fun times on Yahoo Answers

[aurochhorn]

I just want to get the word out, there was a topic about this awhile ago... about how Yahoo Answers is full of discusting abrahamic poison. someone got reported for politely dishing out the truth about Satan. I was inspired, like a few others, and I decided to have a go at it:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index ... 247AANrMcU


The Question:

Why don't people pray for God to forgive Satan? Wouldn't it solve everything if he did?
Ok, here's a quote I want to discuss. I'm an atheist, but I saw this quote and it made me think.

"But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it

most?"
-Mark Twain

Now, if God is willing to forgive us, why not forgive Satan? Why do Christians tell me they'll pray for my soul when I tell them I'm an atheist, but they won't pray for the soul of Satan? Surely he needs those prayers way more than I do. I mean seriously, if God were to forgive Satan, wouldn't that solve the problem of all the world's evil?



My Answer:

I think you are actually looking at the whole issue with an Abrahamic(Judeism, Christianity and Islam) bias. I'm a Spiritual Satanist.

and as such I believe that, first and foremost, the Abrahamic "God" is not a living entity, but rather a complicated, specialized
metaphysical(magickal) tool created by an anti-human group of extraterrestrials. This powerful tool was designed to collect the
vital magick energies (or chi, or what have you) of mainly Christians and Muslims who are essentially manipulated into giving it away as part of their religious practice. These anti-human extraterrestrials are commonly known as "grays," and more importantly, angels.

We see these grays as the true force behind all three Abrahamic religions, and through those religions, most of what is wrong with the human species. Naturally, in our view the beings known as demons, led by Satan, are pro-humanity, and are much more just and honorable. the demons are/were the Pagan Gods. and, Satan included, they are also extraterrestrials, an opposing sect of what was originally the same people as the grays. the conflict between "demons" and "angels" resulted from the creation of humanity by Satan, when he used magick/technology to alter an existing Earth homonid. the angels had wanted the primitive homonid people to be their slave race, but it was no longer possible after Satan's gifts transformed us into what we are today. we were too smart, and capable of defending against magickal attacks and manipulations. the grays were driven crazy with rage at being denied their slaves, and it is a grudge they still hold against Satan, the other demons, humanity, and even against the Earth since it is where this all began.

so, to answer your question, I'd say the Abrahamic "God" obviously is not alive, so he can't forgive anything... but... who are alive is the grays/angels who created it, and they will not ever forgive Satan, because he prevented them from harvesting slave labor from Earth tens of thousands of years ago.

bonus fact: the name "Satan" is an ancient sanskrit word meaning "true creator god," the hebrew word satan, "adversary" was
created later, in reaction.

if any of this has confused you, you can go to this website: joyofsatan.org

its a large website, but if you look around on it any questions you might have about our beliefs will be answered one page or another. bear in mind that although the site talks about "Gods" and Pagan religion, in a way we are atheists just like you: we view the demons and even Satan as flesh and blood beings, whom we can interact with directly. (as in physical touch, face to face conversations etc...)

thank you for reading my ponderous tome of an answer!

 

[tanya.azazel]

That's a very well intelligent approach of answering that question. If it was an xian they would be anger or give false statements. If you would like to know I had posted that question here concerning about a xian reporting me on yahoo answers. I still answer questions and even someone picked my answer as the best in one recently. Am glad I inspired some people we do need to get the truth out there. Loved how you answered that question it was beautiful.

Hail Satan! Hail Azazel! Hail Zeus! Hail the Gods of Duat!

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "aurochhorn" <aurochhorn@... wrote:

I just want to get the word out, there was a topic about this awhile ago... about how Yahoo Answers is full of discusting abrahamic poison. someone got reported for politely dishing out the truth about Satan. I was inspired, like a few others, and I decided to have a go at it:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index ... 247AANrMcU


The Question:

Why don't people pray for God to forgive Satan? Wouldn't it solve everything if he did?
Ok, here's a quote I want to discuss. I'm an atheist, but I saw this quote and it made me think.

"But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it

most?"
-Mark Twain

Now, if God is willing to forgive us, why not forgive Satan? Why do Christians tell me they'll pray for my soul when I tell them I'm an atheist, but they won't pray for the soul of Satan? Surely he needs those prayers way more than I do. I mean seriously, if God were to forgive Satan, wouldn't that solve the problem of all the world's evil?



My Answer:

I think you are actually looking at the whole issue with an Abrahamic(Judeism, Christianity and Islam) bias. I'm a Spiritual Satanist.

and as such I believe that, first and foremost, the Abrahamic "God" is not a living entity, but rather a complicated, specialized
metaphysical(magickal) tool created by an anti-human group of extraterrestrials. This powerful tool was designed to collect the
vital magick energies (or chi, or what have you) of mainly Christians and Muslims who are essentially manipulated into giving it away as part of their religious practice. These anti-human extraterrestrials are commonly known as "grays," and more importantly, angels.

We see these grays as the true force behind all three Abrahamic religions, and through those religions, most of what is wrong with the human species. Naturally, in our view the beings known as demons, led by Satan, are pro-humanity, and are much more just and honorable. the demons are/were the Pagan Gods. and, Satan included, they are also extraterrestrials, an opposing sect of what was originally the same people as the grays. the conflict between "demons" and "angels" resulted from the creation of humanity by Satan, when he used magick/technology to alter an existing Earth homonid. the angels had wanted the primitive homonid people to be their slave race, but it was no longer possible after Satan's gifts transformed us into what we are today. we were too smart, and capable of defending against magickal attacks and manipulations. the grays were driven crazy with rage at being denied their slaves, and it is a grudge they still hold against Satan, the other demons, humanity, and even against the Earth since it is where this all began.

so, to answer your question, I'd say the Abrahamic "God" obviously is not alive, so he can't forgive anything... but... who are alive is the grays/angels who created it, and they will not ever forgive Satan, because he prevented them from harvesting slave labor from Earth tens of thousands of years ago.

bonus fact: the name "Satan" is an ancient sanskrit word meaning "true creator god," the hebrew word satan, "adversary" was
created later, in reaction.

if any of this has confused you, you can go to this website: joyofsatan.org

its a large website, but if you look around on it any questions you might have about our beliefs will be answered one page or another. bear in mind that although the site talks about "Gods" and Pagan religion, in a way we are atheists just like you: we view the demons and even Satan as flesh and blood beings, whom we can interact with directly. (as in physical touch, face to face conversations etc...)

thank you for reading my ponderous tome of an answer!

 

[aurochhorn]

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "tanya.azazel" <tanya.azazel@... wrote:

That's a very well intelligent approach of answering that question. If it was an xian they would be anger or give false statements. If you would like to know I had posted that question here concerning about a xian reporting me on yahoo answers. I still answer questions and even someone picked my answer as the best in one recently. Am glad I inspired some people we do need to get the truth out there. Loved how you answered that question it was beautiful.

Hail Satan! Hail Azazel! Hail Zeus! Hail the Gods of Duat!

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "aurochhorn" <aurochhorn@ wrote:

I just want to get the word out, there was a topic about this awhile ago... about how Yahoo Answers is full of discusting abrahamic poison. someone got reported for politely dishing out the truth about Satan. I was inspired, like a few others, and I decided to have a go at it:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index ... 247AANrMcU


The Question:

Why don't people pray for God to forgive Satan? Wouldn't it solve everything if he did?
Ok, here's a quote I want to discuss. I'm an atheist, but I saw this quote and it made me think.

"But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it

most?"
-Mark Twain

Now, if God is willing to forgive us, why not forgive Satan? Why do Christians tell me they'll pray for my soul when I tell them I'm an atheist, but they won't pray for the soul of Satan? Surely he needs those prayers way more than I do. I mean seriously, if God were to forgive Satan, wouldn't that solve the problem of all the world's evil?



My Answer:

I think you are actually looking at the whole issue with an Abrahamic(Judeism, Christianity and Islam) bias. I'm a Spiritual Satanist.

and as such I believe that, first and foremost, the Abrahamic "God" is not a living entity, but rather a complicated, specialized
metaphysical(magickal) tool created by an anti-human group of extraterrestrials. This powerful tool was designed to collect the
vital magick energies (or chi, or what have you) of mainly Christians and Muslims who are essentially manipulated into giving it away as part of their religious practice. These anti-human extraterrestrials are commonly known as "grays," and more importantly, angels.

We see these grays as the true force behind all three Abrahamic religions, and through those religions, most of what is wrong with the human species. Naturally, in our view the beings known as demons, led by Satan, are pro-humanity, and are much more just and honorable. the demons are/were the Pagan Gods. and, Satan included, they are also extraterrestrials, an opposing sect of what was originally the same people as the grays. the conflict between "demons" and "angels" resulted from the creation of humanity by Satan, when he used magick/technology to alter an existing Earth homonid. the angels had wanted the primitive homonid people to be their slave race, but it was no longer possible after Satan's gifts transformed us into what we are today. we were too smart, and capable of defending against magickal attacks and manipulations. the grays were driven crazy with rage at being denied their slaves, and it is a grudge they still hold against Satan, the other demons, humanity, and even against the Earth since it is where this all began.

so, to answer your question, I'd say the Abrahamic "God" obviously is not alive, so he can't forgive anything... but... who are alive is the grays/angels who created it, and they will not ever forgive Satan, because he prevented them from harvesting slave labor from Earth tens of thousands of years ago.

bonus fact: the name "Satan" is an ancient sanskrit word meaning "true creator god," the hebrew word satan, "adversary" was
created later, in reaction.

if any of this has confused you, you can go to this website: joyofsatan.org

its a large website, but if you look around on it any questions you might have about our beliefs will be answered one page or another. bear in mind that although the site talks about "Gods" and Pagan religion, in a way we are atheists just like you: we view the demons and even Satan as flesh and blood beings, whom we can interact with directly. (as in physical touch, face to face conversations etc...)

thank you for reading my ponderous tome of an answer!

thanks Tanya! I'm glad you enjoyed it

I think it would be awesome if several of us started answering questions on Yahoo Answers, about anything involving Satanism, and then we could post it in here to show people and rage about or celebrate the result etc.

I understand how its wrong to proselytize the way the enemy does, to force or trick people into being Satanist. I just think we should level the playing field, so to speak, by simply informing more people we exist. thats basically what this would accomplish.

When I first came to understand what real Satanism is about, I was really angry. I was furious that no one had told me about it when I was like 8 years old, and already hungry for something spiritual in my life. I was raised xian, but me and my friends used to "pretend" that we worshipped a spirit hawk when we romped around outdoors. that was our youthful rebellion... we simply didn't want a "religion" that didn't reveal the mysteries of magick, and we wanted to be glorious warriors that kicked ass, not boring pacifists.

the problem was, there was no one to teach us how to communicate with the spirit animal we sensed, and of course we didn't know who our enemy was. and by the way, we were all fascinated by aliens and UFOs. if I was told back then that Satanism revolves around a war between extraterrestrials over humans... that would have negated any bullshit fear that had been programmed into me about Satan.

 

[Andrew Duncan]

Sir, you deserve a fucking standing ovation.

 

[tanya.azazel]

No problem what you said is a good way to info people. Nice to hear about your childhood. I think we all here must have had some connection to the occult, spiritual(not xian), demons, or any of that that is about Father Satan and the Gods. We all some how felt that xian religion had errors and more.

Hail Satan! Hail Azazel! Hail Zeus! Hail the Gods of Duat!

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "aurochhorn" <aurochhorn@... wrote:



--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "tanya.azazel" <tanya.azazel@ wrote:

That's a very well intelligent approach of answering that question. If it was an xian they would be anger or give false statements. If you would like to know I had posted that question here concerning about a xian reporting me on yahoo answers. I still answer questions and even someone picked my answer as the best in one recently. Am glad I inspired some people we do need to get the truth out there. Loved how you answered that question it was beautiful.

Hail Satan! Hail Azazel! Hail Zeus! Hail the Gods of Duat!

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "aurochhorn" <aurochhorn@ wrote:

I just want to get the word out, there was a topic about this awhile ago... about how Yahoo Answers is full of discusting abrahamic poison. someone got reported for politely dishing out the truth about Satan. I was inspired, like a few others, and I decided to have a go at it:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index ... 247AANrMcU


The Question:

Why don't people pray for God to forgive Satan? Wouldn't it solve everything if he did?
Ok, here's a quote I want to discuss. I'm an atheist, but I saw this quote and it made me think.

"But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it

most?"
-Mark Twain

Now, if God is willing to forgive us, why not forgive Satan? Why do Christians tell me they'll pray for my soul when I tell them I'm an atheist, but they won't pray for the soul of Satan? Surely he needs those prayers way more than I do. I mean seriously, if God were to forgive Satan, wouldn't that solve the problem of all the world's evil?



My Answer:

I think you are actually looking at the whole issue with an Abrahamic(Judeism, Christianity and Islam) bias. I'm a Spiritual Satanist.

and as such I believe that, first and foremost, the Abrahamic "God" is not a living entity, but rather a complicated, specialized
metaphysical(magickal) tool created by an anti-human group of extraterrestrials. This powerful tool was designed to collect the
vital magick energies (or chi, or what have you) of mainly Christians and Muslims who are essentially manipulated into giving it away as part of their religious practice. These anti-human extraterrestrials are commonly known as "grays," and more importantly, angels.

We see these grays as the true force behind all three Abrahamic religions, and through those religions, most of what is wrong with the human species. Naturally, in our view the beings known as demons, led by Satan, are pro-humanity, and are much more just and honorable. the demons are/were the Pagan Gods. and, Satan included, they are also extraterrestrials, an opposing sect of what was originally the same people as the grays. the conflict between "demons" and "angels" resulted from the creation of humanity by Satan, when he used magick/technology to alter an existing Earth homonid. the angels had wanted the primitive homonid people to be their slave race, but it was no longer possible after Satan's gifts transformed us into what we are today. we were too smart, and capable of defending against magickal attacks and manipulations. the grays were driven crazy with rage at being denied their slaves, and it is a grudge they still hold against Satan, the other demons, humanity, and even against the Earth since it is where this all began.

so, to answer your question, I'd say the Abrahamic "God" obviously is not alive, so he can't forgive anything... but... who are alive is the grays/angels who created it, and they will not ever forgive Satan, because he prevented them from harvesting slave labor from Earth tens of thousands of years ago.

bonus fact: the name "Satan" is an ancient sanskrit word meaning "true creator god," the hebrew word satan, "adversary" was
created later, in reaction.

if any of this has confused you, you can go to this website: joyofsatan.org

its a large website, but if you look around on it any questions you might have about our beliefs will be answered one page or another. bear in mind that although the site talks about "Gods" and Pagan religion, in a way we are atheists just like you: we view the demons and even Satan as flesh and blood beings, whom we can interact with directly. (as in physical touch, face to face conversations etc...)

thank you for reading my ponderous tome of an answer!


thanks Tanya! I'm glad you enjoyed it

I think it would be awesome if several of us started answering questions on Yahoo Answers, about anything involving Satanism, and then we could post it in here to show people and rage about or celebrate the result etc.

I understand how its wrong to proselytize the way the enemy does, to force or trick people into being Satanist. I just think we should level the playing field, so to speak, by simply informing more people we exist. thats basically what this would accomplish.

When I first came to understand what real Satanism is about, I was really angry. I was furious that no one had told me about it when I was like 8 years old, and already hungry for something spiritual in my life. I was raised xian, but me and my friends used to "pretend" that we worshipped a spirit hawk when we romped around outdoors. that was our youthful rebellion... we simply didn't want a "religion" that didn't reveal the mysteries of magick, and we wanted to be glorious warriors that kicked ass, not boring pacifists.

the problem was, there was no one to teach us how to communicate with the spirit animal we sensed, and of course we didn't know who our enemy was. and by the way, we were all fascinated by aliens and UFOs. if I was told back then that Satanism revolves around a war between extraterrestrials over humans... that would have negated any bullshit fear that had been programmed into me about Satan.