Furthern discussions at the Last Supper about dinner for three days

[coconut.john]

After the statement by Jesus saying This is my body et it and this is my blood drink it there was a big fight amoungst the Apostles. Luke immediately claimed his dick and balls. But John said that that wasn't fair and finally negotiated and enede up getting one of the balls for himself. Matthew wanted the meat around the butt which was his favorite and Mark got the breastmeat. They decided to make hotdogs out of the lips skin around the ass and made soup out of the guts eyeballs and intestines. After they ate the whole thing they all shared the blood wine which they decided would be the Christian thing to do. This is why nobody ever found the body because the disciples did exactly what Jesus told them to do. It was a great meal for them and was the proper thing to do with a dead jew on a stick.