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Total noob in need of help

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Hello everyone, hail Zeus our mighty lord and one true God of our earth.

I haven’t been a true Zevist for long, but I firmly believe I was lead down this path for a reason. I have a few questions for you guys and am really in need of some help.

I recently have been wanting to summon a demon from the Goetia. I want to find the best demon that I can summon to help me get gorgeous girls, and have sex/threesomes with them. I can’t find any answers anywhere. Who in your opinion might I be able to summon that can maybe help me? Can you direct me to a page where I can find out the appropriate shrine/symbol I need to build/draw?

Also, I once rented the lesser key of Solomon from the library and my ex-girlfriend and I recited the guardian angel/holy spirit(can’t remember the exact name) prayer before we went on our half year travels. Will this perhaps inhibit my abilities to contact demons?

I’ve read that I should offer the particular demon something in return? What do you recommend a noob offer in return for unlimited gorgeous women? His soul?

Any/all advice is really appreciated.

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Catalincata94said:
Noobsaid:

Man. Alright. I’m sorry that I thought I was one of you. I am not a druggie. Peace and love is LSD and psilocybin(magic mushrooms). Satan doesn’t want this. I’m not a prophet man. I just love and live. Idgaf really. If you really all think I’m that delusional than you definitely have no idea what Satan even is. You guys hate me idk why. I’m just trying to reach through my people. I’m Native American. The white man came here and killed most of them for “believing in the devil”. I’m good on this. You probably won’t even post this.

"Magic mushrooms" there is no such thing.

It's not literal magic. That's just what they're called. I know someone who knew someone who tried some and after they tried them they thought giant chocolate bars were chasing after them. That's the "magic". It's just a name.

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FancyMancysaid:
Catalincata94said:
Noobsaid:

Man. Alright. I’m sorry that I thought I was one of you. I am not a druggie. Peace and love is LSD and psilocybin(magic mushrooms). Satan doesn’t want this. I’m not a prophet man. I just love and live. Idgaf really. If you really all think I’m that delusional than you definitely have no idea what Satan even is. You guys hate me idk why. I’m just trying to reach through my people. I’m Native American. The white man came here and killed most of them for “believing in the devil”. I’m good on this. You probably won’t even post this.

"Magic mushrooms" there is no such thing.

It's not literal magic. That's just what they're called. I know someone who knew someone who tried some and after they tried them they thought giant chocolate bars were chasing after them. That's the "magic". It's just a name.

He probabily thought that was a life experience too! Lol

I am reaching towards a green apple.

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Jacksaid:
Noobsaid:

Man. Alright. I’m sorry that I thought I was one of you. I am not a druggie. Peace and love is LSD and psilocybin(magic mushrooms). Satan doesn’t want this. I’m not a prophet man. I just love and live. Idgaf really. If you really all think I’m that delusional than you definitely have no idea what Satan even is. You guys hate me idk why. I’m just trying to reach through my people. I’m Native American. The white man came here and killed most of them for “believing in the devil”. I’m good on this. You probably won’t even post this.

The native Americans massacred each other before the "white man" came. The native Americans lawfully sold the lands to whites and then attacked them for no reason and as a result got killed. There's a very complex history behind this. Its not just black and white.

America is a White country originally, before "native American Indians" were there.

Aquariussaid:
FancyMancysaid:
Catalincata94said:

"Magic mushrooms" there is no such thing.

It's not literal magic. That's just what they're called. I know someone who knew someone who tried some and after they tried them they thought giant chocolate bars were chasing after them. That's the "magic". It's just a name.

He probabily thought that was a life experience too! Lol

I wouldn't mind it if it was someone dressed as a chocolate bar. I might lie down and let them devour me - if I wasn't too quick at devouring them first! (I don't eat a lot of chocolate anymore, though.)

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