Hey guys I was wondering i how find my guardian demon er...How do i start a relationship with a demon? please help thx. HAIL SATAN!!

Hey i just joined today and i have no idea where to start. I have read most of the info on joyofsatan.com but im still really confused. I am ready to make this commitment to satan but my dad feels that i will burn in hell. I think he is wrong. can someone help feel more right about a comitment...