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How would porn hub title the story of the virgin mary?

Pregnant teen has sex for the first time.

<Joseph rubbing hands>

Yeah, that makes so much non-contradictory sense. Then you'd see on those gore and Live-Leak sites brutal FGM - mary's hymen being broken by baby jewsus. (Why does everyone ignore this very important point?! Unless mary shoved a stick inside itself, or did it with an animal which its dad farmer was herding to be able to--) Such perversity! If it was a book, I think the authour would be King!

EasternFireLion666 wrote:How would porn hub title the story of the virgin mary?

Pregnant teen has sex for the first time.

<Joseph rubbing hands>

I guess something like "Mysterious jewish ghost cream-pies israeli whore while her husband watches".
Now that I think about it, this shit is taught at Gentile children. Makes me shudder

Since this is kind of a light hearted thread I want to share kind of a cool story

Also did you guys see this https://www.dailywire.com/news/college- ... s-to-satan

The author who did this doesn't realize how close to the truth he was since the "people" and entities behind the Jewsus thoughtform are exactly everything that the xtians attribute to "Satan" and much worse.

The other thing when I was a teen my Dad was a pastor at a church. One time me and this kind of cool person I met took the younger youth group up there to the balcony above the sanctuary and started making fun of xtianity and played a little game called "spit on the Bibles" where we would see who could get the best aim to do like what it sounds like.

I met this cool girl in my church back then who claimed to follow Lucifer and know about meditations and the astral. I did tell her about the JOS site btw the only problem with this is she got so depressed about life and stuff she just shut herself away and didn't talk anymore to me or anyone else. So idk if she ever came here or not.

For some reason this reminded me of that although no we never did anything sexual.

FancyMancy wrote:Yeah, that makes so much non-contradictory sense. Then you'd see on those gore and Live-Leak sites brutal FGM - mary's hymen being broken by baby jewsus. (Why does everyone ignore this very important point?! Unless mary shoved a stick inside itself, or did it with an animal which its dad farmer was herding to be able to--) Such perversity! If it was a book, I think the authour would be King!

Jewsus was a born carpenter perhaps he used the tools his mom swallowed to cut the hymen or he came out like in the Alien movies.

EasternFireLion666 wrote:

FancyMancy wrote:Yeah, that makes so much non-contradictory sense. Then you'd see on those gore and Live-Leak sites brutal FGM - mary's hymen being broken by baby jewsus. (Why does everyone ignore this very important point?! Unless mary shoved a stick inside itself, or did it with an animal which its dad farmer was herding to be able to--) Such perversity! If it was a book, I think the authour would be King!

Jewsus was a born carpenter perhaps he used the tools his mom swallowed to cut the hymen or he came out like in the Alien movies.

Un-wholey shit! I bet the "dirt" jewsus threw in the eyes of the blind man was actually a piss-take of primate faeces flinging - "Here - get this shit out of your eyes, ya blind idjit. There you go; you can see now. Stupid Goyim... ¬¬"

Pirate11 wrote:

EasternFireLion666 wrote:How would porn hub title the story of the virgin mary?

Pregnant teen has sex for the first time.

<Joseph rubbing hands>

I guess something like "Mysterious jewish ghost cream-pies israeli whore while her husband watches".
Now that I think about it, this shit is taught at Gentile children. Makes me shudder

Trololol that'a a good one