As of Monday, April 10th, 2017, I have dedicated my soul to Satan. Hopefully he and I get to know each other well and become best friends. I am going to explore the Joy of Satan website and learn witchcraft, psychic stuff, meditations and rituals. However, I don't have any supplies for rituals...

Well, Satan, you're not as harmful as I thought. You seem practically harmless, actually, according to your doctrines. So I welcome you into my life and my home, and I hope to get to know you, and know you well. Eventually I will dedicate my soul to you, but right now I don't feel I'm ready...

I have been curious about Satan recently. What is a relationship with Satan like? And are there any celebrations, you know, gatherings, on December 23rd, Satan's big day? What about on Mondays, Satan's big day of the week? Are there gatherings on Mondays in honor of Satan, just as church was...