Question #3845: 2 Questions: opposite gender version of myself in hell/blessing

[Ask Satya Operator]

Hi!
I have 2 questions:
1. Im a teenager and I have a deep yearning for a female version of myself (physically, spiritually, mentally) that would share the same soul with me and we would be in an eternal marriage. I was wondering if Satan could give me a female version of myself as a wife if I worshipped him. I hate Jesus because he said in the gospels that there’s no marriage in heaven and so I can’t have her in heaven.
2. Im establishing a Micronation (which would follow the laws of my country) and political party to serve Satan and I was wondering if I could have your blessings as the leader of my nation.

 

[Ask Satya Operator]

Hi,
I’m establishing a satanic Micronation (which will follow the laws of my country) and I was wondering if you could write a quick constitution for me. Thanks!