church question

[bjmckoolkid]

I know that we are not held responsible if we go to church when under the age of 18. Im 18 and my grandma is in town which means that unlike usually when i can avoid church i am being forced to go. I dont know of this is ok and if its not please tell me what i should do. I am also looking for clever ways to not pay attention but not get caught in church. Thank you for the help and as always Hail Satan!

 

[blackmoon0343]

It's fine as long as you don't believe the shit you hear and read. Just think of Satan. Clean, close, and protect your chakras and aura before you go and after you leave.

 

[enemyofjezzuz]

If you are going on purpose, that is bad.  I can think of many reasons why someone "of age" would be forced to attend church.  Being financially tied to xian parents is one.  Another would be if you have a court order, which could be part of a prison term or psychiatric "treatment(??)".  Many elderly in nursing homes have churches as part of their stay there, and they cannot avoid them.
However, it is possible for people underage to go to church on purpose.  No matter how young you are, if your parents forget to go to church and you open your big mouth, you could remind them and end up going.  Keeping your big mouth shut and hoping they forget is wise at that time.  Some teens also get out of the house and end up going to church on purpose, sometimes without the parents knowing.  Doing that is just as bad.