Funny/Stupid Things Xians and Company Say

[Heavenraiser]

I'm sure everyone dislikes the Xians and others for one reason or another. I bet everyone agrees that Xianity needs to be destroyed. But, the stuff they say can be funny. Here are some examples:

"Global warming is a sign of the end of days."
"Global warming is a hoax."
"Everything needs to be christianized!"
"Science is evil."
"Christianity is more creditable then science."
"The bible is the word of god!"
"God doesn't put people in hell; people choose to go there."
"God doesn't choose damnation, WE do!"
"What has science done for us, anyway?"
"Global warming's a STD." (some Jewish rabbi on Dr. Phil said this)
"Jesus should be a candidate for the 2000 election, since he's not really dead."
"If the Big Bang's true, then why doesn't explosions create new universes?"
"If the serpent( the one in the garden of eden) wasn't Satan, then how come it could talk?"
"Explosions don't create life, they destroy it!"
"The Big Bang doesn't make sense!"
"God created languages in other worlds."

I hope everyone got a good laugh. I wonder if Satan and His Demons get a good laugh out of the dumb stuff Xians say, too? Or they too angry too laugh about it? Some of this stuff( like the one about the serpent; that's my favorite) makes you speechless. You have to wonder...

 

[kurenaii60]

You should find "top 100 fundamendalist xian quotes from forums" its funnier than anything else.

Like someone wrote that gravity theory is bullshit and everything in earth is heavy because its touched by humans who are full of sins. And in the outer space there are no humans no sins so there is no gravity there. LOL. Or someone asked atheists "if humans evolved from monkeys why don't we speak monkey?"

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "Heavenraiser" <mayeshakpah@... wrote:

I'm sure everyone dislikes the Xians and others for one reason or another. I bet everyone agrees that Xianity needs to be destroyed. But, the stuff they say can be funny. Here are some examples:

"Global warming is a sign of the end of days."
"Global warming is a hoax."
"Everything needs to be christianized!"
"Science is evil."
"Christianity is more creditable then science."
"The bible is the word of god!"
"God doesn't put people in hell; people choose to go there."
"God doesn't choose damnation, WE do!"
"What has science done for us, anyway?"
"Global warming's a STD." (some Jewish rabbi on Dr. Phil said this)
"Jesus should be a candidate for the 2000 election, since he's not really dead."
"If the Big Bang's true, then why doesn't explosions create new universes?"
"If the serpent( the one in the garden of eden) wasn't Satan, then how come it could talk?"
"Explosions don't create life, they destroy it!"
"The Big Bang doesn't make sense!"
"God created languages in other worlds."

I hope everyone got a good laugh. I wonder if Satan and His Demons get a good laugh out of the dumb stuff Xians say, too? Or they too angry too laugh about it? Some of this stuff( like the one about the serpent; that's my favorite) makes you speechless. You have to wonder...

 

[Heavenraiser]

Thanks, man. That shit you wrote is funny. It makes me worry, though. I'm not a physics expert but wow. Just wow. To think these people might run a country...

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "Heavenraiser" <mayeshakpah@... wrote:

I'm sure everyone dislikes the Xians and others for one reason or another. I bet everyone agrees that Xianity needs to be destroyed. But, the stuff they say can be funny. Here are some examples:

"Global warming is a sign of the end of days."
"Global warming is a hoax."
"Everything needs to be christianized!"
"Science is evil."
"Christianity is more creditable then science."
"The bible is the word of god!"
"God doesn't put people in hell; people choose to go there."
"God doesn't choose damnation, WE do!"
"What has science done for us, anyway?"
"Global warming's a STD." (some Jewish rabbi on Dr. Phil said this)
"Jesus should be a candidate for the 2000 election, since he's not really dead."
"If the Big Bang's true, then why doesn't explosions create new universes?"
"If the serpent( the one in the garden of eden) wasn't Satan, then how come it could talk?"
"Explosions don't create life, they destroy it!"
"The Big Bang doesn't make sense!"
"God created languages in other worlds."

I hope everyone got a good laugh. I wonder if Satan and His Demons get a good laugh out of the dumb stuff Xians say, too? Or they too angry too laugh about it? Some of this stuff( like the one about the serpent; that's my favorite) makes you speechless. You have to wonder...

 

[anandha shankar]

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poor people they dont kno how to use their 6th sense hehehe this kind of thoughts are the clear picture of their thoughts only huh . my criticism is for their thoughts science is evil then why they are using the modern hightech materials to prain wash people .bit weird ? xianity is more than science ok is there any discovers took place in bible? the answer is no in bible , only unwanted, pathatic , idotic things where scribled . that is their discovery and thats y they are telling people their idotics are the great discovery so sad . and another thing what science done for us? a most stupid and most silly and the most pathatic question of them yeah again they use the output of science for the improvement of their filthy xianity and raising questions against it hehehe this shows their brain gt draught and fild with spited words heheheh bt no pity for them . and the big bang theory hehehe it should took place on each and every head of the xians shit of them . and another most important thing how do they know that god created language ? did the god informed them ?
[/IMG] heheh. we all forst thank our father that we are protected by em .
hail enki
hail to the antient ones
ave satana

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[garimevil]

Dude,,FUCKING XIANS ARE FUCKING STUPID.Oh my Satan,WHAT A BUNCH OF FUCKING IDIOTS.XD

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "Heavenraiser" <mayeshakpah@... wrote:

I'm sure everyone dislikes the Xians and others for one reason or another. I bet everyone agrees that Xianity needs to be destroyed. But, the stuff they say can be funny. Here are some examples:

"Global warming is a sign of the end of days."
"Global warming is a hoax."
"Everything needs to be christianized!"
"Science is evil."
"Christianity is more creditable then science."
"The bible is the word of god!"
"God doesn't put people in hell; people choose to go there."
"God doesn't choose damnation, WE do!"
"What has science done for us, anyway?"
"Global warming's a STD." (some Jewish rabbi on Dr. Phil said this)
"Jesus should be a candidate for the 2000 election, since he's not really dead."
"If the Big Bang's true, then why doesn't explosions create new universes?"
"If the serpent( the one in the garden of eden) wasn't Satan, then how come it could talk?"
"Explosions don't create life, they destroy it!"
"The Big Bang doesn't make sense!"
"God created languages in other worlds."

I hope everyone got a good laugh. I wonder if Satan and His Demons get a good laugh out of the dumb stuff Xians say, too? Or they too angry too laugh about it? Some of this stuff( like the one about the serpent; that's my favorite) makes you speechless. You have to wonder...

 

[Blaise Parnell]

Hehe some of these quotes are pretty damn funny. My favourites are the ones which degrade science. And the serpent one is great, and the election. Y'know what, they all kcik ass.

From: garimevil <garimevil@...
To: [email protected]
Sent: Sun, 6 December, 2009 3:20:25 AM
Subject: [JoyofSatan666] Re: Funny/Stupid Things Xians and Company Say

  Dude,,FUCKING XIANS ARE FUCKING STUPID.Oh my Satan,WHAT A BUNCH OF FUCKING IDIOTS.XD

--- In JoyofSatan666@ yahoogroups. com, "Heavenraiser" <mayeshakpah@ ... wrote:

I'm sure everyone dislikes the Xians and others for one reason or another. I bet everyone agrees that Xianity needs to be destroyed. But, the stuff they say can be funny. Here are some examples:

"Global warming is a sign of the end of days."
"Global warming is a hoax."
"Everything needs to be christianized! "
"Science is evil."
"Christianity is more creditable then science."
"The bible is the word of god!"
"God doesn't put people in hell; people choose to go there."
"God doesn't choose damnation, WE do!"
"What has science done for us, anyway?"
"Global warming's a STD." (some Jewish rabbi on Dr. Phil said this)
"Jesus should be a candidate for the 2000 election, since he's not really dead."
"If the Big Bang's true, then why doesn't explosions create new universes?"
"If the serpent( the one in the garden of eden) wasn't Satan, then how come it could talk?"
"Explosions don't create life, they destroy it!"
"The Big Bang doesn't make sense!"
"God created languages in other worlds."

I hope everyone got a good laugh. I wonder if Satan and His Demons get a good laugh out of the dumb stuff Xians say, too? Or they too angry too laugh about it? Some of this stuff( like the one about the serpent; that's my favorite) makes you speechless. You have to wonder...

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[corpsedefiled]

I love fucking with christians
they're so easy to argue with,they're one step below a retard, and one step above dogshit(or am I giving them too much credit?) with there weak ass points as to why jebus is "the way" I got kicked out of 3 christian chatrooms within 10 minutes today. I doubt anybody can beat my record.

DEC 23 THE CHURCH WILL BURN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAIL SATAN!!!!!
HAIL LUCIFER!!!
HAIL ENKI!!!!!!
HE IS THE ONE TRUE CREATOR GOD!

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "garimevil" <garimevil@... wrote:

Dude,,FUCKING XIANS ARE FUCKING STUPID.Oh my Satan,WHAT A BUNCH OF FUCKING IDIOTS.XD

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "Heavenraiser" <mayeshakpah@ wrote:

I'm sure everyone dislikes the Xians and others for one reason or another. I bet everyone agrees that Xianity needs to be destroyed. But, the stuff they say can be funny. Here are some examples:

"Global warming is a sign of the end of days."
"Global warming is a hoax."
"Everything needs to be christianized!"
"Science is evil."
"Christianity is more creditable then science."
"The bible is the word of god!"
"God doesn't put people in hell; people choose to go there."
"God doesn't choose damnation, WE do!"
"What has science done for us, anyway?"
"Global warming's a STD." (some Jewish rabbi on Dr. Phil said this)
"Jesus should be a candidate for the 2000 election, since he's not really dead."
"If the Big Bang's true, then why doesn't explosions create new universes?"
"If the serpent( the one in the garden of eden) wasn't Satan, then how come it could talk?"
"Explosions don't create life, they destroy it!"
"The Big Bang doesn't make sense!"
"God created languages in other worlds."

I hope everyone got a good laugh. I wonder if Satan and His Demons get a good laugh out of the dumb stuff Xians say, too? Or they too angry too laugh about it? Some of this stuff( like the one about the serpent; that's my favorite) makes you speechless. You have to wonder...