Satanic Funerals

[Rovison]

I'm familiar with the Satanic Wedding and Baptisms, but what about Satanic Funerals? In case I die while serving in active duty, I want to make sure I DO NOT have any xian services at all, and I don't have my immediate family on my page 4 because they are pieces of shit xians and I never want anything to do with them, perhaps I might be married to a Satanic woman by then...just curious though for future reasons.~Rovi "Richard Riddick" D.

HAIL SATAN!
HAIL ANUBIS!
HAIL ALL MIGHTY FORCES OF HELL!

 

[[email protected]]

This is a great question, I would like to know this as well.

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], Rovison <rovi_danganan@... wrote:

I'm familiar with the Satanic Wedding and Baptisms, but what about Satanic Funerals? In case I die while serving in active duty, I want to make sure I DO NOT have any xian services at all, and I don't have my immediate family on my page 4 because they are pieces of shit xians and I never want anything to do with them, perhaps I might be married to a Satanic woman by then...just curious though for future reasons.~Rovi "Richard Riddick" D.

HAIL SATAN!
HAIL ANUBIS!
HAIL ALL MIGHTY FORCES OF HELL!

 

[Brian Gibbons]

<td val[/IMG]Make sure you put that in a will,and have it notarized,like my wife and I did.Once you are gone,with out a will,you xtian family can do as they please.I have nothing but xtians in my family also.Most of my cousins are pastors of large churches.You might also do what I did,and send a blanket e-mail to all of them about your decision to be with Father.I did and I haven't heard a word from any of my asshole family since.But your decision of course.
Hail Satan!
Brian

--- On Fri, 5/27/11, Rovison <rovi_danganan@... wrote:

From: Rovison <rovi_danganan@...
Subject: [HellsArmy666] Satanic Funerals
To: [email protected]
Date: Friday, May 27, 2011, 1:21 PM

  I'm familiar with the Satanic Wedding and Baptisms, but what about Satanic Funerals? In case I die while serving in active duty, I want to make sure I DO NOT have any xian services at all, and I don't have my immediate family on my page 4 because they are pieces of shit xians and I never want anything to do with them, perhaps I might be married to a Satanic woman by then...just curious though for future reasons.~Rovi "Richard Riddick" D.

HAIL SATAN!
HAIL ANUBIS!
HAIL ALL MIGHTY FORCES OF HELL!

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[Yoyo]

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], Rovison <rovi_danganan@... wrote:

I'm familiar with the Satanic Wedding and Baptisms, but what about Satanic Funerals? In case I die while serving in active duty, I want to make sure I DO NOT have any xian services at all, and I don't have my immediate family on my page 4 because they are pieces of shit xians and I never want anything to do with them, perhaps I might be married to a Satanic woman by then...just curious though for future reasons.~Rovi "Richard Riddick" D.

HAIL SATAN!
HAIL ANUBIS!
HAIL ALL MIGHTY FORCES OF HELL!

Your aim should be to never die and ascend to Godhead , not organising Your funeral !! You're Satanists , afterlife is secure both ways. When a Satanist dies His soul is taken care of and He goes to Duat, despite of the litanies done on this earth by the enemy.

-Vovin Luciftian

HAIL SATAN!

 

[Indigo Nation]

How do you make a will me I am 23 if I somehow died I know that I would end up being in an xtian funeral despite the fact that my parents and most of my family know I am a Satanist what would likely happen if I did that likely what would happen is if there is no way to loophole a will, a refusal for any funeral at all, or for any of my family members who are xtian to go there.
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Having said that if they choose anyways to have an xtian funeral not sure what I will do but I will be thinking over this whole thing and if I meet the right person should I die (I am hoping I Do not dje and do achieve godhood) the whole thing will be interrupted somehow if I can set it up to be should it be xtian in a way thats unpleasant for them all and memorable (you don't fuck with Satanists) Having said that though I would prefer a Satanic funeral. I should however have a back up plan should they choose to go against that which I absolutely am sure they will try since my dads an xtian pastor which they might if there are any loop holes at all allowing them to do this legally or illegally without getting in trouble they will seek and find them, Some Ideas I have are I could probably conspire someone to fake it and preach a fire and brimstone sermon saying I am a terrible sinner in the eyes of the lawd and am going to hell, so to speak at my funeral. Then get the Fuck out of there after crashing the whole thing or do something disrupting the thing using their own beliefs in such a way as to make it unpleasant for all who are there and going against my wishes by participating, I would to be honest with you find that quite funny watching it if I was there in the astral the other thing would be to have someone "blaspheme the holy spirit" there after a nice speech about me as an outro. its good revenge should they decide to do it against my wishes and have an xtian funeral I am sure other ideas will come to me this is what I just thought of so far, or play marilyn mansons song were from America LOL ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z37Lu8-jmTM )
its anti American plus anti xtian so that would be funny in two ways and most dreadful to them, (I love the song and am American) considering how "patriotic" xtians think they are and how much they are trying to push stuff into our government that is bullshit.
Hail Satan

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], Brian Gibbons <briangibbons20@... wrote:

Make sure you put that in a will,and have it notarized,like my wife and I did.Once you are gone,with out a will,you xtian family can do as they please.I have nothing but xtians in my family also.Most of my cousins are pastors of large churches.You might also do what I did,and send a blanket e-mail to all of them about your decision to be with Father.I did and I haven't heard a word from any of my asshole family since.But your decision of course.
Hail Satan!
Brian
--- On Fri, 5/27/11, Rovison <rovi_danganan@... wrote:

From: Rovison <rovi_danganan@...
Subject: [HellsArmy666] Satanic Funerals
To: [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url]
Date: Friday, May 27, 2011, 1:21 PM
















 









I'm familiar with the Satanic Wedding and Baptisms, but what about Satanic Funerals? In case I die while serving in active duty, I want to make sure I DO NOT have any xian services at all, and I don't have my immediate family on my page 4 because they are pieces of shit xians and I never want anything to do with them, perhaps I might be married to a Satanic woman by then...just curious though for future reasons.~Rovi "Richard Riddick" D.



HAIL SATAN!

HAIL ANUBIS!

HAIL ALL MIGHTY FORCES OF HELL!

 

[Brian Gibbons]

<td val[/IMG]Good point Yoyo!

--- On Sat, 5/28/11, Yoyo <kung_fukistas_real@... wrote:

From: Yoyo <kung_fukistas_real@...
Subject: [HellsArmy666] Re: Satanic Funerals
To: [email protected]
Date: Saturday, May 28, 2011, 5:33 PM

 

--- [/IMG][email protected], Rovison <rovi_danganan@... wrote:

I'm familiar with the Satanic Wedding and Baptisms, but what about Satanic Funerals? In case I die while serving in active duty, I want to make sure I DO NOT have any xian services at all, and I don't have my immediate family on my page 4 because they are pieces of shit xians and I never want anything to do with them, perhaps I might be married to a Satanic woman by then...just curious though for future reasons.~Rovi "Richard Riddick" D.

HAIL SATAN!
HAIL ANUBIS!
HAIL ALL MIGHTY FORCES OF HELL!

Your aim should be to never die and ascend to Godhead , not organising Your funeral !! You're Satanists , afterlife is secure both ways. When a Satanist dies His soul is taken care of and He goes to Duat, despite of the litanies done on this earth by the enemy.

-Vovin Luciftian

HAIL SATAN!

[/TD]

 

[Dante Satanas]

Very good point YoYo, of course if death does become inevitable, then perhaps a pagan cremation? or a nice viking send off, burning ship and all? Depends on your tastes... I've always thought the viking send off would be nice... But I'm only 16, and I plan to reach god head in this life time... Well, at least I hope I will.

On Sat, May 28, 2011 at 11:05 PM, Brian Gibbons <briangibbons20@... wrote:

 

<td style="font:[/IMG]Good point Yoyo!

--- On Sat, 5/28/11, Yoyo <kung_fukistas_real@... wrote:

From: Yoyo <kung_fukistas_real@...
Subject: [HellsArmy666] Re: Satanic Funerals
To: [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url]
Date: Saturday, May 28, 2011, 5:33 PM

 

--- In [[email protected]][email protected][/email], Rovison <rovi_danganan@... wrote:

I'm familiar with the Satanic Wedding and Baptisms, but what about Satanic Funerals? In case I die while serving in active duty, I want to make sure I DO NOT have any xian services at all, and I don't have my immediate family on my page 4 because they are pieces of shit xians and I never want anything to do with them, perhaps I might be married to a Satanic woman by then...just curious though for future reasons.~Rovi "Richard Riddick" D.

HAIL SATAN!
HAIL ANUBIS!
HAIL ALL MIGHTY FORCES OF HELL!

Your aim should be to never die and ascend to Godhead , not organising Your funeral !! You're Satanists , afterlife is secure both ways. When a Satanist dies His soul is taken care of and He goes to Duat, despite of the litanies done on this earth by the enemy.

-Vovin Luciftian

HAIL SATAN!

[/TD]

--
In Nomine Dei Nostri Satanas Luciferi Excelsi That Man Behind The Mist, -Dante

 

[David1]

At age 44 I feel the same way.

I think we have to make a Will. Get it signed by whomever we need to.

I must look into these things as well, as well as cremation as opposed to open casket.

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "amnaelhenry@..." <amnaelhenry@... wrote:

This is a great question, I would like to know this as well.

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], Rovison <rovi_danganan@ wrote:

I'm familiar with the Satanic Wedding and Baptisms, but what about Satanic Funerals? In case I die while serving in active duty, I want to make sure I DO NOT have any xian services at all, and I don't have my immediate family on my page 4 because they are pieces of shit xians and I never want anything to do with them, perhaps I might be married to a Satanic woman by then...just curious though for future reasons.~Rovi "Richard Riddick" D.

HAIL SATAN!
HAIL ANUBIS!
HAIL ALL MIGHTY FORCES OF HELL!

 

[David1]

And also how I want my funeral to be conducted. NO PRIEST. NO MINISTER OR CHRISTIAN CLERGY.

That is, assuming I have a funeral. lol

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "amnaelhenry@..." <amnaelhenry@... wrote:

This is a great question, I would like to know this as well.

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], Rovison <rovi_danganan@ wrote:

I'm familiar with the Satanic Wedding and Baptisms, but what about Satanic Funerals? In case I die while serving in active duty, I want to make sure I DO NOT have any xian services at all, and I don't have my immediate family on my page 4 because they are pieces of shit xians and I never want anything to do with them, perhaps I might be married to a Satanic woman by then...just curious though for future reasons.~Rovi "Richard Riddick" D.

HAIL SATAN!
HAIL ANUBIS!
HAIL ALL MIGHTY FORCES OF HELL!

 

[David1]

OOPS I DID IT AGAIN.
THESE LAST TWO POST ON SATANIC FUNERALS IS POSTED BY ME, DARKLADYS CHILD. HECATEMOTHER.

MY SON DAVID IS ALSO A SATANIST AND I ACCIDENTLY POSTED AGAIN UNDER HIS ACCT.

I APOLOGIZE.

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "David" <garimevil@... wrote:

And also how I want my funeral to be conducted. NO PRIEST. NO MINISTER OR CHRISTIAN CLERGY.

That is, assuming I have a funeral. lol



--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "amnaelhenry@" <amnaelhenry@ wrote:

This is a great question, I would like to know this as well.

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], Rovison <rovi_danganan@ wrote:

I'm familiar with the Satanic Wedding and Baptisms, but what about Satanic Funerals? In case I die while serving in active duty, I want to make sure I DO NOT have any xian services at all, and I don't have my immediate family on my page 4 because they are pieces of shit xians and I never want anything to do with them, perhaps I might be married to a Satanic woman by then...just curious though for future reasons.~Rovi "Richard Riddick" D.

HAIL SATAN!
HAIL ANUBIS!
HAIL ALL MIGHTY FORCES OF HELL!

 

[Brian Gibbons]

<td val[/IMG]There is a free program that my wife and I signed up for a couple of years ago.When your loved one passes,they use all the parts they can to help others.Then within 30 days,they cremate the body,and return it the the loved one.Best thing about it its free.No burden to the loved ones.Then you can have any kind of send off you want.We have decided to just put the other one in a close body of water,and say our own good bye's.
Hail Satan!
Brian

--- On Sun, 5/29/11, David <garimevil@... wrote:

From: David <garimevil@...
Subject: [HellsArmy666] Re: Satanic Funerals
To: [email protected]
Date: Sunday, May 29, 2011, 9:54 PM

 
At age 44 I feel the same way.

I think we have to make a Will. Get it signed by whomever we need to.

I must look into these things as well, as well as cremation as opposed to open casket.
--- [/IMG][email protected], "amnaelhenry@..." <amnaelhenry@... wrote:

This is a great question, I would like to know this as well.

--- [/IMG][email protected], Rovison <rovi_danganan@ wrote:

I'm familiar with the Satanic Wedding and Baptisms, but what about Satanic Funerals? In case I die while serving in active duty, I want to make sure I DO NOT have any xian services at all, and I don't have my immediate family on my page 4 because they are pieces of shit xians and I never want anything to do with them, perhaps I might be married to a Satanic woman by then...just curious though for future reasons.~Rovi "Richard Riddick" D.

HAIL SATAN!
HAIL ANUBIS!
HAIL ALL MIGHTY FORCES OF HELL!

[/TD]

 

[Aa Builtmore]

I would have to say you will have to make those type of arrangements and keep them where someone can find them upon death. What your wish are so they will be carried out as you planned or buy a prepaid funeral plan at a funeral home and discuss your service with them can be done and its cheaper and you know exactly what will take place and no one can mess up your plans The Word Protector says wrath is not the answer....but to stand firm.
From: Rovison <rovi_danganan@...
To: [email protected]
Sent: Friday, May 27, 2011 9:21 AM
Subject: [HellsArmy666] Satanic Funerals

  I'm familiar with the Satanic Wedding and Baptisms, but what about Satanic Funerals? In case I die while serving in active duty, I want to make sure I DO NOT have any xian services at all, and I don't have my immediate family on my page 4 because they are pieces of shit xians and I never want anything to do with them, perhaps I might be married to a Satanic woman by then...just curious though for future reasons.~Rovi "Richard Riddick" D.

HAIL SATAN!
HAIL ANUBIS!
HAIL ALL MIGHTY FORCES OF HELL!