Lamont Green
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This is a story not everyone can relate to. But I felt I should share.
Yesterday I had some down time, I went to till the soil at my parents house in the back yard (they want a large garden) I used a pickaxe because the auto-tiller is broken for the time being. As I get to a tough patch of soil I thrust the pick into the dirt and pulled. I feel a pop in the 3rd or so vertibre of my spine. I take a knee in pain. The first thing I think of in panic is, sit down and meditate. Being in the raging sunlight I take the: legs crossed, hands on either knee back, straight, position. The FIRST THING I see when I close my eyes is a bohamet. I wasnt even close to a mindset of clarity, and what do I find? A symbol of my god satan. I was so "suprised" on my finding I didnt feel pain at that point in time. Let me move on. As I finish my few minutes of meditation, I stumble into the house and tell my father, "i messed up my back, wee need to fix that tiller" he tells me my massage therapist sister is comming over in an hour.
I get a 30 min back rub, but its still shooting pain. After that I go to my bedroom and perform sex magic to fix my back. At my climax I focused all the energy into the area in pain. I feel a disc, or so it seems, right as it happens pop back into place. Wat...
This goes without showing you CAN fix things on your own. Even in something as desperate as this.
The next day I went to a chiropractor which was useless because I had already fixed what was wrong.
Just my day.
-lamont
Ps, HAIL SATAN!
Yesterday I had some down time, I went to till the soil at my parents house in the back yard (they want a large garden) I used a pickaxe because the auto-tiller is broken for the time being. As I get to a tough patch of soil I thrust the pick into the dirt and pulled. I feel a pop in the 3rd or so vertibre of my spine. I take a knee in pain. The first thing I think of in panic is, sit down and meditate. Being in the raging sunlight I take the: legs crossed, hands on either knee back, straight, position. The FIRST THING I see when I close my eyes is a bohamet. I wasnt even close to a mindset of clarity, and what do I find? A symbol of my god satan. I was so "suprised" on my finding I didnt feel pain at that point in time. Let me move on. As I finish my few minutes of meditation, I stumble into the house and tell my father, "i messed up my back, wee need to fix that tiller" he tells me my massage therapist sister is comming over in an hour.
I get a 30 min back rub, but its still shooting pain. After that I go to my bedroom and perform sex magic to fix my back. At my climax I focused all the energy into the area in pain. I feel a disc, or so it seems, right as it happens pop back into place. Wat...
This goes without showing you CAN fix things on your own. Even in something as desperate as this.
The next day I went to a chiropractor which was useless because I had already fixed what was wrong.
Just my day.
-lamont
Ps, HAIL SATAN!