damn bible thumpers -_-

[angryshaman666]

Some asshole mormons were beating on my door. This guy had the same fake retarded smile on his face
and had the audacity to bring his 6 year old son to disarm me from telling him to eat shit.I was in the bathroom before this and so I was already furious at this asshat beating on my door only to find this jackass peddling his mormon shit and bible.So I pulled out my combat knives and told him to get the fuck off my property and never come back.I told his son to never become like his dad and that this asshole would get him killed one day (xian "teachings" ARE suicide incarnate)2 months later I'm at the bus stop and 2 mormons are AGAIN trying to peddle their hory bibul and I told them to eat shit. So then they keep pushing it before I threaten to eat their souls XD
They immediately dropped the fake smiles and even though I sat on the other end of the bus they were glaring at me the whole time.I got the feeling they'd have tried to jump me if there weren't other people around and even then I could sense their hostility. I was also twice their size and I ALWAYS carry knives in case of muggers or rabid dogs.
The next year I recall 2 instances where the black folk church down the street BEATS MY DOOR RETARDED and dumps an assload of pamphlets on my porch. I AGAIN had to threaten them with deadly force to make them leave! A month later the same church sends a woman this time to do the same thing! I chase them off only to find them dumping pamphlets on my porch when they thought I wasnt looking!

I also noticed all the local promoters for democrats have the EXACT SAME METHOD of trying to annoy you into voting for their candidates and every time I tell them I'm not a registered voter they still keep trying until I threaten them with deadly force to get off my property.
Xians never take no for an answer until you threaten them or mention Satan. And then they still try to harass you.A classmate of mine had a similar occurrence with a bible salesman I nominate for most annoying asshole bible peddler to date (and hopefully a future darwin award) where this moron waits until exactly 7 AM, beats on the door tries to sell this shit while he's barely awake and he came back for 7 days straight doing the exact same thing.The 6th day he tells this xian retard "If you come back here again I am going to kill you right on my front porch. DO NOT COME BACK"Day 7. This idiot comes back only this time my classmate had a hilarious prank in mind to finally drive him away for good (and make this xian shit his pants)He puts on a psycho clown mask and has a huge butcher knife in his hands, opens the door and just waves and says "hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii" while laughing.
This peddler goes pitch white, screams "oh shit!", pisses his pants and runs away, drives off and never comes back XD
Anyone else have some enlightening stories about the ridiculous and annoying things bible peddlers have done?Either way I always have a field day telling these retarded xians off.

HAIL SATAN!

 

[enemyofjezzuz]

I remember seeing on an "apostate" jokehovian witless forum where someone had to pepper spray the witlesses to stop them from repeatedly thumping their message.  This was an "apostate" jokehovian, and the jokehovians are not even supposed to talk to such.  They have been warned numerous times before the pepper spraying.  So the jokehovians send elderly men (or children, same difference) to go to this apostate.  In addition, there were numerous No Trespassing signs on the property.  Despite this, and that this guy was already disfellowshipped for apostasy, the jokehovians kept going to the point where they got pepper sprayed.
I hope they have fun during their mission in pissrael this spring.  I can only wonder what the rabbis are going to do, and I doubt it will stop with a can of pepper spray.  You place anything with those high ranking rabbis, they may take it and use black magick against you or the whole world.  And I hope they find out the hard way when the dollar becomes toilet paper while they are in pissrael, that Saturn in Sagittarius is a piss poor time to do such missions.  Hopefully, this will leave many a jokehovian witless stranded in Tel Aviv.
I also hope the dollar collapse hurts the mor[m]ons.  Unlike the jokehovians who are supposed to donate what they can (and they get hounded for more), the mor[m]ons are supposed to donate 10% on the gross of their income.  If they make 800 toilet papers a week before taxes, they have to donate 80 toilet papers for that week.  That is enough to buy a whole roll of Mercury dimes.  Two weeks of this level of donation is enough to buy a roll of silver quarters of halves, or 6 or 7 silver dollars.  And the money they waste doing their shit could buy even more silver--just one big trip could piss away a tub or two of silver eagles.  Hopefully, they are going to be up shit creek without a paddle, in a barbed wire canoe, when the dollar becomes toilet paper.

 

[fake name]

I sense these retards are being intentionally led to pissrael like lambs to the slaugher. I smell a mass blood sacrifice in the works.As much as these idiots deserve to die (my older sister married one of these retards and I deeply fear for her children as they are being raised by jokehovians and will probably kill themselves the same way)if their vital energies are used in some hideous blood ritual because they were dumb enough to try and convert pissrael this could be very problematic down the line.

where did you read about this suicidally retarded mission they're planning? (I'm still disgusted with my sister. the bitch shuns her whole family now because we're not a bunch of brainless sheep)




On Thursday, April 2, 2015 10:28 AM, "denniswhicher@... [JoyofSatan666]" <[email protected] wrote:


  I remember seeing on an "apostate" jokehovian witless forum where someone had to pepper spray the witlesses to stop them from repeatedly thumping their message.  This was an "apostate" jokehovian, and the jokehovians are not even supposed to talk to such.  They have been warned numerous times before the pepper spraying.  So the jokehovians send elderly men (or children, same difference) to go to this apostate.  In addition, there were numerous No Trespassing signs on the property.  Despite this, and that this guy was already disfellowshipped for apostasy, the jokehovians kept going to the point where they got pepper sprayed.
I hope they have fun during their mission in pissrael this spring.  I can only wonder what the rabbis are going to do, and I doubt it will stop with a can of pepper spray.  You place anything with those high ranking rabbis, they may take it and use black magick against you or the whole world.  And I hope they find out the hard way when the dollar becomes toilet paper while they are in pissrael, that Saturn in Sagittarius is a piss poor time to do such missions.  Hopefully, this will leave many a jokehovian witless stranded in Tel Aviv.
I also hope the dollar collapse hurts the mor[m]ons.  Unlike the jokehovians who are supposed to donate what they can (and they get hounded for more), the mor[m]ons are supposed to donate 10% on the gross of their income.  If they make 800 toilet papers a week before taxes, they have to donate 80 toilet papers for that week.  That is enough to buy a whole roll of Mercury dimes.  Two weeks of this level of donation is enough to buy a roll of silver quarters of halves, or 6 or 7 silver dollars.  And the money they waste doing their shit could buy even more silver--just one big trip could piss away a tub or two of silver eagles.  Hopefully, they are going to be up shit creek without a paddle, in a barbed wire canoe, when the dollar becomes toilet paper.

 

[enemyofjezzuz]

I saw the mission discussed, several times, on the apostate discussion board I frequent.  Additionally, there was a brief spot on the TV news about this pissrael mission.  Nothing major, but just enough so I am sure they are going.
Yes, they deserve to die if they continue.  But, going to pissrael is not the right way for them to die.  They are only going to place crap with some high ranking rabbi who will use it to do black magick on the whole human race.  The jokehovian leaders are doing this on purpose.  I would rather have them all die because their dollars become toilet paper, and they lack wealth.  I would rather they die because they are totally unprepared and unwilling to do anything but trust in their joke-hova.  Tell them that, when Neptune reaches 9 degrees of Pisces (April 17 or 18, depending on whether it is before or after midnight when it happens), the dollar is in the window to become toilet paper--and you get disfellowshipped from the religion.  And, for their willful stupidity, I hope most of them die because they did not prepare.
I hope those idiots going to pissrael find out the hard way what happens when the dollar becomes toilet paper while they are doing that mission.  I hope they get stuck in Tel Aviv.  And I hope this teaches them the hard way that going on these hyper-stupid missions (and especially with Saturn in Sagittarius) is going to lead to devastating consequences for themselves.  Even better would be for the dollar to become toilet paper just BEFORE they take off for pissrael.  That way, the plane will be stuck in the runway, and they will end up starving because they have nothing of value.

 

[fake name]

indeed. I can only hope the sect of retarded jokehovians my dumbass sister married into doesnt attempt this.
I may have to eliminate that whole group with my own hands if that does happen since they're only a few towns away.
Them making her shun her own family for not being as retarded as them only makes me want to tear them apart that much more -_-



On Friday, April 3, 2015 9:34 AM, "denniswhicher@... [JoyofSatan666]" <[email protected] wrote:


  I saw the mission discussed, several times, on the apostate discussion board I frequent.  Additionally, there was a brief spot on the TV news about this pissrael mission.  Nothing major, but just enough so I am sure they are going.
Yes, they deserve to die if they continue.  But, going to pissrael is not the right way for them to die.  They are only going to place crap with some high ranking rabbi who will use it to do black magick on the whole human race.  The jokehovian leaders are doing this on purpose.  I would rather have them all die because their dollars become toilet paper, and they lack wealth.  I would rather they die because they are totally unprepared and unwilling to do anything but trust in their joke-hova.  Tell them that, when Neptune reaches 9 degrees of Pisces (April 17 or 18, depending on whether it is before or after midnight when it happens), the dollar is in the window to become toilet paper--and you get disfellowshipped from the religion.  And, for their willful stupidity, I hope most of them die because they did not prepare.
I hope those idiots going to pissrael find out the hard way what happens when the dollar becomes toilet paper while they are doing that mission.  I hope they get stuck in Tel Aviv.  And I hope this teaches them the hard way that going on these hyper-stupid missions (and especially with Saturn in Sagittarius) is going to lead to devastating consequences for themselves.  Even better would be for the dollar to become toilet paper just BEFORE they take off for pissrael.  That way, the plane will be stuck in the runway, and they will end up starving because they have nothing of value.