Gimme your money or Die LOL!!!

[just666relax]

I just finished reading this on the LLF website. And I couldn't have said it better myself, all my life, even when my mom made us go to church, I always had this thought in the back of my head...

I like they way they add a bit of humor to it, it made me laugh, but it's really no laughing matter, Fucking Xians...

"Give Me Your Money or DIE

Christian fundamentalists claim that God wants to be surrounded only by those who truly love him. They state that God doesn't want people in heaven that are not there of their own free will. Hell-o What they fail to mention is that the majority of people who go to church do so NOT out of love for God but because of a fear of Hell. This technique is know as extortion and was made popular by the Mafia protection schemes. The Mafia would make people pay "protection money" to protect them from being hurt by...THE MAFIA. God creates a Hell, and then has people swear allegiance to him to protect them from the threat that he himself created.

Hell is the gun that God holds to the heads of his followers like the robber who tells his victims, "Give me your money or your life." Then when the robber is confronted with his deed he claims that the victim gave his money "of his own free will." If a Christian tries to feed you this line of illogical bullshit, explain to him that God can never surround himself with those who freely love him as long as he is holding a gun to the head of humanity."

Hell-o !!! Wake up Peoples...!

Hail Satan!

 

[Brian Gibbons]

<td val[/IMG]Good analogy. LOL
Hail Satan!
BG

--- On Thu, 3/24/11, just666relax <ihave.found_home@... wrote:

From: just666relax <ihave.found_home@...
Subject: [JoyofSatan666] Gimme your money or Die LOL!!!
To: [email protected]
Date: Thursday, March 24, 2011, 7:18 AM

  I just finished reading this on the LLF website. And I couldn't have said it better myself, all my life, even when my mom made us go to church, I always had this thought in the back of my head...

I like they way they add a bit of humor to it, it made me laugh, but it's really no laughing matter, Fucking Xians...

"Give Me Your Money or DIE

Christian fundamentalists claim that God wants to be surrounded only by those who truly love him. They state that God doesn't want people in heaven that are not there of their own free will. Hell-o What they fail to mention is that the majority of people who go to church do so NOT out of love for God but because of a fear of Hell. This technique is know as extortion and was made popular by the Mafia protection schemes. The Mafia would make people pay "protection money" to protect them from being hurt by...THE MAFIA. God creates a Hell, and then has people swear allegiance to him to protect them from the threat that he himself created.

Hell is the gun that God holds to the heads of his followers like the robber who tells his victims, "Give me your money or your life." Then when the robber is confronted with his deed he claims that the victim gave his money "of his own free will." If a Christian tries to feed you this line of illogical bullshit, explain to him that God can never surround himself with those who freely love him as long as he is holding a gun to the head of humanity."

Hell-o !!! Wake up Peoples...!

Hail Satan!

[/TD]

 

[Siatris]

hehe, that's why whenever me and my parents get in an argument about religion, I tell them that someone with a gun to their head has the same "free-will" that yaweh gives.

Technically they have the "free-will" not to do what the gun man says, but if they don't they'll get a bullet to the head.

Still, they try to say that they aren't xians for, "fire insurance"....oh, such a bold-faced delusion. Just because you adress the problem doesn't mean you've actually dealt with it.

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Good analogy. LOL
Hail Satan!
BG

--- On Thu, 3/24/11, just666relax <ihave.found_home@... wrote:

From: just666relax <ihave.found_home@...
Subject: [JoyofSatan666] Gimme your money or Die LOL!!!
To: [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url]
Date: Thursday, March 24, 2011, 7:18 AM







 









I just finished reading this on the LLF website. And I couldn't have said it better myself, all my life, even when my mom made us go to church, I always had this thought in the back of my head...



I like they way they add a bit of humor to it, it made me laugh, but it's really no laughing matter, Fucking Xians...



"Give Me Your Money or DIE



Christian fundamentalists claim that God wants to be surrounded only by those who truly love him. They state that God doesn't want people in heaven that are not there of their own free will. Hell-o What they fail to mention is that the majority of people who go to church do so NOT out of love for God but because of a fear of Hell. This technique is know as extortion and was made popular by the Mafia protection schemes. The Mafia would make people pay "protection money" to protect them from being hurt by...THE MAFIA. God creates a Hell, and then has people swear allegiance to him to protect them from the threat that he himself created.



Hell is the gun that God holds to the heads of his followers like the robber who tells his victims, "Give me your money or your life." Then when the robber is confronted with his deed he claims that the victim gave his money "of his own free will." If a Christian tries to feed you this line of illogical bullshit, explain to him that God can never surround himself with those who freely love him as long as he is holding a gun to the head of humanity."



Hell-o !!! Wake up Peoples...!



Hail Satan!

 

[Exar]

That's one way of putting it. I think I'll quote Cage the Elephant on their one song, about the robber.
"He said, gimme all you got; i want your money not your life
but if you try to make a move I won't think twice.."
ain't no rest for the wicked..money...eh hell it grows on trees for them

but yeah this has always been something I got confused about; one more failing point for Xians.

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "just666relax" <ihave.found_home@... wrote:

I just finished reading this on the LLF website. And I couldn't have said it better myself, all my life, even when my mom made us go to church, I always had this thought in the back of my head...

I like they way they add a bit of humor to it, it made me laugh, but it's really no laughing matter, Fucking Xians...

"Give Me Your Money or DIE

Christian fundamentalists claim that God wants to be surrounded only by those who truly love him. They state that God doesn't want people in heaven that are not there of their own free will. Hell-o What they fail to mention is that the majority of people who go to church do so NOT out of love for God but because of a fear of Hell. This technique is know as extortion and was made popular by the Mafia protection schemes. The Mafia would make people pay "protection money" to protect them from being hurt by...THE MAFIA. God creates a Hell, and then has people swear allegiance to him to protect them from the threat that he himself created.

Hell is the gun that God holds to the heads of his followers like the robber who tells his victims, "Give me your money or your life." Then when the robber is confronted with his deed he claims that the victim gave his money "of his own free will." If a Christian tries to feed you this line of illogical bullshit, explain to him that God can never surround himself with those who freely love him as long as he is holding a gun to the head of humanity."

Hell-o !!! Wake up Peoples...!

Hail Satan!