Worst church experience..

[Lerdavian]

When I was little and used to go to church but wasn't loud enough to go into the quiet room. My parents gave me a pask of Lifesavers, the hard candy kind. This is already a bad situation in itself.

I was eating one the first one in the pack when I started to choke. My parents thought I was playing around for a while but I wasn't. I couldn't have been more than 4 at the time. All I remember was coughing and my vision flashing and the only thing I could remember seeing was the crucifix up on the wall near the altar with Jesus looking down at me. I never forgot how I might have prayed even for a second or two but...nothing.

It finally got dislodged somehow after a huge gagging fit and I was okay. i've never done two things since then.
1. Believe in god Fully/ want to go to church

2.Eat lifesavers ever again.

I thought I'd post this story for kicks. This really did happen and my parents were happy that I was okay but I've always loathed church somehow. Using my knowledge that I have know, I'm beggininng to think this was an attack on me by an angel or a grey or something. I'm glad I'm a satanist andI don't have to worry as much about choking on a carrot or candy or something.

~HAIL SATAN AND THE GODS OF OLD!!!

 

[Austyn Rivera]

... A carrot? Whatever, cool story tho.. I also have a story:
Ok so all his life my father loathed church because he was forced to attend, NOW his mom sent him a rosary and he and his girlfriend start naming off all the prayers for the rosary, me being satanist as heart, im all like wtf! What the hell happened to hatin religion. Then they ganged up on me and were trying to teach me what they were talkin about... So i was like '' ha your funny'' and walked away
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Date: Friday, August 14, 2009 10:30:53 am
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From: "lerdavian" <lerdavian@...
Subject: [Teens4Satan] Worst church experience..

When I was little and used to go to church but wasn't loud enough to go into the quiet room. My parents gave me a pask of Lifesavers, the hard candy kind. This is already a bad situation in itself.

I was eating one the first one in the pack when I started to choke. My parents thought I was playing around for a while but I wasn't. I couldn't have been more than 4 at the time. All I remember was coughing and my vision flashing and the only thing I could remember seeing was the crucifix up on the wall near the altar with Jesus looking down at me. I never forgot how I might have prayed even for a second or two but...nothing.

It finally got dislodged somehow after a huge gagging fit and I was okay. i've never done two things since then.
1. Believe in god Fully/ want to go to church

2.Eat lifesavers ever again.

I thought I'd post this story for kicks. This really did happen and my parents were happy that I was okay but I've always loathed church somehow. Using my knowledge that I have know, I'm beggininng to think this was an attack on me by an angel or a grey or something. I'm glad I'm a satanist andI don't have to worry as much about choking on a carrot or candy or something.

~HAIL SATAN AND THE GODS OF OLD!!!