ONA is a fed operation to get people to commit illegal things. TST is a group of far-left atheists using Satanic imagery to shock Christians, they don't believe Satan is real. None of them are true Satanists.
The JoS site says this:
We do not recognize nor do we acknowledge groups who...
This is stereotypical and assumes that all women and men are the same. Not all men see this as an accomplishment. Shy men with more feminine souls like the guy in the original post doesn't see as a battle to win a woman. If they are told they have to ask a woman out they just lose interest...
Why not Hinduism? Because...
Satanism allows to eat meat freely and doesn't forbid it.
You are free to be angry and use that anger in black magick in Satanism. You are free to do RTRs and curse the jews. The Bhagavad Gita says anger is bad.
As a Satanist, you can just practice a yoga...