keeperofstone
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Severaal years ago, as I was doing yard work and my elderly mother was sitting on the front porch, a group of women appeared, nicely dressed and pleasant. I assumed they were some sort of religion and I was right; they were jokehovian witnesses.
I knew something about them, but one thing I didn't understand was where what they believed about blood transfusions and not accepting them came from and I told them so. Big Mistake.
They said they would bring me some other literature to explain and in a few days they did. This time with more women and one man. I said I would read it and thanked them. I discovered it had something to do about not eating the blood as discribed in the jew bible and it didn't make any sense to me as eating and transfusing are two different things.
Well, I was working in the front yard again and here they came; they though they had a hot prospect since I had wanted to know their beliefs and I had some knowledge of the orgin of YHWH and how they pronounced it. I merely wanted clarification on their tennants of faith, but they thought they were going to convert my mother and I to their silly religion.
Three days later more of them showed up, banging on the door. I did'nt answer. We even had a no solicitations sign on the front door. It didn't deter them, they left more literature on the door knob.
Again, several days later they came back - pounding on the door - my mother and I went to her bedroom and waited until they left. More literature was left.
I knew they would be back again soon, so I put garbage cans at the end of the driveway to block it. Sure enough they came back - removed the garbage cans and came to the door anyway. My mother and I hid out again in her bedroom as she didn't want me to confront them.
I had had enough.
I remembered I had an Eye of Horus Tree Ornament and retrieved it. I attached it over the front door, just like what was dipicted in the jew bible in the passover story. And we waited.
The next day here they came again -removed the grabage cans and started pounding on the door.
Suddenly, the pounding stopped, they had looked up and seen The Eye of Horus. I peeked out and they were literally running to their cars. I roared laughing. They never did come back.. Thank Satan.
Several weeks later, I was checking out in the local grocery store and one of the women that had come to our house was in front of me and she became visibily shaken. She was scared to death of me and practically ran out of the store after her purchase.
So, if you have any trouble with jokehovaian witnesse The Eye of Horus just might be the fix.
Hail Satan
I knew something about them, but one thing I didn't understand was where what they believed about blood transfusions and not accepting them came from and I told them so. Big Mistake.
They said they would bring me some other literature to explain and in a few days they did. This time with more women and one man. I said I would read it and thanked them. I discovered it had something to do about not eating the blood as discribed in the jew bible and it didn't make any sense to me as eating and transfusing are two different things.
Well, I was working in the front yard again and here they came; they though they had a hot prospect since I had wanted to know their beliefs and I had some knowledge of the orgin of YHWH and how they pronounced it. I merely wanted clarification on their tennants of faith, but they thought they were going to convert my mother and I to their silly religion.
Three days later more of them showed up, banging on the door. I did'nt answer. We even had a no solicitations sign on the front door. It didn't deter them, they left more literature on the door knob.
Again, several days later they came back - pounding on the door - my mother and I went to her bedroom and waited until they left. More literature was left.
I knew they would be back again soon, so I put garbage cans at the end of the driveway to block it. Sure enough they came back - removed the garbage cans and came to the door anyway. My mother and I hid out again in her bedroom as she didn't want me to confront them.
I had had enough.
I remembered I had an Eye of Horus Tree Ornament and retrieved it. I attached it over the front door, just like what was dipicted in the jew bible in the passover story. And we waited.
The next day here they came again -removed the grabage cans and started pounding on the door.
Suddenly, the pounding stopped, they had looked up and seen The Eye of Horus. I peeked out and they were literally running to their cars. I roared laughing. They never did come back.. Thank Satan.
Several weeks later, I was checking out in the local grocery store and one of the women that had come to our house was in front of me and she became visibily shaken. She was scared to death of me and practically ran out of the store after her purchase.
So, if you have any trouble with jokehovaian witnesse The Eye of Horus just might be the fix.
Hail Satan