Well I started with a little meal and a quick smoke before I really began. I wrote down my prayer. It was a customized version of the prayer I got from the JoS website. I then showered up while an exacto blade sat in 100 proof vodka being sterilized. I then got my effects for the ceremony. I cleaned out an ashtray for use on my makeshift altar (actually a dog kennel) and put everything I needed on it. I then recited my prayer and slashed the index finger on my left hand for blood... Damn my tough Cherokee skin! I had to slash 3 times before even a trickle of blood came out. I then dipped a ballpoint pen in the blood and signed the document with my official signature. Then I lit it on fire in the candle and set it down in the cleaned out ashtray to let it burn. Once it was done burning, I poured the ashes onto the ground and the said, "So mote it be! Hail Satan!" I then did a grounding ceremony with a double shot of vodka and another cigarette...
The weird thing is, that since I did that ritual, I've felt a "presence" in my mind that comments on certain things in my life. Also, the vodka tasted great and the cigarette tasted more robust and cleaner than the one I had before. It's as if many things have changed... Obviously, it was a more enjoyable smoke and I welcome any and all comments on this post. Hail Satan!
The weird thing is, that since I did that ritual, I've felt a "presence" in my mind that comments on certain things in my life. Also, the vodka tasted great and the cigarette tasted more robust and cleaner than the one I had before. It's as if many things have changed... Obviously, it was a more enjoyable smoke and I welcome any and all comments on this post. Hail Satan!