway, it's 100% parody. I confirmed it, and it's obvious if you read the entire article and the site which was originally posted:

http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/13 ... satanists/

Notice that that site is called "weekly world news". What is it???

"The Weekly World News was a largely fictional news tabloid published in the United States from 1979 to 2007, renowned for its outlandish cover stories often based on supernatural or paranormal themes and an approach to news that verged on the satirical. Its characteristic black-and-white covers have become pop-culture images widely used in the arts. It continues to exist as a website. [1]"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weekly_World_News

As it says, it's a satirical website.

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], Magus Immortalis <magus.immortalis@ wrote:

I didn't find this copy and paste funny at all. Excite instinctual fear in children and animals? What is that implying? I noticed animals are more drawn to me now that I am an SS and meditate.


________________________________
From: the_fire_starter666 <the_fire_starter666@
To: [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url]
Sent: Thursday, August 22, 2013 4:37:34 AM
Subject: [JoyofSatan666] Re: Ignorant ass Xians... hahaha



 
It sounds like a parody and not real. Are you sure the site you copypasted that from was not a parody/satirical site such as Christwire or Landoverbaptist??

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "cory" <tribute_76@ wrote:

I saw a post on google about 10 ways to identify a Satanist... Below are these "ways," and a Brothers resposne to them on this site.. It made me laugh, so... Enjoy, and HAIL SATAN!!!


1.They come and go at odd hours, especially late at night and just before dawn.
- nurses, doctors, firefighters, nightshift workers MUST be satanists

2. They never attend church or celebrate religious holidays - Muslims, Jews, Hindus, et al.....must be satanists.

3. They often have no visible means of support, yet live well - I wish I could inherit money or make myself rich...they MUST be satanists.

4. They carry strange bags and bundles, never revealing the contents - PLEASE make sure you carry your bags and bundles in easily recognisable formats so that you won't be labelled satanic.

5. They rarely laugh, or laugh under the wrong circumstances â€" for example, when a child is hit by a car - how ludicrous. Nervous laughter anyone? Yes? You're a satanist!!!!

6. They are often openly interested in magic tricks or the occult - curiosity fuels education. Only satanists are free to ask questions?

7. They may excite instinctual fear in children and animals - so do scared and fearful people. Satanic?

8. They are not afraid of blood â€" in fact, they seem attracted by it - ohhh....the satanic doctors again

9. They collect weird things, such as animal skeletons or fingernail clippings - every museum and historian is a satanic.

10. They tend to dress warmly even in hot weather, as if they constantly feel chilled - and everyone with low blood pressure and/or vitamin deficiencies are satanists.

Dumb asses...

 

[First Nameandries Burger]

laughing at how stupid ppl think
From: Luis Garcia <luisvidales32@...
To: [email protected]
Sent: Thursday, August 22, 2013 4:35 PM
Subject: [JoyofSatan666] Re: Ignorant ass Xians... hahaha
  Umm.. This isn't really funny?  --- In [email protected], "cory" wrote: I saw a post on google about 10 ways to identify a Satanist... Below are these "ways," and a Brothers resposne to them on this site.. It made me laugh, so... Enjoy, and HAIL SATAN!!! 1.They come and go at odd hours, especially late at night and just before dawn. - nurses, doctors, firefighters, nightshift workers MUST be satanists 2. They never attend church or celebrate religious holidays - Muslims, Jews, Hindus, et al.....must be satanists. 3. They often have no visible means of support, yet live well - I wish I could inherit money or make myself rich...they MUST be satanists. 4. They carry strange bags and bundles, never revealing the contents - PLEASE make sure you carry your bags and bundles in easily recognisable formats so that you won't be labelled satanic.

5. They rarely laugh, or laugh under the wrong circumstances – for example, when a child is hit by a car - how ludicrous. Nervous laughter anyone? Yes? You're a satanist!!!! 6. They are often openly interested in magic tricks or the occult - curiosity fuels education. Only satanists are free to ask questions? 7. They may excite instinctual fear in children and animals - so do scared and fearful people. Satanic? 8. They are not afraid of blood – in fact, they seem attracted by it - ohhh....the satanic doctors again 9. They collect weird things, such as animal skeletons or fingernail clippings - every museum and historian is a satanic. 10. They tend to dress warmly even in hot weather, as if they constantly feel chilled - and everyone with low blood pressure and/or vitamin deficiencies are satanists. Dumb

asses...

 

[Magus Immortalis]

I understand now. Even though it was only a parody, I didn't like it, that's all. I just wish there were more positive true things about SS out there, and more parodies and jokes about xianity that portrays xianity and the bible in a negative light.Ha, you gave me an idea! Maybe I can make a parody of xianity and show how positive SS is instead.
From: the_fire_starter666 <the_fire_starter666@...
To: [email protected]
Sent: Thursday, August 22, 2013 10:35:23 AM
Subject: [JoyofSatan666] Re: Ignorant ass Xians... hahaha

  It depends what type of jokes you mean. Satire or parody specifically makes fun of and exaggerates absurd or stupid things others say or do. About that specific article, I'm guessing the author had heard stupid xians warning about "Satanists" and how they are everywhere. So he took that idea and exaggerated it.

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], Magus Immortalis <magus.immortalis@... wrote:

*The comedians make jokes of things they believe to be true, or have experienced, heard of and/or seen firsthand, whether by themselves or with or from others.

________________________________
From: Magus Immortalis <magus.immortalis@...
To: "[url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url]" <[url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url]
Sent: Thursday, August 22, 2013 10:13:12 AM
Subject: Re: [JoyofSatan666] Re: Ignorant ass Xians... hahaha



People subconsciously absorb a lot of what they read, if they are not reading and thinking critically. A lot of people read and the more gullible think it's true, whether it's humor, news or otherwise.
I sometimes watch the Comedy Network and Just for Laughs on tv, the comedians make jokes of things they believe to be true.


________________________________
From: the_fire_starter666 <the_fire_starter666@...
To: [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url]
Sent: Thursday, August 22, 2013 10:00:43 AM
Subject: [JoyofSatan666] Re: Ignorant ass Xians... hahaha



 
It's not real anyway, it's 100% parody. I confirmed it, and it's obvious if you read the entire article and the site which was originally posted:

http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/13 ... satanists/

Notice that that site is called "weekly world news". What is it???

"The Weekly World News was a largely fictional news tabloid published in the United States from 1979 to 2007, renowned for its outlandish cover stories often based on supernatural or paranormal themes and an approach to news that verged on the satirical. Its characteristic black-and-white covers have become pop-culture images widely used in the arts. It continues to exist as a website. [1]"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weekly_World_News

As it says, it's a satirical website.

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], Magus Immortalis <magus.immortalis@ wrote:

I didn't find this copy and paste funny at all. Excite instinctual fear in children and animals? What is that implying? I noticed animals are more drawn to me now that I am an SS and meditate.


________________________________
From: the_fire_starter666 <the_fire_starter666@
To: [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url]
Sent: Thursday, August 22, 2013 4:37:34 AM
Subject: [JoyofSatan666] Re: Ignorant ass Xians... hahaha



 
It sounds like a parody and not real. Are you sure the site you copypasted that from was not a parody/satirical site such as Christwire or Landoverbaptist??

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "cory" <tribute_76@ wrote:

I saw a post on google about 10 ways to identify a Satanist... Below are these "ways," and a Brothers resposne to them on this site.. It made me laugh, so... Enjoy, and HAIL SATAN!!!


1.They come and go at odd hours, especially late at night and just before dawn.
- nurses, doctors, firefighters, nightshift workers MUST be satanists

2. They never attend church or celebrate religious holidays - Muslims, Jews, Hindus, et al.....must be satanists.

3. They often have no visible means of support, yet live well - I wish I could inherit money or make myself rich...they MUST be satanists.

4. They carry strange bags and bundles, never revealing the contents - PLEASE make sure you carry your bags and bundles in easily recognisable formats so that you won't be labelled satanic.

5. They rarely laugh, or laugh under the wrong circumstances â€" for example, when a child is hit by a car - how ludicrous. Nervous laughter anyone? Yes? You're a satanist!!!!

6. They are often openly interested in magic tricks or the occult - curiosity fuels education. Only satanists are free to ask questions?

7. They may excite instinctual fear in children and animals - so do scared and fearful people. Satanic?

8. They are not afraid of blood â€" in fact, they seem attracted by it - ohhh....the satanic doctors again

9. They collect weird things, such as animal skeletons or fingernail clippings - every museum and historian is a satanic.

10. They tend to dress warmly even in hot weather, as if they constantly feel chilled - and everyone with low blood pressure and/or vitamin deficiencies are satanists.

Dumb asses...

 

[Anakin Skywalker]

heres a top ten list of ways to id an xtian that I found...

http://debunkingchristianity.blogspot.c ... st-if.html
You might be a fundamentalist if...

[/B]10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.

9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.

8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in the Trinity.

7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" -- including women, and children.

6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life, and then ascended into the sky.

5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (4.55 billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is a couple of generations old.

4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects -- will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving."

3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to "prove" Christianity.

2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% failure was simply the will of God.

1 - You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history -- but still call yourself a Christian.

On Fri, Aug 23, 2013 at 7:18 AM, Magus Immortalis <magus.immortalis@... wrote:

  I understand now. Even though it was only a parody, I didn't like it, that's all. I just wish there were more positive true things about SS out there, and more parodies and jokes about xianity that portrays xianity and the bible in a negative light. Ha, you gave me an idea! Maybe I can make a parody of xianity and show how positive SS is instead.
From: the_fire_starter666 <the_fire_starter666@...
To: [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url]
Sent: Thursday, August 22, 2013 10:35:23 AM
Subject: [JoyofSatan666] Re: Ignorant ass Xians... hahaha

  It depends what type of jokes you mean. Satire or parody specifically makes fun of and exaggerates absurd or stupid things others say or do. About that specific article, I'm guessing the author had heard stupid xians warning about "Satanists" and how they are everywhere. So he took that idea and exaggerated it.

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], Magus Immortalis <magus.immortalis@... wrote:

*The comedians make jokes of things they believe to be true, or have experienced, heard of and/or seen firsthand, whether by themselves or with or from others.

________________________________
From: Magus Immortalis <magus.immortalis@...
To: "[url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url]" <[url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url]
Sent: Thursday, August 22, 2013 10:13:12 AM
Subject: Re: [JoyofSatan666] Re: Ignorant ass Xians... hahaha



People subconsciously absorb a lot of what they read, if they are not reading and thinking critically. A lot of people read and the more gullible think it's true, whether it's humor, news or otherwise.
I sometimes watch the Comedy Network and Just for Laughs on tv, the comedians make jokes of things they believe to be true.


________________________________
From: the_fire_starter666 <the_fire_starter666@...
To: [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url]
Sent: Thursday, August 22, 2013 10:00:43 AM
Subject: [JoyofSatan666] Re: Ignorant ass Xians... hahaha



 
It's not real anyway, it's 100% parody. I confirmed it, and it's obvious if you read the entire article and the site which was originally posted:

http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/13 ... satanists/

Notice that that site is called "weekly world news". What is it???

"The Weekly World News was a largely fictional news tabloid published in the United States from 1979 to 2007, renowned for its outlandish cover stories often based on supernatural or paranormal themes and an approach to news that verged on the satirical. Its characteristic black-and-white covers have become pop-culture images widely used in the arts. It continues to exist as a website. [1]"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weekly_World_News

As it says, it's a satirical website.

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], Magus Immortalis <magus.immortalis@ wrote:

I didn't find this copy and paste funny at all. Excite instinctual fear in children and animals? What is that implying? I noticed animals are more drawn to me now that I am an SS and meditate.


________________________________
From: the_fire_starter666 <the_fire_starter666@
To: [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url]
Sent: Thursday, August 22, 2013 4:37:34 AM
Subject: [JoyofSatan666] Re: Ignorant ass Xians... hahaha



 
It sounds like a parody and not real. Are you sure the site you copypasted that from was not a parody/satirical site such as Christwire or Landoverbaptist??

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "cory" <tribute_76@ wrote:

I saw a post on google about 10 ways to identify a Satanist... Below are these "ways," and a Brothers resposne to them on this site.. It made me laugh, so... Enjoy, and HAIL SATAN!!!


1.They come and go at odd hours, especially late at night and just before dawn.
- nurses, doctors, firefighters, nightshift workers MUST be satanists

2. They never attend church or celebrate religious holidays - Muslims, Jews, Hindus, et al.....must be satanists.

3. They often have no visible means of support, yet live well - I wish I could inherit money or make myself rich...they MUST be satanists.

4. They carry strange bags and bundles, never revealing the contents - PLEASE make sure you carry your bags and bundles in easily recognisable formats so that you won't be labelled satanic.

5. They rarely laugh, or laugh under the wrong circumstances â€" for example, when a child is hit by a car - how ludicrous. Nervous laughter anyone? Yes? You're a satanist!!!!

6. They are often openly interested in magic tricks or the occult - curiosity fuels education. Only satanists are free to ask questions?

7. They may excite instinctual fear in children and animals - so do scared and fearful people. Satanic?

8. They are not afraid of blood â€" in fact, they seem attracted by it - ohhh....the satanic doctors again

9. They collect weird things, such as animal skeletons or fingernail clippings - every museum and historian is a satanic.

10. They tend to dress warmly even in hot weather, as if they constantly feel chilled - and everyone with low blood pressure and/or vitamin deficiencies are satanists.

Dumb asses...