Crazy priest at my university

[vassaloftheking]

Ok basically every year within the first few weeks of fall semester this crazy sexist priest turns up and starts spouting this bullshit about how if we "don't drop down on on our knees and start pleasing jesus"(I love south park) we'll suffer for eternity makes you wanna laugh until i met him i had never seen a someone say that frankly that a woman's place is poppin out 1 foot tall drool vendors(babies) and making dinner a disgusting person. My ultimate goal is to make his mind snap in half(possibly his neck) after he realizes the contradictions in his faith. I have several arguments prepared the most prominent is. (we are gods children he loves us all thus we must listen to his wisdom in exchange for his love and if we don't accept it we have to be live the rest of eternity in a pool of boiling oil being anally raped by chimpanzees. Hmmm being cruelly and unusually because we don't ogey our parents sounds like child abuse to me. my next argument is at this link http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index ... 425AAMqGjI .okay now i need some more arguments the best would be the most fucked up passages from the good book" and i will admit it is a good book in fact it's the greatest i've ever been near when out of toilet paper" anyway i get headaches whenever i come within 20 ft of a church and nearly vomit whenever i try and touch a bible(makes my skin crawl thinking of it)as such those who are somehow able to last long enough without vomiting up their entrails please send them to me and if possible counter-counter reactions to said passages we don't need the priest/probable child molester having a real battle due to a good comeback in fisticuffs after all i want him hanging around for a while preferably from the rafters after they realize that they are at most trash

 

[enemyofjezzuz]

--- In [email protected], "vassaloftheking" <vassaloftheking@... wrote:

Ok basically every year within the first few weeks of fall semester this crazy sexist priest turns up and starts spouting this bullshit about how if we "don't drop down on on our knees and start pleasing jesus"(I love south park) we'll suffer for eternity makes you wanna laugh until i met him i had never seen a someone say that frankly that a woman's place is poppin out 1 foot tall drool vendors(babies) and making dinner a disgusting person. My ultimate goal is to make his mind snap in half(possibly his neck) after he realizes the contradictions in his faith. I have several arguments prepared the most prominent is. (we are gods children he loves us all thus we must listen to his wisdom in exchange for his love and if we don't accept it we have to be live the rest of eternity in a pool of boiling oil being anally raped by chimpanzees. Hmmm being cruelly and unusually because we don't ogey our parents sounds like child abuse to me. my next argument is at this link http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index ... 425AAMqGjI .okay now i need some more arguments the best would be the most fucked up passages from the good book" and i will admit it is a good book in fact it's the greatest i've ever been near when out of toilet paper" anyway i get headaches whenever i come within 20 ft of a church and nearly vomit whenever i try and touch a bible(makes my skin crawl thinking of it)as such those who are somehow able to last long enough without vomiting up their entrails please send them to me and if possible counter-counter reactions to said passages we don't need the priest/probable child molester having a real battle due to a good comeback in fisticuffs after all i want him hanging around for a while preferably from the rafters after they realize that they are at most trash

Those scumbags show up wherever they think they have a captive audience.  They are in prisons, in psychiatric clubs, and schools.  I can remember once seeing one showing up in a psychiatric club (which I discontinued, partially because no one was ever more than stagnating and I wanted better than that).  They showed up there on Tuesday afternoons spewing their rubbish, which is probably contributing to most of them being there in the first place.  After that, I skipped Tuesdays and played one game of Centipede (which usually lasted longer, plus gave me more exercise in that one day than all the club got all week put together). I would feel miserable inside a church.  How anyone can go into one of those wastes of land and material, listen to a sermon of bullshit from the LIE[/B]-ble, and willingly put money on that collection plate and come out feeling better is beyond me.  To have to listen to how bad the world is, and then blame the mess on poor Satan, and how God is going to fix it "soon" or help us get through it--when?  How?  Why hasn't it happened sooner?  Nothing they put out is worth the time I would have to waste, besides being poisoned with that fucking wafer and whatever shit they put in it and the wine. I wonder how those kike-sponsored universities that let those scum in to do this would feel if someone came onto their campuses to teach real Satanism.  As long as the fucking kikes approve (that is, as long as it will screw up people), no problem.  But the instant someone actually comes up with something that has a potential to eliminate a lot of the problems, the kikes are quick to throw them out of the place.  Enough to make one wonder if being in a university is itself a scam. Hail Satan![/B]

 

[carstensd13]

Maybe you could try talking to him about the talmud and how jews and their "god" are racist to gentiles. Then explain to him how he is gentile and how he worships the jewish god. But he will probably just say he loves jesus christ. I dont even want to start talking about the irony in this. Good luck. And this was pretty humorous.
Hail Satan!

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "vassaloftheking" <vassaloftheking@... wrote:

Ok basically every year within the first few weeks of fall semester this crazy sexist priest turns up and starts spouting this bullshit about how if we "don't drop down on on our knees and start pleasing jesus"(I love south park) we'll suffer for eternity makes you wanna laugh until i met him i had never seen a someone say that frankly that a woman's place is poppin out 1 foot tall drool vendors(babies) and making dinner a disgusting person. My ultimate goal is to make his mind snap in half(possibly his neck) after he realizes the contradictions in his faith. I have several arguments prepared the most prominent is. (we are gods children he loves us all thus we must listen to his wisdom in exchange for his love and if we don't accept it we have to be live the rest of eternity in a pool of boiling oil being anally raped by chimpanzees. Hmmm being cruelly and unusually because we don't ogey our parents sounds like child abuse to me. my next argument is at this link http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index ... 425AAMqGjI .okay now i need some more arguments the best would be the most fucked up passages from the good book" and i will admit it is a good book in fact it's the greatest i've ever been near when out of toilet paper" anyway i get headaches whenever i come within 20 ft of a church and nearly vomit whenever i try and touch a bible(makes my skin crawl thinking of it)as such those who are somehow able to last long enough without vomiting up their entrails please send them to me and if possible counter-counter reactions to said passages we don't need the priest/probable child molester having a real battle due to a good comeback in fisticuffs after all i want him hanging around for a while preferably from the rafters after they realize that they are at most trash

 

[Raven Lythrum]

I have an argument that NO xian can stand against and it covers all the "important" points. Ahem...
"Christianity: The belief that some cosmic jewish zombie who is his own father, can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh, drink his "blood", and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present because a rib woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. Yeah, makes perfect sense." Lol. 
But on a more serious note, there are a BUNCH of great verses on the exposing christianity website for combatting stupid xians. The great thing is that these oh so self righteous pompous assholes don't even read their own bibles, and if they do, they read them under a spell. Why else would they not bat an eye at verses like these?
<b style="color:r[/IMG]This is blatant of the nazarene's hatred of humanity.

• The nazarene preached self mutilation:</li>

  Matthew 19: 12 
  12 For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.

  A "eunuch" is a castrated male; in other words, a male with his balls cut off. The catholic church routinely castrated young choir boys in order to prevent their voices from changing.

  [/B]
  Anways, these website will give you all the verses you need and than some. Happy hunting!
  http://see_the_truth.webs.com/sinning_nazarene.html
  http://see_the_truth.webs.com/TenCommandments.html
  http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com/index.htm       *this one is the best to look at
  
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  From: vassaloftheking <vassaloftheking@...
  To: [email protected]
  Sent: Tuesday, June 19, 2012 4:11 AM
  Subject: [JoyofSatan666] Crazy priest at my university
  
    Ok basically every year within the first few weeks of fall semester this crazy sexist priest turns up and starts spouting this bullshit about how if we "don't drop down on on our knees and start pleasing jesus"(I love south park) we'll suffer for eternity makes you wanna laugh until i met him i had never seen a someone say that frankly that a woman's place is poppin out 1 foot tall drool vendors(babies) and making dinner a disgusting person. My ultimate goal is to make his mind snap in half(possibly his neck) after he realizes the contradictions in his faith. I have several arguments prepared the most prominent is. (we are gods children he loves us all thus we must listen to his wisdom in exchange for his love and if we don't accept it we have to be live the rest of eternity in a pool of boiling oil being anally raped by chimpanzees. Hmmm being cruelly and unusually because we don't ogey our parents sounds like child abuse to me. my next argument is at this link http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index ... 425AAMqGjI .okay now i need some more arguments the best would be the most fucked up passages from the good book" and i will admit it is a good book in fact it's the greatest i've ever been near when out of toilet paper" anyway i get headaches whenever i come within 20 ft of a church and nearly vomit whenever i try and touch a bible(makes my skin crawl thinking of it)as such those who are somehow able to last long enough without vomiting up their entrails please send them to me and if possible counter-counter reactions to said passages we don't need the priest/probable child molester having a real battle due to a good comeback in fisticuffs after all i want him hanging around for a while preferably from the rafters after they realize that they are at most trash
  
  
  

 

[hoodedcobra666]

When xians try to rationalize this is where my blood boils into my fucking skull. Its like holding a superman comic and trying to prove the existance of superman through it, with evidence from inside this piece of filthy garbage. When they see you're more intelligent and they can't do shit, they either cower or stop conversation or call into their psychic asshole friend to back them up and calm you down or get you coerced through subtle means. This is where I get fucking mad. Another instance, they try to attack you as these so calm and holy people get enraged so easily. Yes it gets physical too don't you worry. It must be the superfaith they have. Whenever it shakes they want to kill you. And it shakes like a 96 y/o jew with parkinson's.

Spend no time with xians one on one. Just educate the Truth of Satan en masse. This gives people the opportunity to reasearch and choose on their own and will you be nowhere close to lose your time debating face to face with these brutal worthless scums.
I had endless debates with xians. When you talk they don't listen as I don't listen to them either. Its like 2 sided self talking.


HAIL SATAN!!!!!!!!

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "vassaloftheking" <vassaloftheking@... wrote:

Ok basically every year within the first few weeks of fall semester this crazy sexist priest turns up and starts spouting this bullshit about how if we "don't drop down on on our knees and start pleasing jesus"(I love south park) we'll suffer for eternity makes you wanna laugh until i met him i had never seen a someone say that frankly that a woman's place is poppin out 1 foot tall drool vendors(babies) and making dinner a disgusting person. My ultimate goal is to make his mind snap in half(possibly his neck) after he realizes the contradictions in his faith. I have several arguments prepared the most prominent is. (we are gods children he loves us all thus we must listen to his wisdom in exchange for his love and if we don't accept it we have to be live the rest of eternity in a pool of boiling oil being anally raped by chimpanzees. Hmmm being cruelly and unusually because we don't ogey our parents sounds like child abuse to me. my next argument is at this link http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index ... 425AAMqGjI .okay now i need some more arguments the best would be the most fucked up passages from the good book" and i will admit it is a good book in fact it's the greatest i've ever been near when out of toilet paper" anyway i get headaches whenever i come within 20 ft of a church and nearly vomit whenever i try and touch a bible(makes my skin crawl thinking of it)as such those who are somehow able to last long enough without vomiting up their entrails please send them to me and if possible counter-counter reactions to said passages we don't need the priest/probable child molester having a real battle due to a good comeback in fisticuffs after all i want him hanging around for a while preferably from the rafters after they realize that they are at most trash

 

[Brian Gibbons]

<td val[/IMG]two sided self talking LOL


Hail Enki
Brian 

--- On Wed, 6/20/12, hoodedcobra666 <hoodedcobra666@... wrote:

From: hoodedcobra666 <hoodedcobra666@...
Subject: [JoyofSatan666] Re: Crazy priest at my university
To: [email protected]
Date: Wednesday, June 20, 2012, 3:54 PM

  When xians try to rationalize this is where my blood boils into my fucking skull. Its like holding a superman comic and trying to prove the existance of superman through it, with evidence from inside this piece of filthy garbage. When they see you're more intelligent and they can't do shit, they either cower or stop conversation or call into their psychic asshole friend to back them up and calm you down or get you coerced through subtle means. This is where I get fucking mad. Another instance, they try to attack you as these so calm and holy people get enraged so easily. Yes it gets physical too don't you worry. It must be the superfaith they have. Whenever it shakes they want to kill you. And it shakes like a 96 y/o jew with parkinson's.

Spend no time with xians one on one. Just educate the Truth of Satan en masse. This gives people the opportunity to reasearch and choose on their own and will you be nowhere close to lose your time debating face to face with these brutal worthless scums.
I had endless debates with xians. When you talk they don't listen as I don't listen to them either. Its like 2 sided self talking.

HAIL SATAN!!!!!!!!
--- [/IMG][email protected], "vassaloftheking" <vassaloftheking@... wrote:

Ok basically every year within the first few weeks of fall semester this crazy sexist priest turns up and starts spouting this bullshit about how if we "don't drop down on on our knees and start pleasing jesus"(I love south park) we'll suffer for eternity makes you wanna laugh until i met him i had never seen a someone say that frankly that a woman's place is poppin out 1 foot tall drool vendors(babies) and making dinner a disgusting person. My ultimate goal is to make his mind snap in half(possibly his neck) after he realizes the contradictions in his faith. I have several arguments prepared the most prominent is. (we are gods children he loves us all thus we must listen to his wisdom in exchange for his love and if we don't accept it we have to be live the rest of eternity in a pool of boiling oil being anally raped by chimpanzees. Hmmm being cruelly and unusually because we don't ogey our parents sounds like child abuse to me. my next argument is at this link http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index ... 425AAMqGjI .okay now i need some more arguments the best would be the most fucked up passages from the good book" and i will admit it is a good book in fact it's the greatest i've ever been near when out of toilet paper" anyway i get headaches whenever i come within 20 ft of a church and nearly vomit whenever i try and touch a bible(makes my skin crawl thinking of it)as such those who are somehow able to last long enough without vomiting up their entrails please send them to me and if possible counter-counter reactions to said passages we don't need the priest/probable child molester having a real battle due to a good comeback in fisticuffs after all i want him hanging around for a while preferably from the rafters after they realize that they are at most trash

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