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Things the world don´t need.
Also they used the 11 again.

https://edition.cnn.com/2019/10/16/worl ... index.html

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(CNN)The Rosary is going mobile.
The Vatican announced the launch of the "Click to Pray eRosary" Wednesday. October is the month of the Rosary.
The eRosary is an app-driven device that can be worn as a bracelet. To activate it, all you have to do is make the sign of the cross, similar to how Catholics begin praying the Rosary.

Once activated, the wearer can choose between three different options to pray. There is the standard rosary, a contemplative rosary or a thematic rosary, which will be updated every year. The device shows the users progress throughout each prayer and keeps track of each rosary completed.
The interactive device is a push from the church to reach tech-savvy millennials and Gen Z.
It "serves as a tool for learning how to pray the rosary for peace in the world," according to a news release from the Vatican.

The project -- part of the Pope's Worldwide Prayer Network -- brings together the best of the Church's spiritual tradition and the latest advances of the technological world, the Vatican said.
The eRosary is available to buy now for $110."

Does it also track everytime one takes a piss?

Fuchs wrote:Things the world don´t need.
Also they used the 11 again.

https://edition.cnn.com/2019/10/16/worl ... index.html

"

(CNN)The Rosary is going mobile.
The Vatican announced the launch of the "Click to Pray eRosary" Wednesday. October is the month of the Rosary.
The eRosary is an app-driven device that can be worn as a bracelet. To activate it, all you have to do is make the sign of the cross, similar to how Catholics begin praying the Rosary.

Once activated, the wearer can choose between three different options to pray. There is the standard rosary, a contemplative rosary or a thematic rosary, which will be updated every year. The device shows the users progress throughout each prayer and keeps track of each rosary completed.
The interactive device is a push from the church to reach tech-savvy millennials and Gen Z.
It "serves as a tool for learning how to pray the rosary for peace in the world," according to a news release from the Vatican.

The project -- part of the Pope's Worldwide Prayer Network -- brings together the best of the Church's spiritual tradition and the latest advances of the technological world, the Vatican said.
The eRosary is available to buy now for $110."

Hahahahaha. First the pope facebook and now this. Such a strange Generation we are living in. Great so they can get people to start actually doing it. Shows how much they need it.

Oy Vey! what a cohendence that October is the month that has more jewish holidays.

"A tool to pray for the peace in the world" = the enslavement of all gentiles by the jews

In Italian churches you can already make donations with credit cards..

CuoreNordico wrote:In Italian churches you can already make donations with credit cards..

OY VEY!!! they are soooo poor that they need that sheckel...

luis wrote:"A tool to pray for the peace in the world" = the enslavement of all gentiles by the jews

Youre cute.

HP. Hoodedcobra666 wrote:Does it also track everytime one takes a piss?

If you wear it at the right place and still achieve to activate the device.

CuoreNordico wrote:In Italian churches you can already make donations with credit cards..

Why does he sit in a little chair like that?

You get bonus points if you follow the tried and tested method of the jews by letting out a massive turd or ripping a huge fart while praying. If you shart, the prayer is twice as powerful, so you get two points.