Hail Satan!
I would like to express my deepest gratitude to you for that job interview. I have been unbelievably stressed and tempersome, and the night before I asked for a miracle, well, the next day (last night) I got a call for that security gaurd job I really want, and I have an interview December 14th! You have always been there for me. You are the great provider. Many thanks. I love you and I will praise you for all eternity! Praise be your name, Almighty Satan!
Ave Satans!
Hail Marbas!
Your Daughter, Pamela
