I am dedicated already

I Just dedicated my soul to our Lord Satan, but im not sure it may have pleaed him as much i wanted, there were  lot of litte detailed that build up at the end, like my neighbors music that kinda tuned in the background, and then there was a moment after y burnt the prayer that the candle turned...

Hi again. I just have a doubt and im not sure how to o forth about. I havn´t dedicated my soul yet because i havnt beed able to get my hands on the right candles. I know its an important event and i want it to be perfect, but here there are so hard to find. Yet i don´t want to waist time, I wont...

I would like to babtise myself in the name of our Lord Satan but, alas I am no longer a child. Well im not that small anymore, is there anything I can do? Or what would be the equal to doing so?

Good day, I am rather new to all of this I do admit. I have been looking for my place ever since i can remember, just never feeling like the relegions I had been exposed to were worthy of my commitment, and then one day I come across the page of a brelient inlightend woman who showed me the...