commiting myself to satan?

[mushroomst00l]

im really confused on what to do. my mom doesnt really care what i
do, but if my dad every found out, he'd have a fit. but anyway, my
question is that, in the instructions, it's saying i am to burn the
paper i wrote on in the candle right? because, not to be stupid but
wouldnt that cause a serious fire? are you supposed to do it outside?
because i dont think my mom would like the fire alarms going off and
i couldnt do it outside cause it's freezing and my stupid "man-bear-
pig" bible thumping neighbor would call the cops like she always
does. and do you have to prick your finger? or can i just slice open
my arm? cause that'd be easier, and could i just right my name with
my fingertips? cause i dont have a dry pen, or could i just empty it?
i feel so retarded asking all these questions, please forgive me, im
not very good at comprehending when i read :/ but seriously, HAAAIIIL
SATAAAN!

and what should i do about my dad? he's constantly talking about "god
this" and "god that" and my family actually got pissed off at me
becuase i didnt say "amen" after they did their pathetic prayer
before eating. i love them but what kind of family is that, if they
can't even except that i dont believe in their filth? and i really
can't stand it when my dad says "im praying for you", should i just
ignore it? i'm new at all of this. but it spiritual satanism just
made alot of sense to me unlike the hypocritical lies of the so-
called "god". but i have SO many questions.