livingforsatan
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- Jan 26, 2003
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Just the other night, I was pulled over by a local cop.
He had me for missing a stop sign. I greeted him, "Good morning officer. How.can I help you?"
He asked for my.I'd and insurance, already ready for him, I handed it over. Said, "I'm sorry, sir."
He departed.
About four minutes later, the officer returned, documents-in-hand, saying, "Have a good evening and be safe."
I said, yes.sir and thank you." (What else is there TO say?) and went home. No ticket. Nothing.
The Gods and Goddesses are very good to me on this leg of my journey.
Hail Father Satan, forever!
He had me for missing a stop sign. I greeted him, "Good morning officer. How.can I help you?"
He asked for my.I'd and insurance, already ready for him, I handed it over. Said, "I'm sorry, sir."
He departed.
About four minutes later, the officer returned, documents-in-hand, saying, "Have a good evening and be safe."
I said, yes.sir and thank you." (What else is there TO say?) and went home. No ticket. Nothing.
The Gods and Goddesses are very good to me on this leg of my journey.
Hail Father Satan, forever!
