Grateful to Father Satan!!

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Hi.

The other day I was browsing my jewmail and looking through spam and I came across this one jewmail that made my heart jump.
It was a scam, but since I've never gotten such mail before I was at a loss on what to do and how to react, my first instinct was to seek help from Father Satan and the next to ignore the mail.

I said to Father Satan that I'll do RTR's and meditate as much as I can, etc., in return for help, I was actually feeling scared, because I thought I was in danger (lack of experience), but I felt a sense of calm and tried my best not to think of the incident.

I just finished the FRTR and felt like looking through the mail again and this one sentence I felt like jewgling and guess what?!
I was lead to a place where I could get LEGAL HELP (hopefully worth it tho), and I felt so relieved!!
I feel like I was saved, haha.
I feel so much more better and like a huge boulder rolled down from my chest. I feel at peace and safe again.

A very huge THANK YOU to Father Satan!!!!!
Just thought to share this fantastic experience!!
Father Satan is the greatest and he truly does look out for his children!!!
Hail to the Almighty Father Satan!!! May he shine brighter than the brightest sun!
I love you Father Satan!!!!