a Xtian Nu-Church experience

[DezFranky]

Today I went to a church as I’m trying to bond with my friend’a family. Anyways, it’s as bland and sterile as it gets.it’s not a mega church, it’s one with the TV screens and broadcasting equipment.
- 10 minutes of songs about giving your soul to a Jew
- Spent time talking about how people don’t give 5 minutes a day to read semitic desert texts
- how only 30% of church goers read each week compared to other religious sects
- Donate for missions ( we all know the real intent and how fucked up it is to put people under duress for shit like schools and water )
- Unfunny jokes ( not being rude, he said a joke like killing his wife over something )
- How thanksgiving originated from the Bible
- meditation is from the Bible, people hear that meditation is about slotting the mind, instead you should be filling your mind with the kike gods word
- Talked about how Sin ruins your life and that you should think like Rabbi Yeshua does. Turn the other cheek of that effect.
- How Rabbi Yeshua took the wrath of Jewhovah that was intended for us Gentiles.
- ends with more hymns about how merciful the almighty is.

I made sure to do aura cleaning, closed chakras, and protection aura before attending. What a sad crowd. There wasn’t even any life lessons if any real importance. If someone wrongs you don’t take vengeance of course. If a jew cheats you of your wealth, make sure thank him + tip

Complete waste of time, however had a nice lunch with the family. You know what’s funny, this friend of mine used to have sex ALOT with a lot of women. Then he marries a pastors daughter of all things .

 

[ANPUMESSES777]

resuming the story in simple words: ^

"a based Spiritual satanist is being Tortured through exposure and closeness to literally psychically infected "sheeps"...Stockholm syndrome being the most noticeable symptom ,with all the prayers and singing dedicated to their skizo-psycho unseen ruler, AKA (((YHWH))), Which craves the Blood, Adrenochrome,Flesh, and souls, of said misguided and blind, creatures ^

our lone adventurer, fortunately , somehow manages to remain basically unharmed throughout this whole ordeal,behind enemy lines, thanks to the JOS teachings,and the divine protection granted by the gods of the gentiles" ^

 

[DezFranky]

resuming the story in simple words: ^

"a based Spiritual satanist is being Tortured through exposure and closeness to literally psychically infected "sheeps"...Stockholm syndrome being the most noticeable symptom ,with all the prayers and singing dedicated to their skizo-psycho unseen ruler, AKA (((YHWH))), Which craves the Blood, Adrenochrome,Flesh, and souls, of said misguided and blind, creatures ^

our lone adventurer, fortunately , somehow manages to remain basically unharmed throughout this whole ordeal,behind enemy lines, thanks to the JOS teachings,and the divine protection granted by the gods of the gentiles" ^

Lol!! You would be a badass Dungeon master :lol:

 

[Havoc]

I understand how you feel.

Christmas music is playing at my work at all times. If I have to hear one more country fried cuck sing jebus is the lord I’m gonna be sick.

 

[CrimsonMonarch]

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This is for you, brother. Made it in a hurry, but I hope you enjoy it :lol:

 

[ANPUMESSES777]

That meme is definitely another good way to explain the story, just like i tried with words before ^