GROW HAIR

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donsay2012
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GROW HAIR

Postby donsay2012 » Wed May 23, 2018 10:11 pm

:roll: hello my dear brethren I am wondering if there is any spell to grow hair on my face
The world is upside down when you are with out. :o :o :o :o :o

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Sinistra
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Re: GROW HAIR

Postby Sinistra » Thu May 24, 2018 6:48 am

Getting bit by a werewolf is your best bet for quick fur growth. This is a natural and totally safe method that has been used by teens for centuries. You can quickly become as handsome and furry as this guy :
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Valontuoja
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Re: GROW HAIR

Postby Valontuoja » Fri May 25, 2018 5:47 am

donsay2012 wrote::roll: hello my dear brethren I am wondering if there is any spell to grow hair on my face

If you mean facial hair like moustache or beard then you could try to do the Mars square or Mars mantra as this planet rules over head and face... If you mean that you are balding and want to grow hair then try Venus square or mantra. Using only the planetary mantra is easier than doing a square since a square will fail even if you do a minor mistake.

http://www.angelfire.com/empire/serpent ... uares.html

Valontuoja
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Re: GROW HAIR

Postby Valontuoja » Fri May 25, 2018 7:03 pm

Valontuoja wrote:If you mean that you are balding and want to grow hair.

I forgot that this is the group for teens... If you are balding then something is very fucking wrong.

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Sinistra
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Re: GROW HAIR

Postby Sinistra » Sat May 26, 2018 12:47 am

Aquarius wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsnRQJxanVM

We are in the Age of Oppression brother Aquarius.
We are the children of Satan and we fight for our land.
(((Empire))) of kikes scum invading our lands with (((multiculturalism)))
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzHXt6n1QhM

Aquarius
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Re: GROW HAIR

Postby Aquarius » Sat May 26, 2018 7:28 am

Sinistra wrote:
Aquarius wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsnRQJxanVM

We are in the Age of Oppression brother Aquarius.
We are the children of Satan and we fight for our land.
(((Empire))) of kikes scum invading our lands with (((multiculturalism)))
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzHXt6n1QhM
At first I didnt understand what your comment had to do with me then I opened the link haha.
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HP Mageson666
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Re: GROW HAIR

Postby HP Mageson666 » Sat May 26, 2018 8:09 am

If Sun is right then peeing on your hair after starving yourself for a couple of days should grow it back along with making it not stink or something. However I suspect Bigfoot is in hiding because he does not want people like Sun, urinating on him.

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Godmode
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Re: GROW HAIR

Postby Godmode » Sat May 26, 2018 11:03 am

I agree with Mageson, pissing on yourself is probably the best way to go. Also you can try cutting your hair because everybody knows cutting your hair makes it grow back faster. But if you need the look fast, you can try cutting off a few layers of skin and replacing your smooth hairless baby skin with something cooler like jagged hardwood or moldy krazy karpets.
HAIL AMDUSIAS
HAIL HAURES
HAIL SATAN

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Sinistra
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Re: GROW HAIR

Postby Sinistra » Mon May 28, 2018 12:40 am

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For this most exquisite beard model you must wait for a full moon in Cancer. First wet all your face with piss and then rub it vigorously with moonstones while chanting "ZOIDBERG" 420 times. Then affirm with intent 6 times "I am permanently blessed with the inner power of the crab and my beard is becoming fabulous"

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Stormblood
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Re: GROW HAIR

Postby Stormblood » Wed May 30, 2018 2:47 pm

Guys, this is the Teens group...

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Sinistra
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Re: GROW HAIR

Postby Sinistra » Thu May 31, 2018 8:55 am

Stormblood wrote:Guys, this is the Teens group...

My mental age qualifies me 8-)

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