Want tyo join but dont know if im eligible.

[Scott Brown]

Hi, my names scott. Im considering joining you guys. But i feel like satan would never take my soul. Im a very bad person and ive done horrible things. I feel lost honestly. Id like to speak to lucifer in person. I have nowhere to do thed ritual and my wife is Catholic and has no idea what im doing. Please help me. 
Sincerely, Scott Brown