Dearest christians, why is "god" such a lazy bitch?

[FancyMancy]

Why does "god" refuse to answer "prayers"? Does it not care? Is it incapable?

"'god works in mysterious ways."
Really? You speak for "god"?
"'god' will punish Putin on judgement day."
So why "pray", then? Stupid. For "god" so-loved the World that it ignores prayers and the suffering and slaughter and murder of people who want to steal others' Lands (which "god" did, don't ignore), just to pretend and lie about getting up of its fat, lazy, fake arse eventually and pretending to do something about it... despite there being no indication that that would actually happen, ever, no matter how much you pray.

As a side question - if Trump manages (as per the script) to convince Putin and Zelenskyy to tuck their willies away, then "god" didn't do anything. "god" is still trying to steal Palestine from the Palestinians. Trump doing something is not "god" doing something. What do you say, christians, about Trump trying to steal Canada and Greenland, despite Canada saying no and despite Greenland telling Vance and wife, who want to visit gatecrash, to fuck off? Is Trump doing "god"'s work? Since some Americans want their state to surrender ownership to Canada, is "god" OK with that, also?

 

[Deep Darkness]

My opinion about Canada and Greenland question. I think that it is good for Canada people when USA take over their country. USA is bad but Canada is worse. At least you have more gun and speech freedom in USA, and less woke and feminism. But it is bad when USA take over Greenland. Its look like that Greenland people have functioning autonomy and normal society under Denmark. But probably non of them are going to actually happen. Conservatives love to talk shit and send money to israel.

 

[Acolyte Of Pan 666]

Yahweh also almost killed Moses for not mutilating his son's genitals:

Exodus 4:24-26:

"At a lodging place on the way, the Lord met Moses and was about to kill him. But Zipporah took a flint knife, cut off her son’s foreskin and touched Moses’ feet with it. “Surely you are a bridegroom of blood to me,” she said. So the Lord let him alone. (At that time she said “bridegroom of blood,” referring to circumcision.)"

Yahweh isn't this "patient merciful god" that waits till you die so you can "repent" as xians claim. He's a trigger-happy "god" looking for any excuse to kill you on the spot. This reflects the impulsive, violent and insane corrupted being mentality. yehuborim know this and try to cast curses on whoever opposes them, as they're aware of how "god" is and works. Xians, being powerless, resort to this "patient god" bullshit.

 

[Acolyte Of Pan 666]

Accurate portrayal of "Yahweh":