Besides the training is there a faster way to become immortal?

This is my third week following the meditation and steps to open my chakras on JoS, but I want to do something else to speed up the 6th month process that it takes to become more linked to God. Does anyone have any tips to get closer to Satan?

thanks for the tips how far are you through your meditation techniques?

Incredible i find that Satan has found me on 06/06/2011. I am fully devoted to him knowing how powerful our minds are! I want to know a lot more and i just started researching more on meditation on the web hellsarmy666. Anyone has some tips?