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Joshua Taylor

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I watched on the news today that a certain baptist church is going to be having a halloween bible burning event. This church said that they are going to be burning all other versions of the bible EXCEPT the king james version. In addition they will also be burning christian literature books such as those authored by billy graham, rick warren, etc. The pastor is deeming all other versions of the bible as "Satanic Works and christian authors are ministers of the Devil." Oh, whatever. Even the king james version of the bible has stolen corrupted material, contradictions in every chapter, sick anti-life teachings, jewish written material garbage, and all other kinds of sick twisted and perverted material shit! Yeah, at least they are burning their own meaningless worthless trash to get rid of it. HAIL SATAN FOREVER!!!
 
thats fantastic im literally laughing out loud. At least they're making it one step easier for us. keep it going deluded xians...

HAIL THE FOUR CROWN PRINCES OF HELL!


--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], joshua taylor <notlikemost2@... wrote:

I watched on the news today that a certain baptist church is going to be having a halloween bible burning event. This church said that they are going to be burning all other versions of the bible EXCEPT the king james version. In addition they will also be burning christian literature books such as those authored by billy graham, rick warren, etc. The pastor is deeming all other versions of the bible as "Satanic Works and christian authors are ministers of the Devil." Oh, whatever. Even the king james version of the bible has stolen corrupted material, contradictions in every chapter, sick anti-life teachings, jewish written material garbage, and all other kinds of sick twisted and perverted material shit! Yeah, at least they are burning their own meaningless worthless trash to get rid of it. HAIL SATAN FOREVER!!!
 
This is what happens why you lie to people, you end up burning the incriminating evidence lol.....At first i feel sorry for them, but then again, the ignorant should suffer. Why not burn books, why not suppress information. No matter how much you try to explain their dire situation to them, they will never know. As you said joshua, the king jamer ver. is one of the more corrupted ones. With that said, its pretty much a pile or excrement with book bindings.

Hail Lord ENKI!

Atlantic.

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], joshua taylor <notlikemost2@... wrote:

I watched on the news today that a certain baptist church is going to be having a halloween bible burning event. This church said that they are going to be burning all other versions of the bible EXCEPT the king james version. In addition they will also be burning christian literature books such as those authored by billy graham, rick warren, etc. The pastor is deeming all other versions of the bible as "Satanic Works and christian authors are ministers of the Devil." Oh, whatever. Even the king james version of the bible has stolen corrupted material, contradictions in every chapter, sick anti-life teachings, jewish written material garbage, and all other kinds of sick twisted and perverted material shit! Yeah, at least they are burning their own meaningless worthless trash to get rid of it. HAIL SATAN FOREVER!!!
 

Al Jilwah: Chapter IV

"It is my desire that all my followers unite in a bond of unity, lest those who are without prevail against them." - Shaitan

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