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Re: Honest critiques, please; no sputum or offers of sex.

churchofkali1 min to read

HOY, thou wicked, wicked Heathen!
Let me ask you beauteous marmosets a HUGE favor: Click on my Church's web-site and give us your honest opinion- Do we meet with your definition of Satanists? And, if so, will talking about or "advertising" our sect constitute "pushing that Wicca shit?" We consider ourselves pretty much garden-variety Satanic Pagans, a local (NE Tenn./SW Va.) eclectic blend of classic (pre-Laveyan, by about four centuries) Satanism, African-American Voodoo (with NO Christianity), Cherokee shamanism and Bhangi, or "out-caste" Hinduism. We've been called Hindu, Wiccan, Satanist and Pagan, often with a lot of cuss words and Bible verses (often in the same breath.)
Please visit, look it over and render honest opinions: www.churchofkali.com
Thank you very much. Blessed Be. Good hunting, good eating.

Peas, to feast upon The Lamb of God,
The Anti-reverend Retson B. Retap, Capragrax
Our Lady of Endor's Covenstead
Bristol TN/VA

(Where the Bristol 500 is, near Dollywood. Boy, talk about "Buckle of the Bible Belt!"

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Seem like a bunch of pathetic wannabes to me.

HAIL SATAN!!!!

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This site seems immature, made with good intentions, but shitty information. We call ourselves "Satanists" because that's what we are.....Unless you like christianity.... Satan is the adversary of abrahamic religion and we take after our Father, being the adversary of stupidity (abrahamic religion).Satanism has always used the Goat and the Serpent to represent Satan, these are Enki's animals. Also the oldest pentagram dates back to 300 BCE, it is point-down and it was found in ancient Sumeria.

--- In , "churchofkali" <churchofkali@... wrote:

HOY, thou wicked, wicked Heathen!
Let me ask you beauteous marmosets a HUGE favor: Click on my Church's web-site and give us your honest opinion- Do we meet with your definition of Satanists? And, if so, will talking about or "advertising" our sect constitute "pushing that Wicca shit?" We consider ourselves pretty much garden-variety Satanic Pagans, a local (NE Tenn./SW Va.) eclectic blend of classic (pre-Laveyan, by about four centuries) Satanism, African-American Voodoo (with NO Christianity), Cherokee shamanism and Bhangi, or "out-caste" Hinduism. We've been called Hindu, Wiccan, Satanist and Pagan, often with a lot of cuss words and Bible verses (often in the same breath.)
Please visit, look it over and render honest opinions: www.churchofkali.com
Thank you very much. Blessed Be. Good hunting, good eating.

Peas, to feast upon The Lamb of God,
The Anti-reverend Retson B. Retap, Capragrax
Our Lady of Endor's Covenstead
Bristol TN/VA

(Where the Bristol 500 is, near Dollywood. Boy, talk about "Buckle of the Bible Belt!"

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I THINK IT NEEDS A LOT OF WORK..... A LOT.... MANY THINGS YOU HAVE THERE ARE INACCURATE AND TO MY OPINION DOWN RIGHT OFFENSIVE TO A SPIRITUAL SATANIST. I CAN NOT AND WILL NOT MAKE ASSUMPTIONS AS THEY ARE THE MOTHER OF ALL FUCK UPS, HOWEVER IF YOU INTENDED TO DO FATHER WELL YOU NEED TO GO OVER YOUR MISTAKES BIG TIME. THOUGH IF YOU FEEL YOU WERE THOROUGH IN YOUR WORK AND FEEL IT IS TO YOUR LIKING..... WELL LETS JUST SAY I FEEL YOU ARE HEADING FOR A SPIRITUAL DISASTER. THAT IS MY OPINION AND NOTHING MORE.

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